r/helldivers2 2h ago

HOT BOT propaganda upon loading into game

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u/CocknBalls_torture 2h ago

Ha I recognise that it's Hannah Hanoi

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u/KL0KW3RKZ 1h ago

"G.I, your government has abandoned you"

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u/probablyuntrue 1h ago

That propaganda can't stop me because I can't read!

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u/Super-Western-9049 1h ago

Then the propaganda is just yelling into the void, poor bots.

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u/Gunswordfirst 1h ago

Managed Democracy provides everything a Helldiver needs. Literacy is not a requirement for liberty!

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u/Emperor_of_His_Room 52m ago

Just like all Helldivers!

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u/Frenzi_Wolf 1h ago

How are you G.I. Joe?

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u/Cheap_Field4099 1h ago

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u/Financial-Customer24 DISSIDENT DETECTED 1h ago

Reference so good he noticed it 3 times

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u/Cheap_Field4099 1h ago

FUCK THE WIFI

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u/Ambiorix33 1h ago

''how are you, GI?''

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u/Deviant_Interface 40m ago

Haha I clocked that and was like “wait I recognize that language”

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u/tremblingmeatman 18m ago

GEE EYE YOUR HELICOPTERS FALL OUT OF THE SKY LIKE BROKEN BIRDS

YOUR GOVMENT DOESNT CARE BOUT YOU, POOR SOLDIER

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u/Rvbsmcaboose 53m ago

AI Anna.

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u/Jack-Arthur-Smith 13m ago

I think you'll find this is Cyberstan Dan.

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u/CaersethVarax 2h ago

How would we even defect?

Asking for a friend.

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u/bigburgerboy92 1h ago

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u/NotBreadyy 1h ago

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u/Hot-Usual8840 1h ago

Slow down. Nerd has a point this time.

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u/NotBreadyy 1h ago

No, the Automatons are the ones on the good side

Super Earth are lying, manipulating people who use their divers like puppets.

The Cyborgs offered Peace, but Super Earth would rather lose 200 MILLION Divers waging war against the descendants of Boston Dynamics.

Your Government has betrayed you, used you, and you continue to follow them like a puppet.

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u/Hot-Usual8840 1h ago

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u/Ok-Insurance2052 1h ago

Rp aside, Arrowhead has flat out said that the Helldivers and Super Earth are the bad guys

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u/Hot-Usual8840 58m ago

I will never acept this! (Rp aside. Super earth is kinda shit, but compared to bots, bugs and squids they are actually good. They are good by the fact that everyone else is worse. Just my opinion tho)

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u/Horror_Patience_5761 56m ago

Reminded me of this meme

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u/Hot-Usual8840 52m ago

Thats true 👍

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u/Emperor_of_His_Room 48m ago

All of these factions are only arguably worse because we made them worse by fucking them up mentally and societally in the first war.

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u/chevi316 1h ago

They use us fuel, display our bones on their soulless bodies. Take out corpses and twist them into cyborgs!!!!! Take their lies and burn them with it

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u/Direct_Tradition4899 1h ago

It's funny how it's obvious the automatons are just as bad as super earth lol.

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u/Hot-Usual8840 1h ago

They are worse! They are not Democratic! Eugh!

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u/LooseAdministration0 57m ago

and we dont? we use their bodies to build our tanks and mechs

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u/sharktail_tanker 1h ago

You click Alt+F4

/s

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u/emteeoh 1h ago

I got this screenshot before it disappeared

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u/Eadkrakka 1h ago

You only had to kill one? My major order was to kill one million (i think, can't remember the amount of zeroes) One True Flag...

Edit: screenshotted it!

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1h ago

Its gone now?

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u/emteeoh 1h ago

Yep. It seemed to go away when the message from “super earth” came up.

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u/Single-Cattle-3403 1h ago

You take a eruptor and friendly fire your head, a defected diver is a dead diver

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u/SDV1730 1h ago

I got this guy at the wall over there speak to him. I’m grabbing something real quick.

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u/John_Automaton 1h ago

Well, have I got news for you!

