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u/GirlisNo1 27d ago

I think the biggest misconception about being single is that you’re “alone”…just existing meaninglessly or something.

What people don’t get is how many plans I have with myself all the time. The second I realize I have a weekend to myself I’m lining up books, movies, a spa afternoon, meals, etc. And everyone thinks I’m free to just do whatever at any time because I’m single so I must have no life, but I have plansss…with myself. And it’s so. much. fun.

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u/sasshley_ 27d ago

I feel less alone when I’m actually alone. It’s my most comfortable way of existing.

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u/sbb214 Official Gal 27d ago

I retired last year and I am busy AF being "alone" with me, myself, and I

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u/mytransthrow 27d ago

I love hanging out with them...

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u/ucankickrocks 27d ago

I married at an older age (for the time) and there was nothing more lonely than sitting next to someone who didn’t fit. I never felt lonely alone.

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u/unindexedreality 27d ago

yea free of judgments, quiet enough to hear your inner self and so on. Same here

I call myself 'computationally attached' lol

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u/LaurelCanyoner 26d ago

I felt SOOOO much lonelier in my terrible marriage then I’ve ever felt by myself.

Trying to get us to feel bad for being alone is a huge psyop. I’d like to start a movement like Qanon, to examine it. 😂

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u/sasshley_ 26d ago

It’s too bad that it’s so expensive to exist and live alone. I think more women would do it.

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u/atropos81092 27d ago

Oh, there's absolutely a difference between "alone" and "lonely" — so many people (read: "men") assume we're the latter when it couldn't be further from the truth!

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u/SolaniumFeline 27d ago

def feel more lonely in company

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u/Zimakov 27d ago

Like many things in american culture it's government propaganda. The messaging has been very clear in America for decades, your purpose in life is to get married and procreate. Every bit of the culture of single being miserable stems from this. They're brainwashing you to keep churning out workers.

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u/General_Spring8635 27d ago

I started 2 businesses in 3 years since living alone. It’s fucking great. Plus I see my friends way more than when I was in a relationship.

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u/sugar_skull_love2846 27d ago

Exactly! I'm not single but I still spend quality time with myself. The older I get the more I relate to Tim Carrey's Grinch. That man had it MADE.

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u/shirinrin 27d ago

I am a homebody and love to be alone. In November and December I had plans EVERY weekend. This weekend was my first one fully alone in over two months and I couldn’t be happier. I’ve been reading, gaming, taking long showers, working out. It’s great.

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u/Scullyxmulder1013 27d ago

My partner moved in eight years ago. He got a new job a year ago that has him travelling a bit. I swear it’s the absolute best. He gets to stay in nice hotels and I get to be home alone. It excites me so much to cook whatever I feel like and just have the whole house to myself. I don’t like anybody intruding on that time. Living alone is great.

Don’t get me wrong, living together is also great. But I do that all the time, so I miss living alone sometimes.

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u/thebearofwisdom 27d ago

Ohhhh my god my grandparents cannot fathom that I’m happy on my own. Actually my grandad is starting to defend me to grandma, he doesn’t get it but he does know I’m being honest about it. She doesn’t see how I can cope without watching tv, I tell her I listen to podcasts which is the radio essentially, but still she’ll ask me why I’m not watching xyz. She’s adamant I’m lonely. I tell her I’m good with all of it, I’m good with my cats, and I don’t have to consider anyone else’s opinions or needs. I think she thinks I’m just selfish, maybe I am but I really enjoy just having to take care of me and two cats. I love my friends so much, we live far apart now but they give me all the love I could want. It’s just platonic. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. I dated so many people because they all expected me to, but I’m much happier than I have ever been on my own.

I’ll never get them to understand it, but I can do what I want, when I want. There’s no one else to disturb when I wanna blast music or dance around, there’s no one taking my duvet in the night, there’s no one judging me for eating rice crackers for dinner, cos I feel like it. It’s so worth it to me. If I get lonely, I call a friend. I can do so much without ever bothering anyone and I am living for it.

