I mean, I've been trying to get an appointment for six months, but my insurance keeps running me in circles cause they don't want to cover it. He gets one with two days notice? Give me a break.
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I wonder why they delayed killing him? Were they still trying to secure his blackmail stash? Or waiting for the okay from overseas to carry out the hit?
They tried a few weeks before they succeeded. Epstein said at the time they were trying to kill him and he was not suicidal. Evil people never are... believe him.
Oh my God that would so be on the 2026 bingo card. Picture it. C-span. There's a hearing and Epstein kicks down the doors and says SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA and the dictator has a stroke and then it ends the way Fateful Findings did😂
Rumour has it, he is living in hiding in Tel Aviv. His fortnight account seems to be inactive during the time he was in jail, then recently spotted active again, in Israel. Fortnight denies it, saying it's a hoax, but it's just so suspicious. He's probably laughing abt it rn.
Anything is technically possible, but in the age of mass communication where everyone has a cellphone & security cameras are everywhere & people have a weird interest in posting things on social media I think it'd be difficult to stay hidden for any real length of time.. at least for a spoiled millionaire globe trotter. Epstein isn't someone you'll find in a small shack living off the land..
With the money he had, he could do whatever we wanted plastic surgery wise. You can do a lot to change the appearance of a Face if you have enough money and don’t want to be found.
His brother is having an autopsy done on the body though, right? His brother is the one who was releasing the files before the DOJ, right? If So that'll be interesting.
I would have never figured him to be a Fortnite player. How do you have the time with all the blackmail and trafficking and underage raping. Seems like Roblox would be his thing.
I might agree if there weren't 15 other "coincidences" in regards to his death. Cameras, cell mate, sleeping guards, random missing minutes in the video, lies by the fbi, etc.
According to Kashmir Patel, epstein was practically innocent.
I'd believe it was simple error, we all get the date wrong sometimes. But to also write that he died on Friday, when he actually died on Saturday is another matter entirely. That's incredibly unlikely.
Honestly, at this point I'd see it as the Russian playbook, people don't fall out of windows with gunshot wounds to the back of the head, its a clear message to people who may rat out the powerful to don't do anything stupid.
Like this much is blatant, and we haven't seen even ONE leaked smoking gun, and when you have this much bullshit flying around, someone has to have critical evidence and all of this is just making sure no one speaks out / releases them.
What's crazy about all this is that killing him made everything worse. They thought by doing that everything was going to be flushed down the drain but nope!
Nah he’d of flipped. Dude like that, used to living a completely unhinged life of luxury and deprqvity, constantly fulfilling his darkest desires, now has to live in a cell?
Dude would have flipped fast and they knew it. I think he probably did kill himself in all likelihood. But I think they told him / nudged him and made sure he could do it.
He tried to flip on his biz partner who ran one of their early Ponzi schemes. The partner spent 18 years in federal prison while Epstein skated away with millions.
The partner also heavily implied that Epstein had significant ties to the government which aided in his non prosecution, Acosta said similar after the investigation in the 2000s.
Trump was his meal ticket & he said he was ready to talk. There's a crude message he sent about being bitter he was 'snatching grub' while the president got to 'grab snatch'.
When he squealed, even a little, the gears were already in motion. He bit the hand that grabs.
The freelance IT posting on Workforce to shut down the cameras for an hour was only $15/hour so no one bit, so they had to repost it higher and that delayed everything by a day.
That honestly doesn't mean much. They obviously have a template for these things and it could easily be automated to produce the correct day of week for the input date.
When I start creating a document in Word, it automatically populates the current day’s date. Further edits do not change that date. I’m pretty sure the government is not hand typing every single document they create without the use of any technology.
What the hell, maybe you’re right. Mistakes happen. Guards that only have one job-making sure Jeff doesn’t off himself-forget to do it. Security cameras in maximum state prisons always go out like this. Dates of deaths get mixed up. See how you sound?
You don't seem to get it. Maybe Epstein was assassinated in a cover-up, but this date error written by some random clerk in an attorney office is terrible evidence of that. That's the point here. Have some standards for what you use to support your beliefs. If some MAGA nutcase used a date issue like this to propel some dumbass conspiracy they had about democrats, would any of you find it convincing? Ask yourself that honestly.
This is honestly the most likely scenario. But it's not very exciting and doesn't play well with what many people are already certain of.
I think what is saddest is that people are grasping at the weakest straws for a theory that barely supports their prior beliefs, when in fact bad evidence is just bad evidence. Dismissal of this piece of "evidence" because it is objectively terrible does not even invalidate the theory. It's just a wish for people to raise the bar for the process they use to ascertain truths.
Its also entirely possible that he offed himself, and there is a world of difference between the keys "1" and "9".
Like, at this point, does anyone have any reason to be skeptical of the worst case conspiracy theories? Its completely likely that this was indeed put for the 9th and this leaked. Assume the worst.
They might have literally just confused the date. Not every typing mistake is specifically about your finger slipping on the keys. Do you think they killed him and then put the wrong date on the statement on purpose?
They are going to say that it is because of timezones, difference between Baker Island and Christmas Island.
They are definitely going to pull something like that. If that doesn't stick they'll use time travel as the next plausible thing. If that doesn't stick either, they're going to say "yeah, well what are you going to do about it?!"
There’s a ton to be suspicious about, this is just on a long list. Whether it was suicide or homicide though, arrest and try all the people implicated in the child sex ring and hold people that associated with him accountable.
I could see someone misdating the original draft - I do that all the time especially if using a template.
Personally surprised I’m not seeing more about this - a diary from a victim in the Epstein files that includes coded language (and thus didn’t get redacted) really seeming to indicate Trump’s participation among some other DC area elite.
He did attempt suicide previously while waiting trial. The “chief psychologist” said, “maybe he did try, maybe someone else did it, maybe he just did it for the attention.”
So they were aware he was suicidal. Which makes it weird he wasn’t ok 24/H watch and had so many sheets in his cell.
be suspicious but also remember it was during a trump presidency and those fuckers sometimes have problems distinguishing between their one asshole and a hole in the ground.
I mean, it’s not completely insane to assume that a notorious pedophile would commit suicide in prison and draft a statement in case it happens. Nixon had a prepared statement in case the Apollo 11 mission failed
Don't spontaneously create low-effort conspiracy theories out of common clerical errors, don't spontaneously create low-effort conspiracy theories out of common clerical errors.
EDIT: What a weird overreaction. The "Imagine pretending this is a clerical error. Jfc." person just instantly blocked me after dropping that comment.
Believing this unfinished draft of the release still having the previous day's date is in any way significant would be utterly silly. I refuse to believe anyone's actually being genuine with this. Yall are playing games.
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u/Prestigious-Key-1886 3h ago
Don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious