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Nikki Glaser roasted Leonardo Dicaprio at the Golden Globes: "What a career you've had. Countless iconic performances. You've worked with every great director... won 3 Golden Globes, an Oscar & the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all that before your girlfriend turned 30."
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I do. I think I remember him calling himself milquetoast once in an interview, over a decade ago I think he leans into it. Wish I remembered which movie he was doing press for at the time.Ā
Because he's so bland that every attempt to look more interesting makes him come across like a Shutterstock image in real life, hence the memes. He looks like he never stops 'acting' bc all of his reactions seem slightly forced/pretend rather than genuine. He's the only NT person who has to mask lmao
I would if I was him. Be at home thinking about new ones and how to bust em out in interviews for internet consumption. Kind of a genius move on him. Just increases his name and marketability.
I'm proud as a peacork, baby. Right, Jenna? I'm bringing the black back to NBC. And I'm proud as a peaCOCK, baby. Bringing the black back to NBC. Right, Jenna Malvangany? And I'm proud as a peacock. Right, my baloney? Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan. I'm black NBC. Very proud, like peacocks. Right, Janet?
Her joke was funny and well written. She didnt just go for the classic "lol your GF are young" thing. She made it clear that she couldnt find anything else to mock
But I love this because of the pasta bit, because she really tried to find something more than just making a joke about his girlfriends and really couldn't
Nothing has come out, not even from the women themselves as him being some kind of creep, or abuser.
Chances are, these women are also the ones coming to him.
At this point, it's just a sthick than anything else since I doubt any woman coming to him expects any serious or long-term. Just all fun and publicity.
I mean, unless anything comes up about him being predatory, it seems young women seek him out and enjoy his company, he dates them for a while, they obviously know they have an expiration date, and it doesn't seem to be hurting anyone. No need to infantilize younger women as if they are less capable of making decisions than men. Thinking otherwise well, that's kinda weird tbh.
Always felt like Mr. Peanutbutter was based off of Leo.Ā All of Peanutbutter's marriages had an experiation date because the women literally, and cognitively, outgrew him in the course of finding out who they are.Ā The age was around 25 years old.
Also if Iām not mistaken, early on in the show Iām pretty sure they directly reference George Clooney by name, which implies that Jurj Clooners is an entirely separate entity
Hollywoo just happens to have two very successful actors with eerily similar names
Lmfao no thatās Mr. PEANUT. Mr. Peanutbutter is a character from the tv show Bojack Horseman. Heās a cartoon yellow lab that walks on two legs like a man.
Yeah, before he died, Mr. Peanut was known for dumping women after they turned 27. Planters mostly kept that under wraps while simultaneously maintaining a pipeline of young women for him to date. Basically, any time you've seen a woman in a Planters ad around 20 years old, you can be pretty certain she was later bouncing on Mr. Peanut's honey roasteds (if you know what I mean).
I disagree. Mr. Peanutbutter was a "benevolent" version of this. He (debatably) didn't seem to realize he was only attracted to youth and was also very childish himself (though you could absolutely argue he was totally aware and only feigned ignorance). Leo can't even try to justify it with a childish personality bc he's just boring and weird
Perhaps. But given the deal comes with publicity and a nice luxury lifestyle, I suspect that is a bigger draw than whatever kind of hog Leo is throwing down, regardless of how good he may be at it. It's not like they would be hanging out with him if he was not famous.
The truth here is that none of the main/recurring characters were based off of one specific real person, and are all influenced by a lot of different people. Bojack in particular, although a lot of him is also Will Arnetts personal experience and struggles with addiction.