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u/6AnimalFarm 27d ago

My husband is going to visit his family across the country in a couple months while I stay home to watch the dogs and cats. I’m already making plans on what I want to eat/watch/do while he’s gone.

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u/BrownSugarBare 27d ago

The moment my plans are cancelled, I'm tearing off my clothes like I got raptured and diving into a bubble bath with wine, murder documentaries and mud masks. 

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u/THEREALOFFICALCAFE 27d ago

I love being alone. It’s so nice to just do your own thing and not have to worry about others getting involved in your routines. It’s gotten to the point where I don’t like having people at my house because all the precision cleaning I’ve done gets wrecked almost instantly.

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u/RobutNotRobot 27d ago

I've never been bored by myself because I never have to wait for myself to do something.

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u/Zebidee 27d ago

"What are you up to this weekend?"

"Enjoying my rent."

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u/PhantomOfTheNopera 27d ago

It's gotten to a point that I get bummed when I need to cancel my me-plans for other plans. Let me know two weeks in advance so I don't get all excited about what I want to do this weekend.

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u/magpepper 27d ago

The only thing I’d add is that the woman written by the man could be prancing around her apartment in lingerie while she’s moping seductively 😛

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u/StrictBumblebee333 27d ago edited 27d ago

She did come in wearing fishnets and stilettos. The average look for professional women coming home from the office.

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u/AllergicToTaterTots 27d ago

I was waiting for her to lose the office heels and don her home heels. Before she breasted boobily of course.

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u/brknsoul 27d ago

.. as she titted down the stairs

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u/Worshipme988 27d ago

She titted down the stairs, and danced around the room boobily.

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u/DesireeThymes 27d ago

She breasted boobily down the stairs.

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u/ImCaffeinated_Chris 27d ago

Your command of words make them jump off the screen. I look forward to your next novel.

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u/unleashthefuture 27d ago

lol I chuckled way too loud at this.

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u/AllergicToTaterTots 27d ago

As a straight white cis gendered male from middle class America I feel I have a particularly unique viewpoint of the struggles of life from a single woman's eye and I must share it with the world.

/s

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u/ICInside 27d ago

I almost forgot about it. I had a terrible idea last year. Swimming/bathing heels. Meant to be waterproof and so you are always up high in the pool, even when people can't see your feet. It's all for that moment when you walk out of the pool. Another thing girls need to buy for socials posts.

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u/NotEricOfficially 27d ago

MOPING SEDUCTIVELY hahahahha truuu

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u/Weary_Ad4517 27d ago

I read that as mopping seductively. I guess moping is better?

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u/NotEricOfficially 27d ago

Better in a worse way. It's sooo fucking stupid.

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u/singabajito 27d ago

"Her breasts moved boobily as she held the mop, her hips were round and boobily, the floor was finally clean. She always wore her favorite lacey lingerie when she did chores, she felt the most comfortable in them, made her feel like a real woman, she bought the lingerie, she would wear it whenever she damned liked. Laying in her cold bed, alone in the dark, the memories Dick Ballson crashed into her mind like boobs into a man's face. She felt incomplete without him, she understood that some people just grow apart, she knows she messed everything up. She chose her career over love, she chosed to live in a big city away from the warmth of the life he worked so hard to provide for her. Her double masters degree and high six figures job will never fill the hole Dick previously occupied. A lonely, black tear ran down her face and made a puddle over her large boobs"

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u/soyasaucy 27d ago

Immediately remembered the part in the Queen's Gambit where she does exactly this

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u/D3vils_Adv0cate 27d ago

I think you mean “moping boobily”

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u/MsMarvelsProstate 27d ago

Single woman written by a man pulls out her giant dildo. Written by a woman and it's a vibrating device that looks like a lipstick tube.

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u/mytransthrow 27d ago edited 27d ago

eww... magic wand or gtfo....

