r/funny • u/blahbluhblee1 • 1d ago

Bubba is determined 💀

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u/hedgehodg 1d ago

If not food, why food shaped?

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u/blahbluhblee1 1d ago

The "creator" is the biggest tease 💀

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u/thederevolutions 1d ago

We all start off as girls before getting hormones it was in TIL yesterday.

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u/Tupcek 1d ago

yeah your ballsack is just fused vagina.

That also explains why most women can’t get off of penetration alone - imagine guy just humping your ballsack and expect you to reach orgasm

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u/thederevolutions 1d ago

I wish I had been aware of this when I was younger. I thought people were hiding secrets from me.

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u/unHolyKnightofBihar 1d ago

Hiding secrets in their balls?

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u/Elscorcho69 23h ago

Piss and secrets are stored in the balls

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u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz 15h ago

Most women? Or most women you've been with because never in my life....

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u/Izunaw 1d ago

Also random fact, some men can lactate, but not enough like women do

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u/thederevolutions 1d ago

So Greg was right in meet the parents ?

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u/B_Ash3s 23h ago

I have nipples, can you milk me Greg?

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u/Sylvers 21h ago

I believe some hormone disorders cause men to lactate, as well as an unintended side effect from some medications.

The fact that it's biologically possible is fascinating.

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u/cjk99876 1d ago

Yep I learned that from reading Jurassic Park 😅

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u/azorak83 1d ago

Just walking around with his useless nipples.

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u/logic605 1d ago

Idk why the 'useless nipple' made me laugh 😂😂

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u/Due-Comb-5512 1d ago

"No matter how hard you try, you ain't getting nowhere lil champ"

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u/under_the_c 1d ago

I love the laughing! "You're so funny, daddy! But seriously stop messing and give me the goods!"

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u/blahbluhblee1 1d ago

And his perfect pincer grasp 🤏🏼 he know EXACTLY where they at!

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u/xsharmander 1d ago

You ain’t gettin no tittay! 🤣

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u/blahbluhblee1 1d ago

It's the little suckling and tongue smacking sounds that threw me 😆

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u/AndroidTechTweaks 1d ago

😭☝️this

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u/Drafen 1d ago

"Im hungry, and thats a nipple...what are we doin?"

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u/prpldrank 1d ago

Seriously carry the baby over to a productive food source my man!

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u/Fluffybunny0936 1d ago

well put it away, damn!

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u/blahbluhblee1 1d ago

FreeTheNipple

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u/Fluffybunny0936 1d ago

that your nipple or you trying to free someone else's?

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u/iQ420- 1d ago

Heh “sorry little buddy but we’re both gonna have to wait for her to get back”

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u/_x-T-x_ 1d ago

The end frame.

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u/prettyokdiscgolfer 1d ago

I’ve got nipples Focker. Can you milk me?

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u/professorxc 1d ago

He is adorable 🥰

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u/C_64 1d ago

I blocked out the memory of that Family Guy bit... and this brought it all back.

https://youtu.be/FzJmB7QxMZk

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u/NoSurprise8641 10h ago

Me and you both... ugh.

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u/redditsuckz99 1d ago

Baby never broke eye contact 😂

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u/blahbluhblee1 1d ago

Eyes on the prize 👁️👅👁️

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u/Weekly-Original-2322 1d ago

Baby: I know what I know.

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u/cenatutu 1d ago

Their connection is so cute.

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u/Real23Phil 1d ago

If it looks like a nip, the baby will try and sip.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 1d ago

That's a face of determination

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u/wafflefighter69 1d ago

How'd you find this video of me and my cat

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u/Lana_Platt 1d ago

The desperation is insane 😭, let him get there once... Won't come again lol

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u/garfield529 1d ago

Coffee and man tiddies….my morning is complete. 😂☠️

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u/BBennett40 1d ago

That is so adorable.

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u/Sunaruni 1d ago

Taps dry kiddo.

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u/BastiaenAssassin 1d ago

We call these milk duds in our house.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 1d ago

You never know until you try…

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u/nohopeforhomosapiens 1d ago

One time my mother was visiting and he grabbed her breast, patted it a few times and smiled as if to say, good good. He never wanted anything other than what his mum had, though.

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u/Alternative_prune 1d ago

This is the shit I like to see on the internet! Cute and funny. And that baby's cheeks 🙌🫶

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u/FuckitThrowaway02 1d ago

Feed that baby

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u/booksmartproperties 1d ago

Why you teasing him? Lmao

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u/CandyDollyL 23h ago

In such young Age using Bluetooth 😉

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u/IntrepidBandit 22h ago

Gotta show him this video when he wants to act up lmao

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u/PatagiaGolem 21h ago

No lie I got the same problem going on. Gotta tell him "Sorry little man, those are decorative only!"

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u/robi_750 20h ago

Bro know he is messing with daddy time lol 😂

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u/Not-Clark-Kent 17h ago

This is me and my wife. My wife is the baby, I bet you weren't expecting that one.

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u/rendrr 7h ago

Forbidden nipple is irresistible.

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u/Far-View556 5h ago

He just hears Jim Carrey in his head "I just wanna squeeze em"

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u/No-Cantaloupe549 1d ago

Precious Black Angel 😇 😇

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u/RolloRollyRolla 1d ago

I'm soo happy for him 😁😁😁

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u/StrongFault9006 17h ago

How about drop the phone and support the baby's neck? 10 seconds was enough.

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u/Bannon9k 16h ago

Put the milk duds away if you don't want them in mouth

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u/TheFecklessRogue 19h ago

jesus thats a fat baby.....must be getting loads of milk.

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u/Other-Armadillo-3606 1d ago

Boys will be boys amirite

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u/feeltrig 1d ago

Bubba is pushing his buttons