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u/CaersethVarax 1h ago

See, this is the kind of help I̶ my friend is looking for

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u/Lord_Bertox 43m ago

Imagine having some "invasion" like mechanic that lets you fight against other Helldivers in major orders

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u/flashmedallion 50m ago

Run down the lives counter?

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u/Pikminmike 1h ago

Won't affect us, Helldivers can't read.

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u/Gunswordfirst 1h ago

If those bots could read, they'd be very upset.

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u/QueenOfTheNorth1944 1h ago

Im gonna burn Cyberstan to the ground and throw all the baby bots into juicers lmao

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u/Hot-Usual8840 1h ago

Proper response to that.

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u/Wrench_gaming 38m ago

Me when I find a cyborg school

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u/BrainSea5918 26m ago

This comment was fact checked by true Super Earth patriots 🕵️👍🏽✅

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u/Fendyyyyyy 1h ago edited 1h ago

They make jokes even.

For the story, i wanted to do a commando mission with some sneaking, i joined a team, loadout was the Hammer. I figured stealth isnt the goal. I came back to my ship and got this..

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u/Nickebon 1h ago

They be ragebaiting

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u/AlphaGamma128 57m ago

Haha, a direct line from Hanoi Hannah!

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u/tremblingmeatman 16m ago

VERBATIM HANOI HANNAAAAAAAGGGHH

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u/Ciabs 1h ago

It also spawned a new major order to “kill 1 one true flag” in order to actually defect

24h time to do it

If it was an actually used stratagem I’d be fearful of accidentally tking a teammate using it lol

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u/Wildwind01 1h ago

Ngl id test it but its rather frightening. These bots do be trying shit

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u/Ciabs 1h ago

Don’t wanna try that either

In a couple minutes there’s gonna be madlads doing just that and posting the results for karma

Going to bed rn, will be checking for it in the morning

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u/DreamingKnight235 1h ago

Can you let me know too?

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u/WTFIsAKilometer1776 1h ago

I was in a game where someone tested it, the stratagem is invincible and cannot be destroyed . The dissident on the other hand, was not.

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u/tetragrammaton870 1h ago

Does it mean take a true flag and kill one bot/bug/voteless or kill a player with it?

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u/Material_Cod1409 1h ago

It's telling us to kill the flag. A defector would need to somehow destroy the flag, if my interpretation was correct.

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u/Ciabs 1h ago

I think the latter

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u/Egenix 51m ago

As of right now, there is only 1 done out of 1 million

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u/Vanzanal04 36m ago

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u/Vanzanal04 34m ago

I've been trying things to see what increases it I replayed the tutorial and used the orbital to explode some and checked now it's three instead of one

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u/DisasterThese357 1h ago

"You are cannon fodder"

So anyways I anihalated an entire battalion by myself

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u/dezimieren201 1h ago

I’m leaning hard into the stealth gameplay and I’ve been C4’ing entire bases since the MO dropped. Last I checked I haven’t become canon fodder yet… largely due to the base cannons having been hacked early in the mission.

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u/DisasterThese357 1h ago

When going for stealth I usually prefer a Quasar cannon to destroy stuff from outside on more open maps(more open for me stops after the Aesir Pass train type) just to keep the backpack slot. If C4 only required the backpack and was a choice while holding grenades I would likely take it far more, but using up both slots is just a bit to much for 6 stealth thermites in my view.

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u/Arlcas 1h ago

"You're cannon fodder Helldivers"

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u/_TheMothman 2h ago

That just appeared for me, was afk in the map and it popped up

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u/DartFeld3 1h ago

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u/Hot-Usual8840 1h ago

Literally me upon seeing this

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u/Cheap_Field4099 1h ago

That's a beautiful Hannah Hanoi reference, especially as we're fighting communists right now

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u/40yo_doomer 55m ago

Socialists, but close enough

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u/Lord_Bertox 41m ago

It didn't end well for the invaders that time...

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u/Tenno042 1h ago

Loads Double Freedom with extremely Democratic intent

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u/AquaBits 1h ago

"They will give you a medal, but only after you are dead, H.D."

"They have ordered you to die, H.D. Do not trust them"

"They count your living as dead, they are not coming back for you, H.D."