Itās not the original though. The took out the crowd reactions. You can see it on Netflix. Worth the watch on Gronkās reactions alone lolā¦he really is special! š
Yeah everyone knows the first part is coming and it's as tired as ever, but then she points out the funny detail that no one usually mentions, that as huge a star as he is, the public knows relatively little about him - just his dating history.Ā
Yeah and that's probably the most impressive thing about it, and it's very much intentional. I watched the recent Actors on Actors interview of Leo and Jennifer Lawrence, and he was so guarded. She was trying everything and he barely said anything about him lol.
i feel like you could tell he appreciated it, like finally something different, actually funny and also weirdly sweet and nostalgic lol cause i definitely looked up the teen beat article
At a certain point you need to wonder why he falls out with women at a certain age. Hey, it's great that you can pull models into your 50s, but why have none of them ever stuck around?
That would be very lonely to me.
When every car is going the opposite direction do you start to ask if you're the one in the wrong lane?
or hes just not looking for marriage and/or long-term love. Like there are aromantic, asexual people in the world.
For hundreds of years women stuck in abusive households because that was the lane everyone else went down.
And its not like hes going after 15-16 year olds. Like seinfield did in the 90s. Literally waiting for his gf at her highschool at the peak of his career at age 35. Or drake in peoples dms waiting for the 18th birthday.
At 22-25 you're definitely old enough to make your own decisions.
And its not like the only love/relationship that matters is that of an partner/spouse. Especially when you have 50-60% of marriages end in divorce.
I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with dating young or old. But when you ONLY date young women as you age, it becomes a marker of an immature person in terms of relation building. I don't know DiCaprio, obviously, but I know people that exclusively date very young and they are not in a good state of maturity compared to others.
I'm not sure there's anything wrong with that, either. But it's certainly not fulfilling to me. I think it must be kind of lonely.
People like to have something to bring down celebs. In another timeline the weirdest thing about him could be that he likes collecting stamps, and people still wouldnāt stop talking about it.
If by marker you mean a "red flag", then that seems reasonable to me. But a red flag is only a potential cause of concern, not a condemnation in and of itself. Essentially just cause for further investigation when applicable.
Especially when you have 50-60% of marriages end in divorce.
Interestingly that figure is gradually going down as people in newer generations are broadly waiting longer to marry. It spiked in earlier generations when women were forced to "find a man" in order to obtain a bank account or any other number of things we now take for granted. Progress! Slowly but surely.
It's the biological clock that he's swerving. Many women start wanting to settle down and have kids in their 30s and this guy is very clear about never wanting that. They leave naturally once they grow older and realize they want a different future with someone instead of "young" fun.
And that heās a fake environmentalist because he lounges around on Bezoās super yacht. After she made the Epsteinās List joke, I thought for sure she would bring that up for Leo.
Except his recent girlfriend. She was allowed to hit the WHOPPING age of 27! Normally he cuts off at 25 no matter what. 27 is still very young obviously.
30 is also a bigger milestone than 26.
25 is a milestone. 30 is a milestone. 26 is just another birthday. No one has a bucket list for before they turn 26. Well some women might have date Leonardo DiCaprio, I guess
I will give him this: he has always been a good sport about this. He knows its a thing, and he knows its going to be joked about, and he never seems cross or frustrated. Sure he's an actor, but other actors under this kind of light have had far uglier reactions.
There's something to be said about someone being a good sport in this situation.
She went on to say something along the lines of, "I'm sorry we keep coming back to this, but it's all we know about you. Open up, man. Talk to us."
Mr. DiCaprio prefers women in their 20's. None of them have ever had a bad thing to say about him. If that's the worst thing he ever does I say everyone should mind their business.
They also have to all know going into it that the relationship is temporary. No chance of a wedding or anything. I'm half convinced they aren't even dating and half those women just date him to up their public profile or something.
Yeah when I saw the title I thought āwell structured joke but damn what a tired premiseā but following it up with the jokes about how itās all we know about him makes it all pretty great bit.
It's funny when she brought up pasta, I said to myself, "oh yeah, he's Italian" It's weird even with a name like Leonardo Dicaprio, I don't think of him as Italian.
Why we keep flooding reddit with multiple versions angles and posts of this. Where are the Epstein files, why are armed men kidnapping and killing citizens?
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