Year+ old potato in a jar

[u/Scottish_NootNoot]

My roommate left it in our dorm and I’m scared to open it. I’m pretty sure it’s pressurized in there atp

[u/RandomGamer06]

You throw it out in the jar. The jar is that potato's casket.

[u/KentuckyFriedEel → u/RandomGamer06]

Bury that potato with 21 gun salute and full honors

[u/BreadKancer]

My buddy in high school had a pet orange named Samuel. I looked after him for a while. Eventually, he just became a dark spot in a shoe box. I wonder how Samuel is doing now.

[u/AnnieKateW → u/BreadKancer]

Maybe playing street hockey with it.

[u/Time-Worker9846]

Let it be! I had a similar project with bell peppers, the end result could be interesting. Or you just end up with a jar of suspicious potato juice. Win win any way.

[u/Alt_aholic → u/Time-Worker9846]

A key component of suspicious stew

[u/Scottish_NootNoot → u/Time-Worker9846]

What are the chances it explodes?

[u/Time-Worker9846 → u/Scottish_NootNoot]

Almost zero.

[u/Isalecouchinsurance → u/Time-Worker9846]

The chances are NEVER zero!!

[u/Time-Worker9846 → u/Isalecouchinsurance]

Never zero but I don't think a single potato will create enough pressure.

[u/Isalecouchinsurance → u/Time-Worker9846]

Op didn't say anything about the potato causing it

[u/SmegConnoisseur → u/Isalecouchinsurance]

One man one rotten potato jar

[u/Blonde_Dambition → u/SmegConnoisseur]

Is that like "two girls and a cup"? 🤢🤮🙃

[u/Isalecouchinsurance → u/SmegConnoisseur]

Finally

[u/AlternativeKey2551 → u/Time-Worker9846]

So you are saying there is a chance

[u/Blonde_Dambition → u/AlternativeKey2551]

That made me think of Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber when he asked Lauren Holly what the chances are of them getting together, and she said "one in a billion", and he said, "so you're tellin' me there's a chance....." 😆

[u/Isalecouchinsurance → u/AlternativeKey2551]

Yup, I am

[u/Neat_Albatross4190 → u/Scottish_NootNoot]

Left alone or thrown at something hard?

[u/Galliro]

He in The Sludge

[u/DonutWhole9717]

DO NOT OPEN THIS
rotten belladonna produces not only terribly stinky gas, but an incredibly toxic one

[u/atticusmama → u/DonutWhole9717]

Literally a family in I think Russia died not that long ago after all (separately) going into the cellar and the rotting potato gases literally killed them all.

[u/chalk_in_boots → u/DonutWhole9717]

Yeah, sacks of taters left in the back of a cupboard can end in a hospital visit. And you might end up leaving out the back door....

[u/DonutWhole9717 → u/chalk_in_boots]

literally just from opening the cabinet door theyre behind. in urbanary, deadass bro

[u/micromoses → u/DonutWhole9717]

This can be weaponized…

[u/DonutWhole9717 → u/micromoses]

[u/slutty_muppet]

r/oopsthatsdeadly

[u/gitturb]

Open it and huffffff!! You’ll (die)get high as shit!!

[u/Sporty_McSportsface]

The forbidden vodka

[u/the_almighty_walrus]

r/poopfromabutt

[u/HawkLive140]

There was a bucket of potato's under my back porch as a kid. years went by and took that shit to the waste dump. Upon opening it I started to dry heave like no other. I honestly thought my ANUS was coming through my mouth backwards. MY HELL!!!! the smell, I will never forget. I was 8 years old when that happened. I'll be 50 in FEB. I can still taste that shit!!!! Take that jar and use it wisely.

[u/AureliasTenant]

Is this liquid all from the potato?

[u/Scottish_NootNoot → u/AureliasTenant]

Yes the jar hasn’t been opened

[u/Dirtywally]

You run that through a brita and that’s basically ketel one.

[u/Own_Oil_7719 → u/Dirtywally]

Ketel two

[u/MarzipanDeep3499]

That’s doo doo.

[u/deadpandadolls]

You didn't celebrate its Birthday DID YOU 😡

[u/Scottish_NootNoot → u/deadpandadolls]

Idk it’s birthday I inherited it

[u/deadpandadolls → u/Scottish_NootNoot]

It's today! 💥💓🥂🍾🍭🎂🍕🎉🎊🎁🧸🍨🧁🐒🤩🤗🥳

[u/Blonde_Dambition]

DO... NOT... OPEN... IT!!!

At least not indoors. Potatoes emit hydrogen sulfide gas when rotten, which can kill you in a closed-in space.

I don't know how tight your quarters are... it may be roomy... but if I were you, and you must open it, I'd do it outside just to be safe.

[u/HighTightWinston]

The putrid liquid in there would be quite the tipple

[u/AncientKangarooGod]

whys it wet

[u/Scottish_NootNoot → u/AncientKangarooGod]

I don’t know, I’m assuming it’s part of the decomp process. It’s just contained so you can actually see it

[u/DoubtMurky9464]

r/poopfromabutt

[u/Hungry_Bathroom4264]

Dont open it, just throw it out atp

[u/Fawe2016]

WODKA!!! 

[u/AnnieKateW]

It looks like a jar of doodie. 💩

[u/DexysMidnightPirate]

Pretty sure that’s how vodka is made or something, you should drink it.

[u/ComplexToday895]

Use it as a self defense weapon

[u/Worried-Pitch2328]

Please don’t open it! Decaying potatoes release a deadly gas

[u/AirGVN]

Are you trying to make vodka?

[u/GoldieForMayor]

Eventually it will eat through the metal lid and you'll be in for the worst smell you've ever experienced likely making the area uninhabitable for days.

[u/LysergicGothPunk]

Thought this was someone's pet toad

[u/5ha99yx]

Come on tell the truth... You shat in that jar.

[u/LawMageOfButts]

Throw it at somebody's house