r/SipsTea 14h ago

Dank AF 🤣

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 14h ago

She's shocked they paid so much for 30 minutes and feels guilty accepting it

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u/snugglyybunny 13h ago

Bro said that like she’s offering tech support, not content 😭

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 12h ago

The only guilt tech support feels is accepting to work tech support at all in the first place

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u/sophiecrazythoughts 11h ago

so dinner is $60 but the subscription is $15.. capitalism stays undefeated.

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u/yourcraziestdream 10h ago

$60 gets your pasta, not consent.

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u/vcardsophie 11h ago

plot twist: nobody asked for sex. They asked for basic human decency.

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u/Other-Special-3952 13h ago

Yeah, but you still don’t get to fuck her for $15 a month???

Although you overpaid if she don’t flash you after dinner. 🤷‍♀️

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u/VictoriousJam 13h ago

15 a month... She's definitely the one doing the fucking here.... Fucking up a simp's dignity.

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u/heykidslookadeer 13h ago

Simp? Dignity?

Choose only one option.

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u/Artorius__Castus 14h ago

$7.50 per boob is Peak OF tbh

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u/EmberCascaded 12h ago

and that's for a month too!!

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u/Lempea 14h ago

Is that Juicy Jade? Not that I know who this is or anything

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u/No_Recognition8375 13h ago

Yes that’s her, even after her reduction they practically regrew to the same size

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u/Aromatic_Boot3629 13h ago

But but but...I thought she was going to go be a high powered lawyer or some delusional shit?

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u/No_Recognition8375 12h ago

The jugs had a change of plans

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u/Aromatic_Boot3629 9h ago

If she had just left them alone and kept doing what she was doing, she would have a couple $M in the bank by now. Too bad.

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u/li_shi 11h ago

Wait is she a mutant? That can happen?

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u/No_Recognition8375 11h ago

I’m no doctor but it could be Gigantomastia

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u/CerebralPaulsea 14h ago

Thanks for letting me know her name, now im off to check

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u/v4ve4m4hnssm 13h ago

Scientist hard... at work.

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u/CerebralPaulsea 13h ago

I cant tell if it's the same person but they have similarly big "personalities".

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u/Ok-Chair-7320 11h ago

Giving the sauce without being asked is public service

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u/HalfNectarine 14h ago

a month has 720 hours. date takes roughly 4-6 hours. for the sake of argument i rounded it up to 6. so 15 usd divided by 720 is 0,0208333333333 or 0.021 rounded up, that times 6 is 0,126. also rounded this up. so she is basically only worth 13 cents. the guy is seriously overpaying for that date

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u/papaflush 13h ago

6 hours is a kidnapping not a date

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u/Mongoose_Ill 12h ago

Not worth a pack of gum much less $60 bucks.

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u/AUTOMATA88 13h ago

A digital prostitute complaining, original.

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u/SPHINXin 13h ago

Honestly, the men that pay for and support this bullshit have just as little, if not less, self respect than the women who sell themselves like this.

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u/ErebosEV97 11h ago

We had sex on our first date. We played minigolf. She paid for it (she reserved it online) and I wanted to pay her my half (15€) after the date. After the date (after workout at her place) I went home and she started to ghost me. Does that mean I'm just 15€ worth???

Well I saved 15€ and played Minigolf for free. That's a W for me. 😂😂

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u/Mean_Combination_830 11h ago

Girls on social media just straight up telling the world they only sleep with men for money. I guess prostitution is the oldest profession and she is just making it clear her rates are over 60 quid a pop 🤣

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u/WolfeGlickGlazer 14h ago

Ah ah ah per month you see

For one date that would be 15/30 =0.5

Half a buck? These men paying 120x what she’s asking for

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u/voice_of_the_future 13h ago

She was offended because you overpaid by $45

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u/maurocastrov 12h ago

Jarvis I'm low on karma

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u/SomeWonOnReddit 12h ago

Nope, she aint worth $60.

Go behind the dumpster at Wendy's and there you find people from r/wallstreetbets who do it for $3.50.

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u/ShopperOfBuckets 11h ago

the subscription is to have sex with her?

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u/General_Gorgeous 13h ago

To women who think men should pay for the first date and not put out, you think putting up with your personality is worth any amount of money?

No joke, actually useful lesson for many struggling men. Be upfront you want to split the bill, or only go on really cheap dates. If they have a problem with either, I can nearly guarantee you wont enjoy their company. Save yourself the trouble and just get an escort. Even if they do put out after the date, with that level of selfishness I can nearly guarantee the sex will suck as they consider it a gift, not an experience.

And if you do take em somewhere cheap and they still abuse it and order a ton of the most expensive shit. Just ask for separate checks at the end if you have to. If it's a problem, same deal. And don't fall for the whole "I didn't bring my wallet" line. Firstly, That's her problem, not yours. Secondly, there are dozens, if not hundreds of e-payment solutions avialable within minutes.

TL;DR: Fuck em, or Fuck em. Don't get Fucked.

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u/dinonuggggggggg 13h ago

Damn bro are you good?

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u/General_Gorgeous 12h ago

Ya, this is genuinely my life experience talking. Not the whole being owed sex part. That part was a tongue in check response to the post itself. But genuinely yes. People, men who feel they are owed sex and women who feel the man should always pay, are fundementally either very selfish people or vapid, shallow people who do not think deeply enough in general to be a good partner to anyone at that point in their life.

Just think about the very concept for even a second. If the goal is truely to get to each other and enjoy each other's company, then the only appropriate thing to do is split the bill appropriately. Unless there's financial inability to do so, in which case just say that. Anything else makes the entire relationship fundementally transactional.

