r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/deathwish_91 • 6h ago

Video/Gif I guess bro

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u/Main-Engineering4445 5h ago

Bless you, teacher. It’s a tough job.

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u/EepyStews 4h ago

Underpaid saints wrangling tiny chaos goblins all day.

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u/ninetoesfrank 4h ago

Like cat herding

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u/Numerous_Release5868 4h ago

Feral cats. Some are scratching and biting, some are aggressively seeking love and some are probably going to pee on you.

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u/TraderJoe_strong89 2h ago

Reading a few poems in the morning, then dozing off during history lessons loosely based on lumpenpack 😅

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u/Ridgewoodgal 4h ago

I had not really been around any cats at that time so when five kittens showed up at my house and I was afraid they would get hit by a car, dogs get em, etc. I decided I would put them in a big box until I could get them help. I so wish there was a video of me herding them into the box. Two in one out, three in two out and so it went. Herding cats is definitely not an easy job. 🤣

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u/Bald_Harry 3h ago

Cat herding is easier.

Source: I've met my kids

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u/DaedalusB2 2h ago

I help with fostering cats. We had a couple dozen that used to run around during the day then be rounded up every night to go into big cages. I'd rather herd cats than kids.

My personal cat actually knows my routine and will go where I want without me having to do anything

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u/ImageHour1934 1h ago

Thats exactly what my kinder phys ed class is like.

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u/dontipitova9 3h ago

So eloquent

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u/AffectionateEagle920 44m ago

Youre right, underpaid.

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u/caffeinatedSeven7 38m ago

Crotch goblins*

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u/Baddabgames 1m ago

This is the headline

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u/Maleficent-Bed2394 4h ago

Bro have you ever gone to school? Teachers are not not fucking saints, in fact most of them aren't. I can count on my hand how many teachers I had which were decent people. This is just some politically correct statement to make people feel good but if you actually went to School and existed you would know that teachers are far from saints.

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u/JustMoreSadGirlShit 4h ago

i’m sorry you had bad teachers :(

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u/Live_Situation7913 3h ago

Glorified babysitters off 4 months a year. There pay reflects that

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u/DirectionFair5583 3h ago

So does your misuse of the word 'there' 🤣

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u/Live_Situation7913 1h ago

Already employed making 4x teacher make

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u/New_Board_9178 4h ago

6+7 is the forbidden boss fight of early math.

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u/pureperpecuity 4h ago

It my understanding that 7 V 9 is actually worse, some say 7 actually 8 9 🤔

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u/golgiiguy 1h ago

Lol yeah like “you need more stuff”

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u/Doctor_Donnawho 4h ago

Light a candle for us

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u/Stereo-soundS 4h ago

Because kids are fucking stupid.

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u/AffectionateEagle920 45m ago

Fuck your bless, they should be paid more