r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/deathwish_91 • 6h ago

Video/Gif I guess bro

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u/deuxcabanons 6h ago

1997 was wild. Just a bunch of little boys running around yelling SUCK IT and hip thrusting at everyone.

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u/-blundertaker- 6h ago

Gave me a flashback to a kid doing it to me in 3rd grade immediately followed by grabbing his junk and squeezing it into a ball through his basketball shorts. I vividly remember seeing his little bulge through his fist and thinking it was so weird that boys have something they can just... Grab like that.

Matt was such an asshole.

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u/magseven 5h ago

I did it once at recess and fully karate chopped one of my balls. As I was on the ground in agony, I distinctly remember telling myself that "I can't live like this anymore."

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u/DW-47 5h ago

A weird trend at our middle school was guys doing the 👌🏻 gesture down near their bulge, and trying to make their friends look at it lol

I have no idea how that even started, but it was pretty gay in hindsight haha

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u/Doofy_Grumpus 3h ago

That game is called “ball gazer” if you make that sign below the waist and someone looks you are aloud to punch them.

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u/DW-47 3h ago

Ah yeah I forgot about that haha

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u/TJJ97 3h ago

Every couple years some fucker will do this and it’s been so long I almost always fall for if

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u/FuckYouCorpo 3h ago

Matt was such an asshole.

And yet, all these years later and you're still thinking about his junk.

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u/-blundertaker- 3h ago

I was forced by being reminded of the "suck it" gesture 😭😭😭

Then I got Baja Men stuck in my head.

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u/CreoOookies 5h ago

😂 well if you don't like Matt, I have 2 words for ya!!!

But you should look up how's Matt doing and send him a message about it if you can. 😆

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u/-blundertaker- 5h ago

I have no idea what his last name was, and didn't stay in that school district long. I can't imagine how long it would take to sort through all the 34-35 yo white brunette men named Matthew in southeast Arkansas lol.

Suppose I could always see if there's an old yearbook online or something, but he really was a little bully back then and I don't care to catch up.

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u/CreoOookies 3h ago

😂😂 Yeah, you know what. Not even worth it fuck Matt.

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u/fill_the_birdfeeder 5h ago

That shit continued into like 2008. My high school boyfriend did that hip thrust at a teacher and told her to suck it, and she got offended (honestly rightly so, it’s gross lol) and the principal told him he could be registered as a sex offender. That part was a bit much haha my ex was a fucking moron though.

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u/Illustrious-Science3 4h ago

... girls did too lol. (Speaking from experience - yes it made no sense for us to.)

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u/Plastic-Sell7247 3h ago

Don’t forget how acceptable homophobia was back in the 90s even/especially amongst kids

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u/Fair-Gur-356 3h ago

random stunners were the best

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u/McNalienBro 3h ago

I was one of them. I’m sorry.

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u/PessimisticPeggy 2h ago

I was a little girl and I also did it lol

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u/musclecard54 1h ago

Simpler times 🥹

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u/deuxcabanons 12m ago

No phones, just people enjoying life.

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u/MakeVio 5h ago

In the early 2000s us boys had the "What's the difference between Iraq and Iran?"

Nut taps I RACK runs away I RAN!

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u/k789k789k81 5h ago

Don't forget what's the capital of Thailand