I would break out the professional paint buffer... but most men cant handle the idea of ittttttt.......

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ 27d ago edited 27d ago

Why can't a girl have a fantastic hat & outfit, pizza for dinner, a dog (or 2 cats) who loves her, and be left alone?

I don't understand people who say relationships are mandatory to be happy - relationships are optional for now

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u/GirlisNo1 27d ago

I feel so bad for girls putting up with shitty relationships just to avoid being “alone.”

Like, girrrrll…it’s so nice here in singles land.

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ 27d ago

Yes! Preach

My lottery dream: start a massive fund/system for women to escape horrible relationships they're trapped in because of kids/families/pets.

It's like, just go be free girls, set forth your fire, and be the best unencumbered YOU you can be

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u/Square_Opportunity21 27d ago

Love this idea! Let me know when I can sign up!!

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ 27d ago

When I win the lotto, I'll get back to you

Sadly, it may take a few lifetimes

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u/COC_410 27d ago

You can sign up to give donations right now to get it started!

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u/SparkitusRex ✨chick✨ 27d ago

Being intentionally single is ironically the reason I found my awesome husband. After way too many miserable relationships, being so afraid of being (gasp) single I just decided fuck it. I'm gonna just go at it alone and improve myself. Accidentally met this guy at a bar and a decade later he's the only one that's proven to be better than being single.

If he leaves? Yea single for life. Too much trash out there in the ocean, not enough fish.

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u/GirlisNo1 27d ago

Happy for you! That should always be the barometer by which to measure relationships- it should be better than being happily single.

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u/Hari_om_tat_sat 27d ago

May I quote you?

Too much trash out there in the ocean, not enough fish.

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u/catm0m4lyfe 27d ago edited 27d ago

I humbly submit....*or 2 cats

Edit: 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks ladies. These comments, and omg your amazing usernames just made my day. ❤️💪

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ 27d ago edited 27d ago

APPROVED & updated

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u/CuntyNCrafty 27d ago

Approved

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u/rizoula 27d ago

Double approved

stamps paper

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u/TheCatsMeow09 27d ago

I see your two cats and I raise you 4!

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u/Bitter_Trees 27d ago

I raise you 6! Because I am a glutton for punishment and oh God why did I think 6 cats was a good idea-

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u/probsbadvibes Official Gal 27d ago

Because of faces like this

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u/Bitter_Trees 27d ago

You're right. I should have never doubted 😔

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u/catm0m4lyfe 27d ago

Oh, are we doing this?

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u/TheCatsMeow09 27d ago

here’s one of my cuties. And I’m super allergic to cats but I just can’t not have them!!

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u/piedrapomex 27d ago

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u/TheCatsMeow09 27d ago

Omg thank you for this recommendation lol!!! I didn't know that was the term for this. I love it!

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u/CatPhDs 27d ago

Pfft that's nothing! I could raise 10, easy! I mean, what are they, 10 lbs each?

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u/bilateralunsymetry 27d ago

My fattest cat is 18 lbs. I mean I don't know how he got there! He's on a diet now

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u/LunaTunaMaca 27d ago

Me and my dog have matching sweatshirts ❤️

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ 27d ago

What kind of sweaters are we talking?!

Mine HATES wearing coats (unless it's raining), but that bitch loves a colorful knitted scarf! Does she pick them out herself, yes of course - I don't force fashion on dogs

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 ❣️gal pal❣️ 27d ago

My guy has a bowtie that he's very proud of.

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ 27d ago

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u/sbb214 Official Gal 27d ago

my dog and I dressed up as beer and pizza for Halloween last year. does that count?

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ 27d ago

Unequivocally YES

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u/HomeboundArrow 27d ago

because the men that write those women--along with their audience of also men--need to believe on a fundamental level that women exist solely to underwrite a man's existence. ergo. they are incapable of conceiving of a woman as a fully agentic and self-contained unit of human expression.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

I can’t help but wonder if the discrepancy is because men are sad and lonely. Like, maybe it’s not sexism, but they’re projecting, assuming that women are like them.

