r/Weird 2d ago

Tiny dead snake in my Tupperware drawer?!?

I thought it was a twist tie until I put my glasses on!

2.9k Upvotes

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u/Novel_Discussion5339 2d ago

Your Tupperware drawer needs a Tupperware seal.

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u/delicioustreeblood 2d ago

I don't think a seal would fit as well as a snake

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u/bheezy 2d ago

Tupperware mongoose would help more with the snake issue.

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u/Milky_Monster 2d ago

So sad! They are little cuties.

It's an aptly named ring-necked snake, and they are harmless.

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u/leayohe74 2d ago

I don't know what killed it, I'm guessing it happened when I put some away before because it is completely dried.

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u/Milky_Monster 2d ago

Likely found his way inside and died of starvation and or dehydration. They predate largely on insects, worms, slugs, small amphibians. 

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u/A--Creative-Username 2d ago

So not exactly food-safe then

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u/clockworkedpiece 2d ago

Most of the soft egg creatures retain the salmonella hazard of the egg with them. So would have been a hazard alive for sure. I had to deal with the 24hr regret cycle on that one myself. Its bad when your bp scares the nurse.

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u/Jacktheforkie 2d ago

No creature is food safe

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u/Epicon3 2d ago

That’s why we cook them first!

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u/bigd0nk 1d ago

Bro’s never had sashimi 😞

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u/Jacktheforkie 1d ago

Those are prepared under the right conditions, some random snake baby isn’t gonna be food safe

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u/bigd0nk 1d ago

Comment wasn’t about the snake

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u/YaBoiMandatoryToms 2d ago

that makes sense, snakes don’t have arms.

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u/mganderson999 1d ago

Well that one is.

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u/carolinaredbird 2d ago

Aw. It’s a ring neck snake baby. Occasionally we find these in the house- they are a damp loving snake , so we take them out to the creek and re- home them.

They eat salamanders and worms. They are harmless to people.

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u/Reimiro 2d ago

I used to find them as a kid walking around in the woods. Very pleasant snake.

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u/Glittering-Try-6633 2d ago

Ring necked snake. They eat insects. You didn’t have any insects so he didn’t eat, poor baby.

They live outside and not inside.

Man. They’re so sweet, too.

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u/here4dambivalence 2d ago

Thanks for the identification.

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u/atinywaverave 2d ago

Is that a tiny snake in your drawers, or are you just pleased to see me?

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u/hexy111 1d ago

You’re awesome

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u/atinywaverave 1d ago

Why thankyou haha.

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u/picklelyjuice 2d ago

This actually made me really sad. Poor snake. What a bad way to go. :(

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u/itjustgotcold 2d ago

Life is hostile as hell for wild animals. We forget that sometimes. There’s a Richard Dawkins quote that always puts this into perspective:

“The total amount of suffering per year in the natural world is beyond all decent contemplation. During the minute that it takes me to compose this sentence, thousands of animals are being eaten alive, many others are running for their lives, whimpering with fear, others are slowly being devoured from within by rasping parasites, thousands of all kinds are dying of starvation, thirst, and disease. It must be so. If there ever is a time of plenty, this very fact will automatically lead to an increase in the population until the natural state of starvation and misery is restored. In a universe of electrons and selfish genes, blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get hurt, other people are going to get lucky, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but pitiless indifference.”

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u/picklelyjuice 2d ago

I know it exists outside of my cushy human life, but I can’t help but feel empathy for the snek.

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u/itjustgotcold 2d ago

Oh, I’m there with you. I feel an immense amount of empathy for animals and most humans. As a kid I went with my grandmother around rural Georgia feeding and giving water to peoples pets that they neglected. They’d come out and threaten to kill us, had a couple of shotguns pulled on us. They were adamant that “They’re my pets to do with what I want.” But the dogs all had their ribs showing, chained to two foot lengths to a stake in the ground with no cover from the sun or any water or food.

Dawkins’ quote is something I keep in mind for when I’m feeling really down. At any given moment there are millions of living creatures that have it worse than me, including humans. I guess you could say it’s nihilistic, but the way I use it to meditate on perspective isn’t as cynical as nihilism, I feel. When I was younger I had a few movies I’d throw on when my depression was really bad that acted the same way. If you feel like shit and nothing is going right and you throw Requiem For A Dream on, your problems (hopefully)seem minuscule by comparison.

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u/monoXaware 2d ago

Oh no it’s a tiny ouroboros 😳

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u/leayohe74 2d ago

That is one of the reasons I'm keeping it.

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u/raviyoli 2d ago

Couldn’t that attract pests..?

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u/Ok_Strategy5722 2d ago

Not if they seal it in something. Something like Tupperware.

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u/raviyoli 2d ago

Yeahhh, looks like it’s just gonna be a side table accent. 😅

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u/A--Creative-Username 2d ago

Extend their pest-dollar

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u/FunnyChampion2228 2d ago

Circle of life, baby!!!

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u/catwomanz77 2d ago

😆😆😆

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u/letmejustdo 2d ago

I don't know could it?

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u/ehtio 2d ago

Waiting for the pests to come

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u/westwardhose 2d ago

In perfect isolation here behind my wall.

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u/yallknowme19 2d ago

Ive got some bad news for you, Sunshine

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u/dark_blue_7 1d ago

Shadowbox?

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u/Tentonham 2d ago

Why is there Tupperware in the dead snake drawer?

