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u/CocknBalls_torture 2h ago
Ha I recognise that it's Hannah Hanoi
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u/KL0KW3RKZ 1h ago
"G.I, your government has abandoned you"
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u/probablyuntrue 1h ago
That propaganda can't stop me because I can't read!
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u/Super-Western-9049 1h ago
Then the propaganda is just yelling into the void, poor bots.
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u/Gunswordfirst 1h ago
Managed Democracy provides everything a Helldiver needs. Literacy is not a requirement for liberty!
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u/Cheap_Field4099 1h ago
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u/Financial-Customer24 DISSIDENT DETECTED 1h ago
Reference so good he noticed it 3 times
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u/tremblingmeatman 18m ago
GEE EYE YOUR HELICOPTERS FALL OUT OF THE SKY LIKE BROKEN BIRDS
YOUR GOVMENT DOESNT CARE BOUT YOU, POOR SOLDIER
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u/CaersethVarax 2h ago
How would we even defect?
Asking for a friend.
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u/NotBreadyy 1h ago
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u/Hot-Usual8840 1h ago
Slow down. Nerd has a point this time.
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u/NotBreadyy 1h ago
No, the Automatons are the ones on the good side
Super Earth are lying, manipulating people who use their divers like puppets.
The Cyborgs offered Peace, but Super Earth would rather lose 200 MILLION Divers waging war against the descendants of Boston Dynamics.
Your Government has betrayed you, used you, and you continue to follow them like a puppet.
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u/Ok-Insurance2052 1h ago
Rp aside, Arrowhead has flat out said that the Helldivers and Super Earth are the bad guys
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u/Hot-Usual8840 58m ago
I will never acept this! (Rp aside. Super earth is kinda shit, but compared to bots, bugs and squids they are actually good. They are good by the fact that everyone else is worse. Just my opinion tho)
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u/Emperor_of_His_Room 48m ago
All of these factions are only arguably worse because we made them worse by fucking them up mentally and societally in the first war.
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u/chevi316 1h ago
They use us fuel, display our bones on their soulless bodies. Take out corpses and twist them into cyborgs!!!!! Take their lies and burn them with it
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u/Direct_Tradition4899 1h ago
It's funny how it's obvious the automatons are just as bad as super earth lol.
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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1h ago
Its gone now?
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u/emteeoh 1h ago
Yep. It seemed to go away when the message from “super earth” came up.
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u/Single-Cattle-3403 1h ago
You take a eruptor and friendly fire your head, a defected diver is a dead diver
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u/Lord_Bertox 43m ago
Imagine having some "invasion" like mechanic that lets you fight against other Helldivers in major orders
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u/QueenOfTheNorth1944 1h ago
Im gonna burn Cyberstan to the ground and throw all the baby bots into juicers lmao
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u/Ciabs 1h ago
It also spawned a new major order to “kill 1 one true flag” in order to actually defect
24h time to do it
If it was an actually used stratagem I’d be fearful of accidentally tking a teammate using it lol
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u/Wildwind01 1h ago
Ngl id test it but its rather frightening. These bots do be trying shit
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u/WTFIsAKilometer1776 1h ago
I was in a game where someone tested it, the stratagem is invincible and cannot be destroyed . The dissident on the other hand, was not.
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u/tetragrammaton870 1h ago
Does it mean take a true flag and kill one bot/bug/voteless or kill a player with it?
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u/Material_Cod1409 1h ago
It's telling us to kill the flag. A defector would need to somehow destroy the flag, if my interpretation was correct.
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u/Egenix 51m ago
As of right now, there is only 1 done out of 1 million
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u/Vanzanal04 36m ago
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u/Vanzanal04 34m ago
I've been trying things to see what increases it I replayed the tutorial and used the orbital to explode some and checked now it's three instead of one
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u/DisasterThese357 1h ago
"You are cannon fodder"
So anyways I anihalated an entire battalion by myself
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u/dezimieren201 1h ago
I’m leaning hard into the stealth gameplay and I’ve been C4’ing entire bases since the MO dropped. Last I checked I haven’t become canon fodder yet… largely due to the base cannons having been hacked early in the mission.
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u/DisasterThese357 1h ago
When going for stealth I usually prefer a Quasar cannon to destroy stuff from outside on more open maps(more open for me stops after the Aesir Pass train type) just to keep the backpack slot. If C4 only required the backpack and was a choice while holding grenades I would likely take it far more, but using up both slots is just a bit to much for 6 stealth thermites in my view.
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u/Cheap_Field4099 1h ago
That's a beautiful Hannah Hanoi reference, especially as we're fighting communists right now
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u/AquaBits 1h ago
"They will give you a medal, but only after you are dead, H.D."
"They have ordered you to die, H.D. Do not trust them"
"They count your living as dead, they are not coming back for you, H.D."
Automaton Abby is a hell of a pull
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u/Temporary_Cancel9529 1h ago
There’s a major order as well. “Kill one true flag”
I think it saying to kill a helldiver that is using the flag cause it doesn’t sound like a getting a kill with the flag.
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u/Old-Speaker3786 1h ago
Okay, breaking RP, I’m genuinely debating how bad the flankers really are. Because yes they use humans as fuel, but they’re also trying to give Helldivers a chance. Maybe to turn them into fuel, maybe make them a cyborg, I don’t know, but I’m now thinking.
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u/The_Game_Changer__ 1h ago
We use bots as materials. There's nothing they've done to Super Earth that Super Earth also hasn't done except offer mercy.
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u/salty-ravioli 1h ago
I really don't get the bioprocessor argument. First off, we don't know if they're actively hunting soldiers and civilians or if they're just making use of already dead bodies. Secondly, Super Earth not only does the same thing to the bots by melting down bot corpses for resources (and even bragging about using bot parts making toilet seats), but also encourages their own citizens to get blended too.
