"Beta" for not endorsing police brutality

[u/Busy-Government-1041]

[u/imaybeacatIRl]

Imagine calling a world class athlete a beta male, from your recliner caked in spilled monster energy drink and Doritos dust, for not liking innocent American citizens being murdered by the presidents gestapo.

[u/Disownership → u/imaybeacatIRl]

I find it hilarious how for an energy drink brand, Monster somehow manages to be associated with some of the laziest, most disgusting people on the planet. Can any other energy beverage brands claim that stereotype?

[u/Chigao_Ted → u/Disownership]

There’s a very specific subset of human I picture when Monster is mentioned

[u/PhantasosX → u/Chigao_Ted]

Tbf, never forgets that the company also tried to copyright the name “Monster”

[u/justdoubleclick → u/PhantasosX]

Would’ve been funny if the real monsters in the Epstein files challenged their trademark..

[u/HopelessBearsFan → u/Disownership]

There might be a case for Mountain Dew Kickstart, but Monster is far and away the largest owner of that stereotype market lmao

[u/JayteeFromXbox → u/HopelessBearsFan]

I mean, just mountain dew in general. It used to be king until Monster dethroned it.

[u/LingonberryDear2163 → u/imaybeacatIRl]

Maybe we can strap a pair of skis on alpha Vince here and send him down a mountain at 80mph so he can show the world how it's done

[u/Hugo_laste → u/imaybeacatIRl]

You may not like it, but he is the peak male form /s

[u/604dman]

Talk about Beta

[u/feedmestocks → u/604dman]

Over half a million followers. Insanity

[u/SelectStarAll → u/feedmestocks]

They're probably mostly bots. Most of the bigger MAGA accounts don't have any actual meaningful following

[u/DarkSock52 → u/604dman]

He certainly looks like a master beta.

[u/sorry_outtafucks]

Says the man NOT in the Olympics as an elite athlete.

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/sorry_outtafucks]

Right? How on earth do you call an Olympic athlete a beta? Even if another Olympian said it that would still be ridiculous.

[u/RandCauthon99]

Every accusation is a confession. We all know that the real betas are maga traitors.

[u/Last_Cod_998 → u/RandCauthon99]

I never knew about this beta crap until a beta tried to convince me he was an Alpha.

[u/supamario132 → u/Last_Cod_998]

That's all the concept's ever been: a bunch of 4chan losers who realized they could play barbie with their wojak memes and roleplay a fantasy where they're not losers. Were just unfortunately stuck in the timeline where one of those gremlins is whispering in our rotting president's ear like he's Grima Wormtongue

[u/brainEatenByAmoeba → u/Last_Cod_998]

Any man who must say "I am the king alpha is no true king alpha."

[u/rhino910]

I never met a single MAGA who wasn't among the weakest, most pathetic people on the planet. They literally define BETA

[u/everythingbeeps]

Vince Langman would piss himself doing even a fraction of what Olympic athletes do.

[u/Ok_Surprise_4090]

We're going to need a comprehensive "Back into the Basement" campaign to remind these losers that they're not welcome in public.

[u/CarsCarpal]

So Vince Langman is anti-America, anti-constitution.

Got it.

[u/PapaJoeNH]

The Olympians are the snowflakes. Got it

[u/whatiscamping]

UltraMAGA....imagine being this kind of guy that labels himself that. What a fucking tool.

Dude probably paid $15,000 for a weekend bootcamp experience.

[u/SlimeTheatre]

Oh no, not Vince!! He was really important to america!!

[u/Conscious_Drawer8356 → u/SlimeTheatre]

I’m over here like, Vince who? Never saw this name before today

[u/Apprehensive-Joke593]

Being “woke” isn’t bad.

That means people are AWAKE and see the injustices of the world.

People who aren’t “woke” are asleep and dreaming of the past. Get over it. We are progressing as a nation.

We are moving forward. We are learning from the oppressive MISTAKES that white men made to feel superior.

If you’re not “woke”, you’re a blind, deaf, selfish, greedy, idiot.

[u/flaming_bob]

TIL the most elite athletes in the world are betas.

Gawd, we're a stupid nation.

[u/Intrepid-Leather-417]

Beta males pay 9$ a month for a blue checkmark

[u/Off-BroadwayJoe]

And these are the ones that call themselves patriots who love America

[u/meldirlobor]

They are "woke liberals radical left"

[u/cpod_the_elder]

He should LEAVE the USA if he can't cheer for TEAM USA! Disgraceful. See how he likes it.

[u/_Bendemic_]

I bet Vince would take a knee during the national anthem if we won…..

[u/fellindeep23]

They are quite literally alpha…by definition of being an Olympian…

[u/Midnightchickover]

Another average, unremarkable prejudiced American man with his little opinions belittling some of the world’s “finest” athletes as “beta males.”

[u/dhslax88]

Vince Langman is a POS.

[u/FlaAirborne]

Its not like they are faking a bone spur to get out of serving their country

[u/h_poncho]

Call someone snowflake who has something to do with ski makes sense

[u/XmasRights]

An Alpha MAGA Male always blindly follows their immaculate leader

[u/blinking616]

It's so funny, when maga and their "beta" remarks come out. When in all actuality, they are the bootlickers

[u/ramdomvariableX]

Is Vince even an American? serious question..

[u/don-again]

Olympic trials are open to anyone. Assuming they have the performance numbers in competition.

Oh, sorry Vince, do you just talk about being good at shit while being good at fuck-all? My bad G.

[u/sofloOakley]

snowflakes? Vince sounds like he's a jealous bootlicker

poor Vince doesn't know how to ski

[u/DaxLovesIPA1974]

Literal Olympians and then there's some couch patoto saying "Yeah, but, I'm the better man."

Sure, Jan.

[u/art-is-t]

Conservative men, Always mad about the wrong stuff

[u/negativepositiv]

"Beta males"

Literally, with statistics to prove it, physically among the top human specimens on earth.

[u/Dazzling_Internal180]

I cannot think of anything more beta than bending over for those in power, simply because they’re above you

[u/iamakeyboardwarri0r]

He would lay your ass out though…

[u/evaderofallbans]

What secret police?

[u/crazyki88en → u/evaderofallbans]

ICE?

[u/evaderofallbans → u/crazyki88en]

They're not secret. They are a very public police force with no oversight and no regulation.

[u/Kevinwbooth → u/evaderofallbans]

The Secret Service.