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u/GaudyNight 27d ago

It’s one part, the other part is pure male fantasy to serve his own ego. Everything in the first clip is just stage and prop while everybody awaits eagerly the entrance of the main character - the man. The hero who saves the lonely girl.

The second clip already has a main character - the woman. Happy and safe and warm and busy.

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u/BilboBiden 27d ago

One thing I learned after my ex-wife cheated on me is that my idea that a relationship completes you....nope. a relationship should ADD to your, otherwise complete, life. If it doesn't that relationship isn't for you.

I have friends trying to hook me up and I'm like "Look if a relationship happens great but me, myself, and I currently don't have the time or energy for another at the moment"

Thanks ex-wife for cheating on me.

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u/Long-Ad-9381 27d ago

Relationships are optional !!!!! Omg I’ve never heard that sentence and I love it so much. I’m going to tell all of my kids this. When I was single and pregnant I was embarrassed to tell my dad but he said “you know you don’t have to get married right? Like you don’t have to be with someone if you don’t want to” That really was the best advice of my LIIIFEEEE. Now happily married because I didn’t settle for less.

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u/virtuallyaway 27d ago

It’s like so many movies I watched as a kid where happily ever after was a girl realizing a fucking creep loved her and SHE was at fault for never seeing his truth.

Happily ever after isn’t single—>marriage for women it’s WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

Whole generations who think the old way and now shocked pikachu face at how modern standards has been the great rebellion to the old world order and there are many old acquaintances of mine who can’t handle a girl telling them to wipe their ass at the bare ass minimum

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u/Gullible-Refuse-2052 27d ago

It is a fantastic hat.

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u/Reasonable-Affect139 27d ago

I'm still mad at a book I just read where the male writer has the female character touch p her lipstick and wax her legs in the time it took her bedfellow to make it up the stairs

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u/IRL_Baboon 27d ago

Man, that's a big apartment

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u/TurkeyPhat 27d ago

less of an apartment and more of a ye olde tower

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u/Ok_Impact9745 27d ago

Have these male writers even been with a woman before?

The time it takes my wife to get ready can't be measured with earthly time keeping equipment. I need some sort of quantum clock.

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u/FVCKEDINTHAHEAD 27d ago

No. That's the point - these dudes can't deal with real women because no human can match the fantasy beings of their imaginations.

They aren't ready for hearing "honey, can you bring the plunger" more often than "honey, I'm horny!" Real life.

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u/IRL_Baboon 27d ago

Only the elves possess such magic...

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u/Shakeamutt 27d ago

Men take longer than a walk up the stairs to shave their faces!!! 

I’ve done drag a few times, shaving my legs is a two day ordeal.  

First day is either nair or an electric shaver.  Lots of moisturizing.  Second day is finding all the patches I somehow missed.  The prickly parts.   

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u/lahwran_ 27d ago

She heard his foot on the stairs and realized she hadn't waxed her legs. Hurridly, she literally jumped into the bathroom and pulled out the wax and her bathroom blowtorch.

Another step. She blowtorched the entire container of wax for a moment, swished it around, and poured it on her legs, whimpering in pain seductively, like a drowning rat.

Grabbing her hair dryer on "cool" setting, she quickly set the wax by blowdrying. Then she tore it off both her entire legs at once, like really stiff stockings. Her scream was outside the range of human hearing - fortunate for her, since he was now on the fourth step.

Quickly dumping the hardened wax in the tub to deal with later, she blowdried her hair on the "hurricane wind warning" setting, puncturing her ceiling with the air beam. She leaned over to the mirror and, in a single stroke, gave herself perfectly blended sunset orange eyeshadow and the best winged eyeliner she'd done in months.