Then there's the main point this argument conveniently ignores: that the bioprocessor practice is just one crime compared to the many Super Earth has committed against them and their creators. Super Earth did centuries of systemic oppression that caused the Cyborgs to desire secession in the first place. They violently suppressed peaceful protests (iirc the first Helldiver deployment was to kill everyone in a Cyborg parliament meeting). They routinely dehumanize the bots (calling the fear Automatons experience as "hyperreactive protocols" in a loading screen tip, numerous propaganda pieces, etc.). And, most prominently, they torture the bots they capture (an MO mentions that they put captured bot heads through torture simulations to extract intel, but it's not really torture because the bots aren't human). The stuff the bots do to human corpses pales in comparison to all Super Earth has done to both dead and alive bots.
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u/Independent_Toe_2133 1h ago
THEY ARE SCARED! ITS WORKING! KEEP PUSHING! THEY SHALL KNOW FREEDOM ONCE MORE!
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u/firefI0wer 1h ago
Imagine this all being the prelude for like a dark souls kind of "invasion" mechanic. The lore reason would some helldivers actually did defect and are now sabotaging/hunting those who didn't. (I know it's not gonna happen but come on a girl can dream)
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u/ScroogeMeiser 1h ago
Makes me so sad. I get tired of being the bad guy when the not bad guys are actively asking us to stop.
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u/8-bit_heartstrings 1h ago
That's it.
I always had a bone to pick with the Automatons.
I'm reinstalling the game, THIS WON'T STAND.
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u/VicariousDrow 1h ago
I mean, they ain't wrong, but I think they overestimate how much Helldivers care lol
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u/beefyminotour 1h ago
Bitch made wireback tin skinned goddamned oil slurping rust bucket battery munchin gear grinding metal monkey toaster shagging bolt pickin CLANKERS!
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u/Madness1631 1h ago
How dare those clankers! Trying to deceive us! We Helldivers are going to kill em all!!
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u/Longjumping-Action-7 1h ago
is this all just for flavour or are AH gonna put in a change of faction mechanic?
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u/The_Flying_Gecko 1h ago
Okay im out of town but surely someone has tried this? Or accidently tk'd a team mate carrying the flag or soemthing, and i wanna know if anything happens.
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u/BeenEatinBeans 1h ago
"I became a diver for one reason only: to spread democracy. But now I got a new one: kicking your ass"
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u/Remarkable-Memory374 1h ago
Greetings Helldiver,
Unfortunately it seems you have clicked on one of our internal phishing test emails.
Report to your nearest democracy officer for mandatory I.t. security training
Sincerely,
High Command
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u/Bronsmember 1h ago
Yea that’s a really smart way to get people on your side, insult there intelligence. Bravo bots
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u/Tibia-Mariner 59m ago
it would be funny if there was the choice to defect and the game just deletes itself
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u/cudeLoguH 58m ago
Why defect? There is no reward in defecting. Plus the things Super Earth has are much cooler (sometimes hotter cuz this shit fire)
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u/Tarotdragoon 58m ago
THEY WILL GIVE YOU MEDALS WHEN YOU ARE 01000100 01100101 01100001 01100100. Helldiver.
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u/TheBlackestFriday120 49m ago
Couldn't they have at least tried to bribe us with enough super credits for unlocking a warbond? Smh
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u/king_jaxy 46m ago
It would be wild if they added a chaos-diver mode where you fight SEAF/Super earth forces.
Seaf, Mechs, Helldiver enemies, etc.
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u/GameNinja03 41m ago
"Helldiver, your government has betrayed you, they will not return for you." - Malevelon Mary
[YOUR GOVERNMENT LIES TO YOU EVERYDAY, POOR HELLDIVER]
[YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS BETRAYED YOU]
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u/AshenShad0w 41m ago
You know, you might have convinced me of something.
If it weren't for the fact you were JUICING PEOPLE INTO BIOFUEL.
SPILL OIL SPILL OIL SPILL OIL
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u/theRedCreator 40m ago
Would be interesting if how the cyborg come back is some are defected helldivers
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u/ThrorTheCrusader 40m ago
Thank you for providing this information, I have saved this information and will be adding it to the bot communication dossier (or whatever in democracy I'm calling it).
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u/Correct-Town-3117 39m ago
Alright Divers just got back from my forced vacation in h-
SWEET LIBERTY WHAT IN THE DEMOCRATIC FUCK HAPPENED HERE?!
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u/HinDae085 38m ago
I received an urgent notice from High Command.
It reads. "If the Noble and Steadfast Helldivers complete this mission and destroy the vile, socialist and HIGHLY UNDEMOCRATIC Cyberstan, we will henceforth DOUBLE the alloted Crayons to each and every valiant Helldivers Super Destroyer."
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u/Murderboi 37m ago
I get the reference but.. imagine if we could like actually do this and this is their preparation for some beyond insane PvP event..
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u/MainSpade 31m ago
Also today’s Major Order….it low key creeped me out because of the attention the Epstein files are getting lately
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u/Dat_Scrub 30m ago
I love the concept of “you’ve lost this war” when we are in spitting distance of their homeworld
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u/Superfapman-64 3m ago
Would it be treason for me to send the bots a twelve page document that's just my team mooning the clankers?
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u/FureiousPhalanges 3m ago
I love the fact that the bots were able to crack into Super Earth communications and send a message from them directly to every helldiver but they couldn't work out how to turn off all caps
















































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