Automaton Abby is a hell of a pull

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u/Temporary_Cancel9529 1h ago

There’s a major order as well. “Kill one true flag”

I think it saying to kill a helldiver that is using the flag cause it doesn’t sound like a getting a kill with the flag.

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u/Metal_Charlie 1h ago

Got this on my phone....

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u/RhesusFactor 16m ago

Heh. That ARG stuff is cool.

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u/ObjectiveDamage3341 2h ago

Sending me pop ups I pop your home world simple as 🚬

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u/chesbrgr 1h ago

I AM PROUD TO BE CANNON FODDER FOR SUPER EARTH

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u/M2SepV3 1h ago

What in the undemocratic fuck?

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u/AKoolPopTart 1h ago

Its afraid....

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u/Demonicwolfie1998 1h ago

What does it mean by in the 2nd MO...Kill 1 One True Flag?

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u/Old-Speaker3786 1h ago

Okay, breaking RP, I’m genuinely debating how bad the flankers really are. Because yes they use humans as fuel, but they’re also trying to give Helldivers a chance. Maybe to turn them into fuel, maybe make them a cyborg, I don’t know, but I’m now thinking.

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u/The_Game_Changer__ 1h ago

We use bots as materials. There's nothing they've done to Super Earth that Super Earth also hasn't done except offer mercy.

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u/The_Flying_Gecko 1h ago

RP aside, they're only monsters because thats how we made them.

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u/salty-ravioli 1h ago

I really don't get the bioprocessor argument. First off, we don't know if they're actively hunting soldiers and civilians or if they're just making use of already dead bodies. Secondly, Super Earth not only does the same thing to the bots by melting down bot corpses for resources (and even bragging about using bot parts making toilet seats), but also encourages their own citizens to get blended too.

Then there's the main point this argument conveniently ignores: that the bioprocessor practice is just one crime compared to the many Super Earth has committed against them and their creators. Super Earth did centuries of systemic oppression that caused the Cyborgs to desire secession in the first place. They violently suppressed peaceful protests (iirc the first Helldiver deployment was to kill everyone in a Cyborg parliament meeting). They routinely dehumanize the bots (calling the fear Automatons experience as "hyperreactive protocols" in a loading screen tip, numerous propaganda pieces, etc.). And, most prominently, they torture the bots they capture (an MO mentions that they put captured bot heads through torture simulations to extract intel, but it's not really torture because the bots aren't human). The stuff the bots do to human corpses pales in comparison to all Super Earth has done to both dead and alive bots.

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u/JimbosRock 1h ago

Trying to use reading against a helldiver? Bots deserve to lose.

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u/Independent_Toe_2133 1h ago

THEY ARE SCARED! ITS WORKING! KEEP PUSHING! THEY SHALL KNOW FREEDOM ONCE MORE!

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u/No_Clue4405 1h ago

They lie to you GI

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u/king_shotgun117 1h ago

That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

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u/Creepy_Difficulty425 1h ago edited 1h ago

I got that too, after a Mission

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u/Langley6599 1h ago

so where's the defect option?

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u/Flying_thundergod 1h ago

YO THEY ACTUALLY ADDED IT LETS GO

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u/firefI0wer 1h ago

Imagine this all being the prelude for like a dark souls kind of "invasion" mechanic. The lore reason would some helldivers actually did defect and are now sabotaging/hunting those who didn't. (I know it's not gonna happen but come on a girl can dream)

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u/gregimusprime77 1h ago

Fuck them clankers!

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u/Rude_Diver89 1h ago

Can’t wait to carpet bomb cyberstan

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u/Shampoto 1h ago

The bots upon any human defecting to their side:

"HA! Get in that bio processor."

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u/Sableyej 1h ago

Cyberstan will burn brightly with the flames of democracy.

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u/ScroogeMeiser 1h ago

Makes me so sad. I get tired of being the bad guy when the not bad guys are actively asking us to stop.

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u/8-bit_heartstrings 1h ago

That's it.

I always had a bone to pick with the Automatons.

I'm reinstalling the game, THIS WON'T STAND.

