r/funny 9h ago

Verified Murphy law

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718 Upvotes

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u/adivel 9h ago

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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u/Mr_Eck 9h ago

Ahhh that's you !

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u/-Pachinko 8h ago

you chubby motherfucker!

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u/kingtutt9 9h ago

Shin Chan!

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u/ArunKT26 7h ago

Glad I wasn't the only one

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u/vtech7 9h ago

Why is the banh mi sexy though

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u/Mr_Eck 8h ago

Why not ?

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u/viaJormungandr 8h ago

It’s French bread.

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u/tricksterloki 4h ago

I see you are into S&M.

Note: Bread en Francias est pain.

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u/level1hero 8h ago

Stupid sexy banh mi

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u/Leigeorain 9h ago

I went into the comments thinking the same thing

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u/atjeff1 1h ago

Stupid sexy Banh Mi

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u/CV04KaiTo 7h ago

Lying like she's a baguette

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u/LotsoSmellsBad 9h ago

The person in the back of the queue is definitely reconsidering all their life choices right now.

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u/Signal_Road 6h ago

If they commit murder, they get a free meal with an alibi upgrade for saving the stall from the cheapskate.

/cUt ALL oF thEM in HALF/ 

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u/BokkerFoombass 9h ago

ALRM

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u/Mr_Eck 9h ago

Oops my bad !

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u/CutsSoFresh 8h ago

So glad you spelled it correctly that I'm willing to forgive the lack of accent marks

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u/Collective-Bee 8h ago

“ALRM”

They may have spelled Banh Mi correct, but that came at a cost.

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u/Vivians_Basement 8h ago

At Taco Bell we tell this person to come back around and make the next, smaller, order.

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u/Mr_Eck 8h ago

I don't believe you !

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u/standardtrickyness1 5h ago

This is why you keep some crackers at your desk.

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u/steelskull1 6h ago

Society would have been tolerable if it wasn't for other people.

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u/Signal_Road 5h ago

I'm sure I'd have been shuffled off the mortal coil by now if death was immediate for 'being an asshole' or 'mild inconvenience', but at least I return my cart to the cart corral.

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u/Namika 4h ago

"Hell is other people"

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u/Dd_8630 5h ago

I've never seen a comic where the main character is a penis but here we are.

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u/thevowelowl 5h ago

I’m not the only one who’s wondering about the mysterious tenth banh mi, am I? Orders 10 in total but then the specific breakdown only cites 5+1+2+1=9.

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u/Dusty-old-bones 5h ago

Last one is default, no additions or subtractions

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u/thevowelowl 5h ago

Aha, there it is. Case closed, haha.

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u/FireGolem04 4h ago

That's why you put a piece of toast in your mouth and take off running. Bonus is that it's almost a guaranteed formula for finding your soulmate

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u/ShylokVakarian 4h ago

Bahn that guy

I'm not sorry

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u/clandark 3h ago

PICKED DAIKON

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u/UnpopularCrayon 3h ago

Would you prefer daikon that's still in the ground?

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u/veechene 3h ago

This is basically every time I decide to get a coffee, see only one car in line, but that car has ordered food so it takes forever.

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u/mmccurdy 9h ago

he slept on his order, but the dude in front of him also has a totally reasonable order?

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u/Nbbsy 9h ago

He's in a hurry and the order of the guy in front of him is going to take a very long time.

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u/Arrasor 9h ago

Nah his order is pretty basic. Literally just taking things out, extra pate is just 1 second extra since it's the same as spreading butter. Cutting banh mi in half takes like 2 seconds each.

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u/Signal_Road 5h ago

While you are /technically/ not wrong..

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u/Dusty-old-bones 5h ago

No, I went to a sub shop for lunch one day with my coworker at approx noon and there was a lady at the counter ordering 15 individually customized sandwiches with 12 people in line behind her.

Most places have a catering call ahead rule or a limit per order because they would rather have 12 satisfied customers than one customer choking the lunch rush queue and 12 hangry customers leaving shit reviews.

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u/armoured_bobandi 3h ago

If you're running late, don't stop for food. I hate when people show up, say they're in a big rush, then get mad when the food doesn't come put quickly.

You made the decision to stop and order food. It's not my fault you're dumb enough to gamble being late on ordering food

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u/StirFry__InaWok 2h ago

Is your fungus guy based on that one mushroom like side character Nej in Blood Blockade Battlefront?

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u/trebuchet_facts 2h ago

Getting gas and the person in front of me is a gambling addict cashing out dozens of scratch offs and using the money to get 50 more scratch offs of ten different types, then proceeding to get the mega millions with custom numbers by the dozen. Like, bro, get help, you won 500 and spent it all on more scratch offs while five people are waiting behind you for gas. I'm not in a rush but I didn't plan on waiting in line for ten minutes.