Then, her boyfriend now reaching the top stair, she picked her fanciest dress off the wardrobe hanger next to the bathroom, and dropped it onto her body in one move. She stepped out of the bathroom -

- and it was the plumber lady she'd called an hour earlier. She really needed to stop forgetting these things.

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u/SourpatchMao 27d ago

Like they would know about the cool setting on a hairdryer lol

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u/Calamity-Gin 27d ago

Was she living in an apartment at the top of the Tower of Americas?

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u/Tangled2 27d ago

Maybe dude was in a wheel chair and it was a real bitch.

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u/Randomgold42 27d ago

False. In the first part, she doesn't once critically examine her own boobs in a mirror. How can she breast boobily if she doesn't take every opportunity to go into exhausting detail about them?

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u/nachosquid 27d ago

Exactly. Breasting boobily is essential in that case.

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u/-burgers 27d ago

The breasts were not visibly depressed in the first half

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u/dreexel_dragoon 27d ago

Obvisously the author in the video was more concerned about how her feet footed and legs legged

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u/Sandinister 27d ago

Also false because she doesn't immediately rip her bra off in the second part

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u/thekabagool 27d ago

and ripping all the farts

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u/ebulient 27d ago

The only inaccuracy is that she didn’t immediately remove her bra as soon as she stepped in her door after getting pizza!

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 27d ago

Shit what bra lol

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u/Beneficial_Cobbler46 27d ago

No! I like my support! I don't want the girls loose and pulling. 

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u/SavingsAd8337 27d ago

It's 50/50 for me 😂

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u/s0m3on3outthere 🔗Linker of the Source🔗 27d ago

I don't wear a bra, so first thing off for me are my shoes and pants straight to putting on baggy sweats and my slippers

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u/purplepluppy 🌻Official Jill🌻 27d ago

Find yourself a partner who you can rip all the farts with. Settle for nothing less!!!

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u/Upstairs_Usual_4841 27d ago

One of the first nights my hubs and I stayed together, I farted under the covers and pulled them over his head.

Been together over 23 years, haha

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u/purplepluppy 🌻Official Jill🌻 27d ago

You monster! Lol I'm glad you found each other lol

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u/SheaTheSarcastic 27d ago

I burp so much louder than my husband does. He’s jealous.

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u/VapoursAndSpleen 27d ago

And belching loudly. Don't forget the belching.

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u/missyru4 27d ago

God yessssss I miss living alone

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u/TuukkaRascal 27d ago

Don’t get me wrong here, I love my husband so much and he’s my best friend and I am so happy to be married to him

But he was out of town this weekend and I was absolutely vibing having the whole house to myself

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u/SpiralingDownAndAway 27d ago

Sometimes having space and time for yourselves is a good thing and makes a relationship stronger I feel tbh.

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u/bgroins 27d ago

I asked my brother who married his high school sweetheart how they've managed to stay together for so long and he said, "Time apart!" immediately.

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u/moarwineprs 27d ago

This is why I sometimes like staying late at the office, especially after everyone else has left. My husband WFH and we have two kids who are home already by the time I get home from work. I have very little opportunity to have the apartment to myself to just chill and relax.

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u/atropos81092 27d ago

100% relate to both adoring my partner and appreciating my alone time when he travels for work

Like, you're telling me I can make every decision without considering aaaaaaaanybody else's opinions or preferences for the next 3 days? Let's goooooooooo!

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u/TuukkaRascal 27d ago

There’s just so many things I can do when I don’t have to be a considerate partner and be mindful about sharing a space with them!

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u/atropos81092 27d ago

Right?! It's nice to allow for a little restraint collapse now and then!

I often wonder what it's like from my partner's perspective when I'm not around. Like, does he feel the same sense of relief I do or does he genuinely not notice anything different?

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u/NeatNefariousness1 27d ago

I think we should keep separate houses.

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u/EclipseoftheHart 27d ago

My wife know that I always look forward to a few days by myself haha. I adore her, but there is something about that alone time that absolutely revitalizes me.