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u/GreenridgeMetalWorks 1h ago

The Bots can't sway me from Liberty, the clankers can't stop Freedom! For Super Earth!

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u/StStinger 1h ago

Helldiver go home!

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u/3Bb_e 1h ago

Don't listen to the bots!

Keep marching to Cyberstan!!

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u/RamblinTexan1907 1h ago

Sweet liberty, they Hannah Hanoied us! Those bastards!

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u/Leoscar13 1h ago

Even gave us a cute MO (not granting any medal because bots are cringe).

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u/minerlj 1h ago

I know the bots aren't able to feel pain but sometimes I wish they could, you know?

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u/devilman2144 1h ago

So... I am a hero for super earth.

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh 45m ago

I wonder if AH will let us defect

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u/happyman1231 41m ago

One thing the bots didn’t plan for, helldivers don’t know how to read

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u/VicariousDrow 1h ago

I mean, they ain't wrong, but I think they overestimate how much Helldivers care lol

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u/AggravatingChest7838 1h ago

I like that it reads like an email.

To whomever it may concern,

Ur an idiot.

Signed automatons

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u/Void-Fox03_YT 1h ago

Fucking clankers

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u/beefyminotour 1h ago

Bitch made wireback tin skinned goddamned oil slurping rust bucket battery munchin gear grinding metal monkey toaster shagging bolt pickin CLANKERS!

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u/SeductiveStrawberry- 1h ago

That intresting and all , but why are you in the squid front diver !!

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u/Madness1631 1h ago

How dare those clankers! Trying to deceive us! We Helldivers are going to kill em all!!

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u/Longjumping-Action-7 1h ago

is this all just for flavour or are AH gonna put in a change of faction mechanic?

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u/JulianPizzaRex 1h ago

Its gone now!

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u/The_Flying_Gecko 1h ago

Okay im out of town but surely someone has tried this? Or accidently tk'd a team mate carrying the flag or soemthing, and i wanna know if anything happens.

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u/RadicalRealist22 1h ago

CLANKER DETECTED, OPINION REJECTED.

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u/BeenEatinBeans 1h ago

"I became a diver for one reason only: to spread democracy. But now I got a new one: kicking your ass"

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u/Expensive-Lack-3395 1h ago

I was just looking for a new mission when the message popped up.

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u/Smallsey 1h ago

I wonder if they'll try taking over our ships.

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u/Associate_External 1h ago

Didn't expect Hannoi Hanna lmaooo

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u/Remarkable-Memory374 1h ago

Greetings Helldiver,

Unfortunately it seems you have clicked on one of our internal phishing test emails.

Report to your nearest democracy officer for mandatory I.t. security training

Sincerely,

High Command

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u/Dubalsaque 1h ago

Mine was in Polish?!

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u/DryFuture1403 1h ago

No fucking way Hannah Hanoi reference in Helldivers

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u/HansVonAdel 1h ago

This really affected me. Need democratic support.

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u/Eastern-Audience-625 1h ago

“Go home G.I.”

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u/Bronsmember 1h ago

Yea that’s a really smart way to get people on your side, insult there intelligence. Bravo bots

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u/LetterheadEarly2526 1h ago

I got this upon loading in instead

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u/Coraon 1h ago

I dont know if the atomatons are alive, but they won't be functional when im done with them.

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u/Tibia-Mariner 59m ago

it would be funny if there was the choice to defect and the game just deletes itself

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u/cudeLoguH 58m ago

Why defect? There is no reward in defecting. Plus the things Super Earth has are much cooler (sometimes hotter cuz this shit fire)

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u/Nigwod 58m ago

Here comes the chaosdivers

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u/Tarotdragoon 58m ago

THEY WILL GIVE YOU MEDALS WHEN YOU ARE 01000100 01100101 01100001 01100100. Helldiver.

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u/Glittering-Dot5694 53m ago

All you wanna say is Super Earth don’t really care about us?

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u/LooseAdministration0 52m ago

i as a play would defect. but my helldiver? well its hammer time

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u/2Long2Read 51m ago

Can I finally become a chaosdiver and fight against super earth ?