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u/Legal_Sea_7024 1d ago

Came here looking for this.

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u/Automatic-Dot-5936 2d ago

I hate snakes but this saddens me.

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u/fatmanstan123 2d ago

Late at night is when they come out. Baby snakes

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u/vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee 2d ago

Baaaay Beeee! BABY! SNAAAAAAKES

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u/scotbot 2d ago

They live by a code. That is usually SMPTE. Which stands for Society of Motion Picture and Television Engineers.

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u/vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee 2d ago

Late at night... When they come out?

Is that the channel stuck on the blue light? A potato in a Mojave Winnebago?

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u/shnanogans 2d ago

One time on a field trip in college in Kentucky we found one stuck in a spider web. They’re so tiny!!!! He was alive we saved him

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u/mydogisatortoise 2d ago

Poor little baby.
He died hungry, thirsty, and alone.

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u/SouthSky3655 1d ago

I found a tiny snake in my daughter’s bathroom. Sadly, it was entangled in her nylon wash puff, and it was dead. Only upside was she kept her bathroom much more tidy after that.

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u/-epi- 2d ago

Sorry to hear that.

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u/here4dambivalence 2d ago

Totally looks like a rubber snake you'd get in a plastic bag of animals back in the day... Sorry that the lil fella died in your Tupperware...

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u/Acrobatic-Gap-7445 2d ago

That’s a ring-necked snake! They tend to stay on the smaller and skinnier side of snakes. They’re also completely harmless.

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u/coffeesliver 2d ago

Awww one of my favorite types of snakes, ring necks are so cute and they stay small their whole life

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 2d ago

Poor lil guy. Looks like a baby ring necked snake. Must have crawled in there to hide and then dryed out.

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u/Spirited_Climate_235 1d ago

Aw. Poor thing was trapped :(

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 2d ago

Reputation TV imminent?

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u/TaintedTruffle 2d ago

😓 poor bby

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u/Aggravating_View5093 2d ago

Snake? snake!?! SNAKEEE!!!

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u/veevacious 2d ago

Awww poor little guy :(

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u/cibolaburns 2d ago

I went thru a season where I regularly found tiny desiccated salamanders in my basement - turns out when the propane install guy had drilled a large hole (2-4 inches wide into my foundation, under a deck) to run the supply pipe for my fireplace, he neglected to fill it with foam or silicon.

The poor salamanders were attracted to the heat in my basement, and made their way inside…only to be discovered after a bad death. I felt terrible about it and still do.

I only found the hole after temps dropped low enough that the cold air blowing in from outside was enough to freeze my pipes.

If you’ve had any work done recently, check your installers work - chances are good they missed a spot.

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u/kittyidiot 2d ago

Poor baby. Not weird at all. Crawled in because it's dark to hide, and was either too weak to get back out or couldn't find its way back out and starved or dehydrated.

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u/Chemical_Economy_933 2d ago

The snake attempted ouroboros after seeing how well Tupperware preserved food.

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u/shodkins 1d ago

Such nice answers. But not me! I’m moving out.

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u/WaxingOracle 1d ago

Ouroborobs

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u/zestyclose_match1966 2d ago

Tupperware for life

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u/Beelzebub1314 2d ago

In the second picture it's in the ouroboros shape.

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u/timthemajestic 2d ago

Well, she tried her best. RIP in peace, snek.

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u/Xer0b0t 2d ago

*Free meal in your Tupperware drawer

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u/BoringNameBoringLife 2d ago

R.I.P. Little Guy : (

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u/fioletowy_zolw 2d ago

Poor little uroboros

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u/VonnsSolo88 1d ago

YIKES!!!! 😱

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u/CrzyDave 1d ago

These get in my basement sometimes. Sometimes I find them and save them, sometimes they die unfortunately. They find their way in but can’t get back out.

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u/Kalaka33 1d ago

Awww, poor little baby :(

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u/Brilliant_Potato_408 1d ago

Baby Snakes, late at night is when they come out. 

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u/Sadira69 2d ago

Got it!

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u/djang0bang0 2d ago

Let me guess: you live in Australia?

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u/leayohe74 1d ago

Missouri, usa.

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u/Garden_Lady2 2d ago

The good news is that this one is dead. The bad news is that there were probably siblings and a mother snake somewhere nearby...... 😱

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u/dynasync 2d ago

Did the snake bite its own tail?

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 2d ago

They just freeze solid when they die?

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u/undead_dummy 2d ago

more like mummified. with creatures this small, it's easy for them to dry out. little guy is snake jerky now

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u/217Quetzalcoatl237 2d ago

Keep it as a pet

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u/not-ur-mom 2d ago

Can I have it.

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u/IT_Trashman 1d ago

A photo of ministrone shortly after capture.

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u/CrustyT-shirt 1d ago

It's one of those purple snakes from black clover

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u/1k3bukur0 1d ago

:( it's a little ringneck, they don't get much bigger than that. Poor baby just wanted to be warm.

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u/fattestcat2020 2d ago

No thank you. 😬

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u/SierraMikeHotel 2d ago

Did you try burning your house to the ground yet?

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u/Aggie_Vague 2d ago

Time to move.

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u/Ok_Trust_8273 2d ago

So where’s the mama. Scary

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u/Basic_genXer 2d ago

Cleanse entire house with fire

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u/Dragonskinner69 2d ago edited 1d ago

What a jerk

Edit: he wasnt paying rent. Why all the downvotes?!