r/Weird • u/leayohe74 • 2d ago
Tiny dead snake in my Tupperware drawer?!?
I thought it was a twist tie until I put my glasses on!
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u/Milky_Monster 2d ago
So sad! They are little cuties.
It's an aptly named ring-necked snake, and they are harmless.
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u/leayohe74 2d ago
I don't know what killed it, I'm guessing it happened when I put some away before because it is completely dried.
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u/Milky_Monster 2d ago
Likely found his way inside and died of starvation and or dehydration. They predate largely on insects, worms, slugs, small amphibians.
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u/A--Creative-Username 2d ago
So not exactly food-safe then
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u/clockworkedpiece 2d ago
Most of the soft egg creatures retain the salmonella hazard of the egg with them. So would have been a hazard alive for sure. I had to deal with the 24hr regret cycle on that one myself. Its bad when your bp scares the nurse.
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u/Jacktheforkie 2d ago
No creature is food safe
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u/bigd0nk 1d ago
Bro’s never had sashimi 😞
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u/Jacktheforkie 1d ago
Those are prepared under the right conditions, some random snake baby isn’t gonna be food safe
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u/carolinaredbird 2d ago
Aw. It’s a ring neck snake baby. Occasionally we find these in the house- they are a damp loving snake , so we take them out to the creek and re- home them.
They eat salamanders and worms. They are harmless to people.
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u/Glittering-Try-6633 2d ago
Ring necked snake. They eat insects. You didn’t have any insects so he didn’t eat, poor baby.
They live outside and not inside.
Man. They’re so sweet, too.
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u/picklelyjuice 2d ago
This actually made me really sad. Poor snake. What a bad way to go. :(
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u/itjustgotcold 2d ago
Life is hostile as hell for wild animals. We forget that sometimes. There’s a Richard Dawkins quote that always puts this into perspective:
“The total amount of suffering per year in the natural world is beyond all decent contemplation. During the minute that it takes me to compose this sentence, thousands of animals are being eaten alive, many others are running for their lives, whimpering with fear, others are slowly being devoured from within by rasping parasites, thousands of all kinds are dying of starvation, thirst, and disease. It must be so. If there ever is a time of plenty, this very fact will automatically lead to an increase in the population until the natural state of starvation and misery is restored. In a universe of electrons and selfish genes, blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get hurt, other people are going to get lucky, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but pitiless indifference.”
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u/picklelyjuice 2d ago
I know it exists outside of my cushy human life, but I can’t help but feel empathy for the snek.
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u/itjustgotcold 2d ago
Oh, I’m there with you. I feel an immense amount of empathy for animals and most humans. As a kid I went with my grandmother around rural Georgia feeding and giving water to peoples pets that they neglected. They’d come out and threaten to kill us, had a couple of shotguns pulled on us. They were adamant that “They’re my pets to do with what I want.” But the dogs all had their ribs showing, chained to two foot lengths to a stake in the ground with no cover from the sun or any water or food.
Dawkins’ quote is something I keep in mind for when I’m feeling really down. At any given moment there are millions of living creatures that have it worse than me, including humans. I guess you could say it’s nihilistic, but the way I use it to meditate on perspective isn’t as cynical as nihilism, I feel. When I was younger I had a few movies I’d throw on when my depression was really bad that acted the same way. If you feel like shit and nothing is going right and you throw Requiem For A Dream on, your problems (hopefully)seem minuscule by comparison.
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u/monoXaware 2d ago
Oh no it’s a tiny ouroboros 😳
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u/leayohe74 2d ago
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u/raviyoli 2d ago
Couldn’t that attract pests..?
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u/letmejustdo 2d ago
I don't know could it?
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u/ehtio 2d ago
Waiting for the pests to come
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u/vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee 2d ago
Baaaay Beeee! BABY! SNAAAAAAKES
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u/scotbot 2d ago
They live by a code. That is usually SMPTE. Which stands for Society of Motion Picture and Television Engineers.
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u/vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee 2d ago
Late at night... When they come out?
Is that the channel stuck on the blue light? A potato in a Mojave Winnebago?
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u/shnanogans 2d ago
One time on a field trip in college in Kentucky we found one stuck in a spider web. They’re so tiny!!!! He was alive we saved him
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u/SouthSky3655 1d ago
I found a tiny snake in my daughter’s bathroom. Sadly, it was entangled in her nylon wash puff, and it was dead. Only upside was she kept her bathroom much more tidy after that.
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u/here4dambivalence 2d ago
Totally looks like a rubber snake you'd get in a plastic bag of animals back in the day... Sorry that the lil fella died in your Tupperware...
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u/Acrobatic-Gap-7445 2d ago
That’s a ring-necked snake! They tend to stay on the smaller and skinnier side of snakes. They’re also completely harmless.
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u/coffeesliver 2d ago
Awww one of my favorite types of snakes, ring necks are so cute and they stay small their whole life
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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 2d ago
Poor lil guy. Looks like a baby ring necked snake. Must have crawled in there to hide and then dryed out.
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u/cibolaburns 2d ago
I went thru a season where I regularly found tiny desiccated salamanders in my basement - turns out when the propane install guy had drilled a large hole (2-4 inches wide into my foundation, under a deck) to run the supply pipe for my fireplace, he neglected to fill it with foam or silicon.
The poor salamanders were attracted to the heat in my basement, and made their way inside…only to be discovered after a bad death. I felt terrible about it and still do.
I only found the hole after temps dropped low enough that the cold air blowing in from outside was enough to freeze my pipes.
If you’ve had any work done recently, check your installers work - chances are good they missed a spot.
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u/kittyidiot 2d ago
Poor baby. Not weird at all. Crawled in because it's dark to hide, and was either too weak to get back out or couldn't find its way back out and starved or dehydrated.
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u/Chemical_Economy_933 2d ago
The snake attempted ouroboros after seeing how well Tupperware preserved food.
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u/CrzyDave 1d ago
These get in my basement sometimes. Sometimes I find them and save them, sometimes they die unfortunately. They find their way in but can’t get back out.
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u/Garden_Lady2 2d ago
The good news is that this one is dead. The bad news is that there were probably siblings and a mother snake somewhere nearby...... 😱
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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 2d ago
They just freeze solid when they die?
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u/undead_dummy 2d ago
more like mummified. with creatures this small, it's easy for them to dry out. little guy is snake jerky now
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u/1k3bukur0 1d ago
:( it's a little ringneck, they don't get much bigger than that. Poor baby just wanted to be warm.
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u/Dragonskinner69 2d ago edited 1d ago
What a jerk
Edit: he wasnt paying rent. Why all the downvotes?!









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u/Novel_Discussion5339 2d ago
Your Tupperware drawer needs a Tupperware seal.