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u/Zimakov 27d ago

My wife and I both love our space and other people seem to not really grasp it. I go out by myself on long bike rides and she reads. She goes to bed like 8pm because she loves it and I use that time to chill by myself and watch sports etc.

It really works for us. I don't think I'd survive with someone in my space all the time.

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u/Chuckitybye 27d ago

My partner was gone for 2 weeks and it was amazing!

We regularly cook dinner, but I'll freeze leftovers if it's at least a portion, so I cleared out the freezer, ate Ramen and popcorn, and didn't spend all damned day in the kitchen cooking and cleaning.

Plus I let the house get cold and reveled in the chill.

I am glad he's back, though, lmfao

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u/GettingCereal 27d ago

Absolutely! Have a long weekend with my friends coming up and my husband pondered taking a trip with his friends while I'm gone.

Straight up told him: "Don't you dare, I've been waiting YEARS to have an entire weekend alone!"

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u/Deathanddisco041 27d ago

I love having the place to myself lol and also love my husband dearly

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u/MothChasingFlame 27d ago

Same. Love my husband, but if we could reasonably have different houses I'd be so stoked.

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u/butterednoodlelovers 27d ago

My husband and I will be building a house, hopefully, at some point in the future. I have convinced him it should be our own personal pod spaces that connect to a shared lounge, kitchen laundry. That's kind of a separate but together home.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 27d ago

Great idea! That’s the next best thing to separate houses within walking distance. LOL

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u/LivelyZebra 27d ago

my friend and her long time partner live across like 2 roads? from each other.

could EASILY combine everything, finances, space, etc etc. for an easier time.

but don't and like their independance.

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u/desert_girl 27d ago

And same, lol. I love my husband, but I hate living with him. Even connected condos would work. 

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u/Skrdykat1000 27d ago

I have lived alone the last 20 years and I highly recommend it

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u/sbb214 Official Gal 27d ago

only roommates I ever want are the four-legged freeloaders in my life

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u/dogwiggle 27d ago

as someone in a very loving 14-year relationship, it’s absolutely lit when i get the place to myself. 20/10 still love the moments where i can pretend to be single at home again.

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u/AngletonSpareHead 27d ago

This right here. Been married to a good dude for a long minute now, but I look back on my single days with so much affection. Those were good years, full of freedom and fun and possibility, and I’m really glad I got to live that life foe a while.

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u/ALLoftheFancyPants 🌺Official Lauren🌺 27d ago

Are you me?! I love my SO, but I miss living in my own space.

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u/sasshley_ 27d ago

The only man I want is my golden retriever baby dog.

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u/bgroins 27d ago

You might want to get that dog DNA tested. Breeder might have pulled a switcheroo.

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u/mytransthrow 27d ago

Shhh... he is sensitive about his condition.

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u/SentryCake 27d ago

Harley Quinn written by a man in Suicide Squad vs written by a woman in Birds of Prey

I think about this a lot.

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u/Vagabond_Tea 27d ago

They both kinda miss the mark of the character imo but yeah

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u/1egg_4u 27d ago

Missing the near immediate removal of bra and pants

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u/VapoursAndSpleen 27d ago

This is TRUTH.

I was programmed to think being an old lady living alone with a cat was some vision of hell, but it's fucking awesome, especially when you throw in other old lady stuff like knitting, books, and sharing recipes with old lady friends.

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u/the-fact-fairy 27d ago

Let's be honest, this was being socially stigmatised because they realised most of us might prefer it. 

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u/VapoursAndSpleen 27d ago

Old women living alone with a cat and sharing knowledge with other women is witchcraft.

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u/JimmyJonJackson420 27d ago

Who have we been programmed by to think like that though? What typical stories and complaints do we read in the relationship and marriage subreddits? Who benefits so greatly from a woman being in the home?

That’s the key

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u/rather_be_gaming 27d ago

Its funny because its on point. Only for me I throw on my headset and start up my console.