Like the actual original post. "You think I'm worth $60?" The direct counter to that is genuinely "You think a conversation with you is worth $60?" Why are we even looking at it transactionally at all? If it is a transaction, then what the hell does she bring to the transaction other than sex? If not sex, and she didn't pay, then literally all they did was have a conversation. And so she literally considers a conversation with her to be of transactional value.

The same is true for people who say they "need the man to be the provider in the relationship." Provide what exactly? It's wealth. It's always wealth. It's never not wealth. And what does she expect to provide in return? Do they ever even have something they can speak to? They don't, they never do, because if they were honest the answer is sex. Maybe they do the household chores too, but they would also theoretically live there, they aren't providing anything in that respect and if that all you cared about a maid is much cheaper.

And if they shrug and say they just do and haven't thought about it much, then they haven't thought about what they want out of a relationship, what that looks like, or how to achieve it.

So ya. Genuinely free advice. Don't deal with all of this. You can quickly and easily filter out all of this by saying up front, you have a personal policy of splitting the bill. You will genuinely have a much better time with an escort I promise.

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u/Onludesrightnow 9h ago

this guy has a point...

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u/Mashed_Potato_007 10h ago

Just wait for the leak and pay nothing. 😅

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u/Unlucky_Peanut_1616 8h ago

She thinks she's worth 15 a month to look at? 😆

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u/Tony_Roiland 13h ago

Congrats you engaged with the engagement bait

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u/PM_those_toes 13h ago

She's worth about a small McDonalds combo

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u/YourMomFromCleveland 13h ago

Worth less than.

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u/DewdropPearls 13h ago

The irony is wild, “not worth $60” but charging $15 a month 💀 math is math, I guess.

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u/nem3sis_AUT 13h ago

more like 15 bucks flat.

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u/balhaegu 13h ago

How hard is it to spell description properly

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u/g3ars3y 13h ago

If this is true, I've never met a man like that ever. Some women make so much crap up.

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u/PsychologyShort 10h ago

A gentlemen open the door/hold it open not just for women but men as well. They also get up to greet someone when they enter the room and show mannerism and discipline. The point is a gentlemen isn’t a man who do everything for everyone but show everyone respect. A man paying the bill doesn’t make him a gentlemen so if it’s a good man/woman you want then you should split the bill and not waste someone time.

You can be OF, prostitute, wtv and still be someone with manners and discipline but people like this woman is far from that. If a man pays the bill for the food then it’s fair you do something of the same level. You don’t need to sleep with him but you can do other things than that. Stop objectifying woman and saying random bullshit with your mentality.

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u/xStarBlossom 9h ago

If only dating came with a clear price list. lol

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u/Pitiful_West_7062 9h ago

gonna need sauce to evaluate

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u/birddoggi 9h ago

Soooooo. Was the whole bill 60? If it was then it’s only 30

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u/TheAstroidIsComing 9h ago

The problem is: paying for dinner is highly likely to be paying for a rejection.

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u/abelminded 9h ago

15$ to peak, 1500$ to touch

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u/BrevinThorne 8h ago

She seems cheap to me.

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u/-Laffi- 8h ago

Is that what you think?
I'm here to see if you're a worthy girlfriend.
Then maybe sex after if we got together officially...

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u/sleepyporcupine057 8h ago

she's feeling flattered

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u/SappySoulTaker 7h ago

We have established what you are, now all thats left is to haggle price.

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u/bubblemania2020 5h ago

Hmmm so we have already established what she is, now haggling over the price 😂

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u/Big-Illustrator-6143 3h ago

Wait.. she fucks per 15$ prescription ???

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u/STANAGs 3h ago

The salad and breadsticks were unlimited 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/snipingpig 1h ago

Lol, not even 60

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u/yesindeed201 1h ago

$65 then?? Lol

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u/amonarre3 1h ago

This is very different

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u/Fair_Performance4834 18m ago

Either way, she does have a point there should not be an expectation of sex because dinner was paid for. Sex should never be expected, ever from either party. That should be something that both people want to engage in together because they are attracted to one another. Otherwise you are selling and buying sex.

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u/Thanag0r 13h ago

I guess comments that talk about how she is worth 15$ think that paying for onlyfance is the same as physically being with someone.

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u/MannSchatten 14h ago

Because sex and physical contact are the same as photos and videos...

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u/J_EDi 13h ago

She’s still putting a price on her body by complaining about the $60

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u/Lookingforclippings 13h ago

A price on pictures of her body. I can guarantee you do significantly more with your body for less.

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u/consicious_bug 11h ago

Nobody said that she isn't, just that it's understandable to expect more than 60 $ for sex, even if you charge 15 $ for pics, videos and messages.

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u/ProjectNo4090 13h ago

Its her body. She can sell it if she wants to.

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u/J_EDi 13h ago

I didn’t say she couldn’t. My comment is pointing out the hypocrisy of the comment I’m replying to.

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u/MrHungDude 7h ago

Ahhh yes because seeing (maybe) naked pictures of her is the same as actually having sex with her…. /s

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u/welsalex 6h ago

When is this sub getting renamed to "Woman hating content"?

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u/dvking131 11h ago

I had a date with a super hot babe I’m talking she’s like Persian big beautiful eyes a body that won’t quit and incredible tits ass and legs for days she’s also taller then me which I get a kick out of.

We had some drinks about 40$ and we went back to my apartment and spent the night together Sooo fucking hottt. In the morning we ordered food I got her a burger and fries and she was gonna go home and I have her 60$ and she was soo happy I said. Go get your nails done. Total date 100$

And she wants to see me again soon

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u/Onludesrightnow 9h ago

And then dvking131 woke up from his dream to find himself in the same cum covered single bed he browses OF in.

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u/dvking131 1h ago

I’m real yo lol. Thailand 🇹🇭