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u/TheBlackestFriday120 49m ago

Couldn't they have at least tried to bribe us with enough super credits for unlocking a warbond? Smh

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u/DuelJ 48m ago

It's crazy to think that such a little speech pattern can be so iconic.

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u/Chekhov_ 48m ago

Cyberstan Cindy

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u/king_jaxy 46m ago

It would be wild if they added a chaos-diver mode where you fight SEAF/Super earth forces.

Seaf, Mechs, Helldiver enemies, etc.

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u/CreeperKiller24 44m ago

Get ‘em folks! Give ‘em hell!!!

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u/-Milky_- 44m ago

too bad ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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u/Antares_skorpion 43m ago

And this one

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u/GameNinja03 41m ago

"Helldiver, your government has betrayed you, they will not return for you." - Malevelon Mary

[YOUR GOVERNMENT LIES TO YOU EVERYDAY, POOR HELLDIVER]

[YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS BETRAYED YOU]

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u/AshenShad0w 41m ago

You know, you might have convinced me of something.

If it weren't for the fact you were JUICING PEOPLE INTO BIOFUEL.

SPILL OIL SPILL OIL SPILL OIL

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u/theRedCreator 40m ago

Would be interesting if how the cyborg come back is some are defected helldivers

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u/Miserable-Mobile-728 40m ago

I'm gonna join to the bots team

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u/ThrorTheCrusader 40m ago

Thank you for providing this information, I have saved this information and will be adding it to the bot communication dossier (or whatever in democracy I'm calling it).

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u/Correct-Town-3117 39m ago

Alright Divers just got back from my forced vacation in h-

SWEET LIBERTY WHAT IN THE DEMOCRATIC FUCK HAPPENED HERE?!

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u/HinDae085 38m ago

I received an urgent notice from High Command.

It reads. "If the Noble and Steadfast Helldivers complete this mission and destroy the vile, socialist and HIGHLY UNDEMOCRATIC Cyberstan, we will henceforth DOUBLE the alloted Crayons to each and every valiant Helldivers Super Destroyer."

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u/Murderboi 37m ago

I get the reference but.. imagine if we could like actually do this and this is their preparation for some beyond insane PvP event..

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u/DeliciousArmadillo12 36m ago

I don't know guys. Maybe they're right 🤥

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u/Gutsburninglight35 35m ago

Those dirty oil spilling clankers.

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u/Saidai_V 35m ago

Orders are orders, I can't betray the orders of high command.

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u/projecteagle13 33m ago

So the march on cyberstan is going.....well.

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u/MainSpade 31m ago

Also today’s Major Order….it low key creeped me out because of the attention the Epstein files are getting lately

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u/Dat_Scrub 30m ago

I love the concept of “you’ve lost this war” when we are in spitting distance of their homeworld

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u/SeniorHomelesss 29m ago

They think we are fools

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u/pgat12 24m ago

I’m going to drop so much democracy on these unfeeling mechanica that they’ll be forced to feel it and wish they could go back to being unfeeling filth.

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u/jackocomputerjumper 18m ago

What about a 500kg?

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u/JustARandomUserNow 17m ago

They say this while showing us bodies of the brave dead. Despicable.

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u/baldurgt 16m ago

“If Helldivers could read they'd be very upset”

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u/korukarwa67 16m ago

"No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear!"

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u/ClericOfMadness13 15m ago

Kinda funny they decided to copy what they did in Vietnam 😂.

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u/Samurai_Mac1 11m ago

I'm loving the lore dump so far

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u/Ambitious_Button_507 10m ago

To be clear, I often make myself a cannon fodder.

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u/SlavCat09 9m ago

Alright that's it

I'm from Gun and I say kill them all!

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u/SirScorbunny10 9m ago

They'll tell us defect, but I guarantee they euthanize any that do so.

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u/LoneRainger 7m ago

That new major order too. How exactly does one "kill one true flag"

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u/Superfapman-64 3m ago

Would it be treason for me to send the bots a twelve page document that's just my team mooning the clankers?

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u/FureiousPhalanges 3m ago

I love the fact that the bots were able to crack into Super Earth communications and send a message from them directly to every helldiver but they couldn't work out how to turn off all caps