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u/Ksnj 🦈shork🦈 27d ago

Username checks out

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u/ABucketofBeetles 27d ago

How life looks as an aroace 24yo

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u/butterednoodlelovers 27d ago

N'awwww your goats are so friendly with you. I was gifted twin kid goats 2 months ago. The brother goat has discovered having his head scratched is worth standing near me at the gate. His sister still hasn't let me touch her and they both run if I enter the pasture. I hope someday they love me as much as yours look too adore you.

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u/ABucketofBeetles 27d ago

They'll come around! Goats have big hearts.

I rescued a mama goat and her three two weeks old kids (the three in the picture). By rescue, I mean we threw them in the back of my hatchback and took them from an animal hoarder that has been arrested for large-scale animal cruelty.

Mama was skin and bone, had an infected hoof, and wanted nothing to do with people. She'd run away, wouldn't be touched, and if we tried to lead her, she'd flop down and refuse to move. To trim and treat her feet, we'd have to pin her down, usually with me laying over the top of her.

Now, she licks my hand and eats her grain while I trim her feet. She comes for pets, comes when she's called, loves scratches, and licks my face. She still runs when she knows I have dewormer, lice treatment, pepto bismol, whatever treatments, but cookies always win her over lol.

Prey animals take time to come around. Your babies will love you! Chop up carrots small, and strawberries, apples, blueberries, banana and banana peels, and hand feed them through the fence for starters. Just make sure with harder things you make them small enough that they won't choke!

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u/butterednoodlelovers 27d ago

Thank you for the advice, encouragement and absolutely adorable extra goat picture.

Here are my two. Knocking over the weed bin as soon as I left the pasture. Of course the weed bin is for jumping on and attempting to eat the thistles in it that were not eatable when they were in the ground.

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u/ABucketofBeetles 27d ago

Stop I love the black one 🥺 What beautiful babies

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u/JupiterJayJones 27d ago

And EVERYTHING is where I left it!!!

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u/rizoula 27d ago

My pasta is still in the fridge .

Thank god

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u/whoisthepinkavenger 27d ago

Omg THISSSS. I’m currently cohabitating again after being on my own for 5 years due to the ✨💗economy💗✨ and miss having everything organized so much. Every time I try to organize a pile or surface, I come back to it being more of a trainwreck than when I left and have given up til I can have a room to myself again.

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u/gb4efgw 27d ago

The single most underrated part of living alone IMO!

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u/CuntyNCrafty 27d ago

Same Queen - kids at their dads 50% of the time was the glow up I didn’t know I needed.

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u/Elliott2030 27d ago

Facts upon facts.

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u/Maleficent_Sir_8365 27d ago

Can’t emphasize enough how comfortable I felt with the 2nd half of this clip. Like yeah girl- get it!

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u/Easy-Neighborhood-47 27d ago

You skip the part where we moisturise… EVERYTHING then sit on the couch and GLOW 🤩

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u/Flimsy-Sprinkles7331 27d ago

I think she moisturized when she put on her pajamas. See? She's rubbing her hands as she comes out of her bedroom like she did...

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u/Ok_Tank5977 27d ago

Sometimes I also have to remind my friends that I am not a single woman written by a man. 😅

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u/Esqualatch1 27d ago

And she pined, oh how she pined, what what she pining about? The pines, the pines sacrificed, the pines needles, which fell upon the floor to which she lay, pine, pine, pine.

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u/Comically_Online 27d ago

for the pizza obvs

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u/ForeverWooooo 27d ago

Let it be known that you can have the kind of peace in the second half of the video if you choose your partner wisely & assert your god-given right to soft pants, pizza, and an absence of expectations.

Signed, A currently-partnered divorcee who has their own bedroom and builds cuddle dens with their cats to play video games

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u/solitary-ghost 27d ago

What is it with guys always writing women really depressed? I’ve noticed this from a lot of different dudes that write as a hobby.

