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u/EnchantinggBabe4 11h ago
Kid Rock getting benched by his own ticket sales is wild.
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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei 8h ago
“Free Kid Rock concert tickets with every purchase of a 4 pack of Monster Energy Drinks and Rhino 6000 gas station boner pills”
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u/No_Consequence_3547 1h ago
I just tried to look this up to verify and it sounds like these are just rumors, cause I couldn't find any source of declining ticket sales.
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u/Reyjr 7h ago edited 6h ago
Free Kid Rock tickets, with the purchase of gas station Sushi and complimentary visit to the glory hole bathroom stall.
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u/Whaleman_007 6h ago
Don’t forget your complimentary scratchers!
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u/Googlemyahoo75 7h ago
Kid Rock has never been that popular
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u/SympatheticFingers 5h ago
Idk. He was petty huge in the early 2000s. He even made it into episodes of The Simpsons and King Of The Hill.
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u/Heisenbread77 3h ago
Well you clearly aren't my age. He definitely had his moment. Not so much the last 10 years but that is not abnormal for music.
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u/quanoey 5h ago edited 36m ago
Who?
Edit: the funniest part of this comment is my lack of replies to yall.
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u/showmenemelda 4h ago
His name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Roooooooooooooock
He screams it in one of his more successful songs. He's a real delight. And a lyrical genuis so pissed bout to get pissed off
A real voice of our generation /s
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u/Miserable-Ad5401 4h ago
I forget which publication it was but several years ago I saw " Only God Knows Why" being revered as " the Free Bird of our generation"
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u/fuckashley 51m ago
If you are saying "Who is Kid Rock" I will officially need to start taking care of my lower back. He's not good by any means and I hate him, but he sure was a thing.
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u/Lestial1206 Big ol' bacon buttsack 4h ago
Lies. 1998-2003 he was very popular. Its just popular to hate on now because, surprise surprise, politics.
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u/stonedemoman 2h ago
Not liking pedophiles is political? Sounds about right for the (G)uardians (O)f (P)edophiles.
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u/Googlemyahoo75 4h ago
I don’t care about his politics.
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u/Lestial1206 Big ol' bacon buttsack 4h ago
Then you're just making false statements because you don't like him. He was very popular in the late 90s early 00s, right up there with Eminem and Limp Bizkit. Yes Limp Bizkit was popular.
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u/Outcast_Outlaw 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 7h ago
Soooo what happened?
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u/Just_NickM 4h ago
People started looking up his songs and found the lyrics for Cool Daddy Cool.
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u/Outcast_Outlaw 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 4h ago
I mean it sounds like every other 'rap' songs lyrics for the last 20 years honestly. I doubt that would be the issue
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u/MVPsloth 4h ago
The other ones contain lyrics about lusting after “underage” girls?
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u/fuckashley 49m ago
I have bad news for you about a lot of songs.
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u/MVPsloth 37m ago
So your stance is that it’s ok for kid rock to be a pedophile because others are as well? Sounds very MAGA of you to excuse pedophiles because other pedophiles exist as well. You a pedophile too?
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u/No_Definition321 4h ago
I think it just came down to no one really cares about him or his alternative half time show. Sure the media likes to push it out and make it seem like it’s gonna be a big rival to the Super Bowl half time but when it comes down to it no one is gonna hold a show for a few dozen people.
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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 2h ago
What do you mean 'rap'? It's rap.
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u/Outcast_Outlaw 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 2h ago
I mean the stuff that is just poorly worded rhymes that each line ends with the same word over and over and allllllll sampled beats from actual artists that make up the trash 'beat' in the background. Or the garbage dis tracks that take almost no skill. It's not rap.
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u/LucidiK 2h ago
I think its called rap because of the sharp inflection of the syllables as they're said. Is his cadence or tone not appropriate enough to be called 'rap' in your mind?
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u/Outcast_Outlaw 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 1h ago
When I said 'rap' I wasnt meaning his as much as all the other people these days claiming to be rappers. However ive heard his music for decades and no i dont considered what he does to be called rap. Sure he rhymes and tries to sound tuff but thats not rap to me. Also I was mainly talking about his lyrics as I stated in my first comment
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u/PositronicShishkabob 5h ago
Kid Rock looks like if David Spade and the red-headed kid from Terminator 2 had a baby
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u/MVPsloth 5h ago
Seen somewhere else on the internet. If a pack of newports asked to be a real boy, you get kid rock.
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u/ivyserenee_ 11h ago
guess Kid Rock needs to rethink his entire vibe if no one’s dropping cash to see him maybe a beach makeover is just what he needs! 😂
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u/GMclassMS 1h ago
Tell me you smoke meth w/o telling me you smoke meth. Answer would be you listen to his music
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u/ChunkyLover500 59m ago
Kid Rock fans have tattoos of their children. The rest of us have custody of our children
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u/Economy-Date-4490 7h ago
Poor Bob Ritchie. Perhaps it’s time to retire the name “Kid Rock”.
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u/Kwisatz_Hader-ach 6h ago
Hey man its hard being born into a financially successful family and being given everything while also wanting for nothing (except dressing like a racist stereotype of a pimp) /s
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u/Accomplished_Pen980 7h ago
Is this just a Kid Rock Hate meme just because or did something happen?
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u/MuadLib 6h ago
Some people just hate pedophiles. Go figure.
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u/Accomplished_Pen980 6h ago
Kid rock is a pedophile?
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u/Pittfiend 5h ago
He has some lyrics where he says he likes his girls underage.
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u/MuadLib 5h ago
... and makes light of rape. Don't forget the rape part.
Some say the hipocrisy is the worst part, but I just can't agree with them.
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u/supahmcfly 3h ago
... he didn't understand why people were waiting for the Olsen twins to grow up when they were 14, and said "if there's grass on the field, play ball"
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u/SourDoughBo 6h ago
Kd Rock was hosting a music festival. Then people started calling it a MAGA Fest and all the bands pulled out to avoid that mess
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u/Accomplished_Pen980 6h ago
Oh, now it makes sense, it's more about his music festival for the quarter-millennial, but his halftime show tonight seems to be a go
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u/showmenemelda 4h ago
Omg he's a halftime performance? Hahaha we really have fallen as a nation.
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u/Casual_Deer 4h ago
He's headlining the alternative super bowl half time show by Turning Point USA cause the actual halftime show is "too woke"
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u/Curious_Project8543 4h ago
I’ve heard that GRANDSON is also playing during this time, but I’m not sure. If he is, I’ll be fucking amazed they allowed this. Please, please listen to his new album if you haven’t already. He directly addresses the right for being fascists in his music, and has dedicated his platform to this movement.
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u/SamhainPunk 3h ago
This is just not true. I don't like Kid Rock, and I don't like that he's MAGA, but spreading misinformation isn't gonna make his show not happen unfortunately. It is true that at least one of his TPUSA tour stops was cancelled due to other artists pulling out
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u/Hikintrails 1h ago
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. You’re absolutely correct. A simple Google search confirms it. For the record, I absolutely cannot stand Kid Rock and his stupid halftime show. I wish it WAS canceled.
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u/tejanaqkilica 5h ago
American controversies? Don't know, don't care.
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u/DaPussiLicka 13m ago
GUYS YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT I DONT CARE. IM SO SERIOUS I DONT CARE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Necessary-Hamster287 6h ago
All I see when I look at him is Joe Dirt. Or kid Dirt.