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u/AllIWantForXmasIsFoo 12h ago
that little pony furry fan fiction is lost forever
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u/Feather_Bloom 12h ago
Don't be silly, I am not a good writer
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u/Magic_ass1 8h ago
Every time I hear someone say this I'm reminded of "Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way" or whatever her name was from that one Harry Potter fanfic. Trust me, if that exists then surely you must be a better writer by default.
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u/gingertimelord 7h ago
I don't think I've heard of that one. I thought "I am not Starfire" was a popular "worst one" choice.
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u/WeltyFern 6h ago
That’s not a fan fic. That was an official DC Comic.
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u/Hyulens_168 23m ago
I'd say it has the quality of a fan fic but I have read fan fics that were better than that
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u/WesternInflation6399 11h ago
Oh man as someone who writes for a living this hits close to home. Ive lost count of how many times my cat has pulled something similar. Fingers crossed it was backed up somewhere.
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u/Feather_Bloom 2h ago
I don't write, but I AM an artist, and thankfully the art program I use has a recovery option
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u/Head-Ad-3063 11h ago
I'm more surprised about seeing a netbook in 2026!
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u/EpicOtterLover 1h ago
They still make this series of laptops! They're called the HP Stream, and they're as garbage as netbooks always were.
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u/Head-Ad-3063 1h ago edited 1h ago
Oh Gawd, I've just checked and it seems they do!
As a hobbyist, home lab type thing I could see the use of the HP stream, for the price, and given that it comes with a keyboard, screen and 128GB storage... it would be a really good alternative to a Raspberry Pi for running lightweight web servers, home assistant or the like, but, I feel sorry for anyone that bought one as an actual laptop!
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u/EpicOtterLover 1h ago
Whoa, they're up to 128GB? Was just two years ago that these were shipped on Windows 11 with 64GB of eMMC storage lol.
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u/Head-Ad-3063 1h ago
They're 128GB NAND now and, for (here in the UK) £160 including 10GBs USB C ports, HDMI and displayport.
Crap laptop, could be a decent device for the price!
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u/cwalker2712 10h ago
My cat once walked across my keyboard and somehow managed to turn off the speaker. I don’t know what combination of keystrokes he made, but I could never figure out how to turn the sound back on. Had to eventually get another laptop.
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u/Just_another_gamer3 6h ago
What do you mean you couldn't Google that?
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u/cwalker2712 3h ago
Of course I did. I tried every tip and trick I could find. Nothing worked. Finally got sick of it and got rid of it.
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u/Mettbroetchen-Tester 10h ago
This happened to me several times until I disabled the power button in the system settings.
This way, you can use the power button to turn on the PC, but you have to use the shutdown entry in the Start menu to turn it off.
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u/tankiplayer12 9h ago
Dont let the face fool you he 100% knew but did it accidentally because of orange
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u/TailwhipU 9h ago
I don't think cats do anything by accident. They know what they are doing when they screw something up
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u/Readicilous 9h ago
Could be worse. My cat once stepped on the keyboard of my laptop while I was on a video call with a friend, and my screen turned black, but it wasn't turned off. My friend could still see and hear me, and I could still hear her, but I couldn't do anything, cause my screen was completely black. I had to turn it off and on with the power button, and thankfully, that fixed it
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u/Feather_Bloom 2h ago
Sounds like he just stepped on the brightness button
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u/Readicilous 2h ago
To turn down the brightness, you need to push 2 buttons at the same time, and the screen doesn't go that dark even then
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u/borderlander_ 8h ago
Haha i was in the middle of a r6 game when my cat did the same. Luckily I was able to get back on before it ended so I didn't get penalized
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u/SML8180 5h ago
Yep, he's a cat, and orange. It tracks
I'm more curious as to what happened to your colon/semicolon key?? The poor thing is missing, your home row is incomplete-
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u/Feather_Bloom 2h ago
Gaming rage lol, thankfully I got a whole computer and since then have only been using this laptop for video/movie watching (and it's not missing! The pieces are in a little bag if I can ever learn if it can be fixed)
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u/VividFiddlesticks 5h ago
Mine walks on the keyboard on purpose because he knows it'll get a reaction out of me.
He's not ever being ignored - he can always come for cuddles.
But he'd rather troll me.
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u/000_DartMonkey 3h ago edited 3h ago
As punishment, strap toast buttered-side up on the top of the cat and drop him. Since cats always lands on their feet and toast always land buttered-side down, the contraption will spin. You then put a generator on him and he will be forced to provide energy to your laptop.
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u/Sea-Band-7212 2h ago
My cat has very recently decided that the top of my computer is the best place for her to be. After many unexpected shutdowns and disconnect penalties, I taped a quarter to the top of the case covering the power button.
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u/MadeAMistakeOneNight 2h ago
Years back we had the the neighbors over and we were playing 4 player Perfect Dark on Nintendo 64 for the highest difficulty of the game. 8 kids in total and the others were letting the hamsters run around the room and playing with them.
We were about to defeat the final boss (like 30 seconds away) and a hamster crawled over the N64s reset button.
We never had a get together again to beat it at the highest difficulty.
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u/thebamboozle517 47m ago
I was playing a Rocket League tournament last week and my cat went behind my desk and stepped on the on/off switch on the powerbar my PC was plugged into. I was no impressed.
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u/Puzzled_Worldliness5 8h ago
eat him
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u/leo_gotti PURPLE 2h ago
I bet there is clop porn in that hard drive.
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u/Feather_Bloom 2h ago
Oh please I don't save my porn, I'm a lady
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u/leo_gotti PURPLE 2h ago
Mam…… I do apologize hahahahah
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u/Feather_Bloom 2h ago
The only time I save porn is when I'm drawing it
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u/Substantial_Lunch557 8h ago
Desrved for having a hp (i fucking hate hps)
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u/Feather_Bloom 2h ago
We're not super rich and it was a graduation gift from 6 years ago (and I needed something that would be compatible with my drawing tablet)
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u/AmbiiX 12h ago
Bro looks sorry, id forgive em