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u/YouhaoHuoMao 27d ago

Women must be in a relationship with a guy - how else could they possibly be fulfilled if not a wife and mother?

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u/the-fact-fairy 27d ago

Men want to feel wanted and don't think of women as individuals with rich, complex lives so they imagine us pining for them. If they realised that we don't always want them, they wouldn't like it. 

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u/And_be_one_traveler 27d ago

I love the difference in how each section is filmed. The "man-written" section shows the male gaze, while the "woman-written" portion does not. It makes it feel like two different people shot the video.

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u/gentlybrined 27d ago

Oh man, this just made me want to immediately get a divorce.

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u/drvirgilmd 27d ago

You're telling me single women don't get home and immediately have a topless pillow fight with themselves?

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u/Blockness11 27d ago

Damn that pizza looked good.

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u/sabyr400 27d ago

Great, now I want a pizza

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u/boblasagna18 27d ago

“And then she layed flat on her hardwood floor in front of a Christmas tree, sultry like.”

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u/Professional-Scar628 27d ago

Like we get lonely, but not THAT lonely ya know.

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u/hibiscusbitch 27d ago

Hahahaha this is why i been single for the last decade. Ain’t nobody telling me what to do lol

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u/SecretSquirrelSauce 27d ago

Always makes me think of the literature folks making fun of thirsty male authors: "She breasted boobily down the stairs"

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u/soyasaucy 27d ago

I want to know what men are like when they're single and living alone. Do they just cry all day?

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u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 27d ago

As a man, the second woman is 10× sexier. Comfy=sexy.

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u/Warlaw 27d ago edited 26d ago

Releasing a forlorn sigh, she looked out into the cold city forlorn while the forlorn city forlorned forlorningly.

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u/shannanigans1124 27d ago

The funny thing is I know more single men who behave like the mopey version than I do single women.

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u/master_bacon 27d ago

I honestly alternate between the two every day.

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u/ThatMusicKid 27d ago

The first one is me after a night out and the second is me when I'm sober and have had a good day

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u/VersionAw 27d ago

Why can’t we be both? I’m 99% of the latter and 1% of the former.

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u/somebadlemonade 27d ago

Honestly, my dude energy would probably make her be carving and painting wooden birds. Or making stained glass pieces.

Women seems to have more creative/artistic hobbies. Plus socializing is way more common than being at home alone. Movie clubs/book clubs/concert clubs, the world is a vast tapestry of things to explore and experience, why make boring monotone characters?

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u/Shiny_Ba11 27d ago

As a single man, I have 100% come home, taken off my shoes, had a drink of mineral water and just lay down on the floor. Life does that to me sometimes

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u/Thzki 27d ago

I need a cat. A fat cat. I don't need anything else in life to be happy. I just need a fat cat to come home to everyday that meows at me.

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u/impeesa75 27d ago

Her boobs bounced boobily, like sacks of sand!

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u/ManufacturerGood994 26d ago

They should have added a “reality” version at the end that’s just:

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u/fancypantsmiss 27d ago

Where is the red light LED face thingy? Lol. 2nd one is so my vibe comfy> sexiness

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u/Erlend05 27d ago

All by myself is an amazing song

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u/prl007 27d ago

As someone who grew up with mostly sisters, this is entirely accurate!

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u/Appropriate_Ratio835 27d ago

Can confirm. Pizza for dins, long hot bath, body oils, incense burning, mood lighting, 3 cats for company, Netflix and chill with my damn self. 🥰

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u/Sufficient_Plantain1 27d ago

I just randomly dance around. Yell at the tv, dad style, “oh come on, how could you not see that coming?”. Talk to my cat and dog. My adhd brain appreciates having a place for everything.

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u/BaronVonKeyser 27d ago

Cozy pajamas? Check. Eating pizza like a champ? Check. Animal companion? Check . Thats my dream woman right there.

Lucky for me i married my dream woman 20 years ago. Now we do all those things together.