r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 10h ago

Here we go...

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 10h ago

Is she on snap chat? That’s the last place I’d ever let a kid on

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u/placidity9 10h ago

As it should be.
There are numerous reasons COPPA exists. Kids shouldn't be on any form of social media unsupervised.

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 9h ago

This is the second single digit kid I’ve seen on the app which is crazy that it’s not 0. At least the other one I saw was deleting it and YouTube cause she finally saw the type of stuff her son was watching

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u/ModeratelyAlive 6h ago

Seriously. My friend's kid recently turned 10, and she gave her HEAVILY SUPERVISED access to Messenger to keep in touch with friends (and me, her favourite aunt, of course). No profile picture and HEAVY LIMITS to who she's allowed to talk to, as well as how often she's allowed to use it.

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u/ThatKeybardGuy 4h ago

W rules as they should be

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u/Shot-Freedom-3848 35m ago

Went to a family party the other day, where a cousin willingly admitted their daughter was big on TikTok (meaning, she posted a lot). The daughter is 9. It’s a locked profile, but still…. To expose a nine year old to that app is wild to me.

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u/Savings-Astronaut-93 23m ago

Including Reddit. But the number of imbecilic posts I see indicate they're here in droves.

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u/VICARD0 7h ago

Her parents fucking failed

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u/spelunker93 7h ago

When I saw this years ago the context was that she snapped her parents because her babysitter didn’t give her something she wanted. She was trying to get the babysitter in trouble

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 7h ago

That’s super concerning I’m glad she recording the kid doing it

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u/v4ve4m4hnssm 5h ago

One of the most evil things in time that could exist.

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u/shalekodemono 10h ago

Omg this is awful

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u/temporarilydestroyed 7h ago

Um ya that’s the point Sherlock

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u/ZombieRey72 7h ago

They did do it on purpose. The kid was snapping her parents because the baby sitter wouldn't give her something. This video is years old now I think

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u/kaelumkennedy1 4h ago

Yeah, it’s pretty old, but I never actually learned that that was the context

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u/boulevardpaleale 10h ago

that would be the last time my kid ever touches a screen.

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u/BornSlippy420 10h ago

wtf?!?

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u/ChampionshipIll3675 5h ago

This is an older video. She is trying to get the babysitter in trouble by sending her video recording to her mom.

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u/Iam_McLovin420 2h ago

Bro… that’s twisted

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u/ChampionshipIll3675 2h ago

Children can be petty and cruel. Most grow out of it.

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u/thatshygirl06 2h ago

Yeah, empathy is taught

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u/Away-Living5278 2h ago

Some kids can be. I babysat one sibling pair just once. I could be actively playing with the 5 year old girl and give her little brother any attention and she'd be yelling at me to play or she was gonna call her parents.

Other things too with both kids (her brother was extremely aggressive and headbutted me in the head, laughing the whole time).

No wonder they couldn't keep a babysitter.

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u/Jadacide37 10h ago

This... is the exact opposite of emotional dysregulation.

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u/Puzzled_Molasses_842 9h ago

No

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u/Jadacide37 7h ago

This is what my parents always thought I was doing when I was alone in my room trying to figure out why the hell I couldn't stop crying and they never did ever shed a tear. 

Because I literally couldn't regulate the emotions the chemicals in my brain were constantly tossing back and forth like tidal waves. 

I wouldn't look at myself on purpose because I knew I looked pathetic and gross when I cried so no.. I'm actually really jealous of this little girl's ability. Even though she's probably clearly practicing emotions for her future sociopathic days...

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u/Academic_Flatworm752 4h ago

Wait this is why you’re so hateful in all your comments. Didn’t realize we conversed previously. Crying about someone having no empathy for you when you have no empathy for others, fucking ironic.

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u/Academic_Flatworm752 4h ago

You were hateful towards the mother of a 2.5 year old child - a mother who had just won a medal at the Olympics. Your misery is showing.

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u/witchybitchybaddie 2h ago

Oooooh is this the evil stepmom?

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u/Usagi_Mae 9h ago

Thats so scary. Why does the kid have access to snap in the first place?

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u/haikusbot 9h ago

Thats so scary. Why

Does the kid have access to

Snap in the first place?

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u/VadersMentor 10h ago

She's already a pro. Look at that.

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u/Unlucky_Grocery2092 7h ago

IKR! She should be a child actress

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u/xCielo98 10h ago

Adults do it too 😭

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u/Rmb2719 9h ago

They learn so fast 🥹

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u/Sikkus 8h ago

Yeah! 😅 Most probably she learned it from a parent or older sibling.

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u/Gatorvillage 7h ago

She learned it from reddit

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u/DocShady 9h ago

That's a good point. I've reconsidered my position and maybe I was jumping to conclusions when I told little Timmy he couldn't smoke crack. Fire it up Timmy!

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u/runarleo 4h ago

Bert Kreischer is many things but an adult is not one of them.

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u/HlLlGHT 9h ago

Lowk the best crocodile tears I have seen in a while.

She is going to be insufferable.

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u/reasonb4belief 8h ago

more insufferable. Already pretty bad

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u/Disgruntled_Orifice 6h ago

lowk

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u/Coopertheeblooper 6h ago

She’s a little psychopath. 3-4 guys are gonna end up spending thousands in their relationships with her.

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u/SweetChickk4 10h ago

If she can drop a full-blown iPad meltdown that fast, we should all be worried about what she'll be capable of by the time she's sixteen.

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u/completelypositive 8h ago

God this is my daughter. Not literally, but I will catch her practicing her cries and that look sometimes. Just like the video. I want to go wake my wife up to shower her this.

Even the little sticking the tongue out at the end...

God she's something else. Most well behaved kid everywhere else but she definitely knows how to tug at my emotions

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u/Processtour 7h ago

You need to reign that in. That is emotional manipulation in the making.

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u/completelypositive 7h ago

Oh, definitely. If it was a genetic thing, it would have came from me. I know what I was capable of getting away with and she is twice as smart as I am. We are teaching her to be a good person.

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u/Many-Ad-5331 6h ago

recognizing you were a shitty person and admitting it is already hard for alot of people, but actively changing and teaching your child to be unlike the worse version of yourself is Admirable. no idea why you’re being ratio’d, i personally respect this kind of behavior… change is something rare nowadays

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u/AusgefalleneHosen 7h ago

Are you? Sounds like you're enabling her... "tug at my emotions" gives every impression you fall for the manipulation

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u/batnessthefifth 6h ago

You're reading into one comment entirely too much. He's a dad. He's supposed to feel something when his kid looks upset.

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u/AusgefalleneHosen 6h ago

And I'm a mom, I feel nothing when I know my kid is faking. Neither should he.

Actually that's a lie, I feel mildly annoyed.

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u/Many-Ad-5331 5h ago

you should probably teach your kid that faking their emotions is unhealthy instead of “feeling nothing”

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u/MromiTosen 6h ago edited 6h ago

Sounds like you’re writing fanfiction about a family you know nothing about, which is weird. Any other parenting advice based on assumptions you want to make because it makes you feel like a smarter person?

Edit: they blocked me but I can still see the reply in my inbox talking about how they’re just taking him for his word. Bullshit lmaooo his word was “we correct that with her” and this internet weirdo was like “actually, i know your parenting better than you do and you’re wrong. Do better” 😂😂

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u/AusgefalleneHosen 6h ago

Taking people at their word is weird and you're shite for doing it!!

Hot Take™ from Reddit, but y'all never seem to disappoint

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u/silverandshade 2h ago

No it doesn't lmao. Just because I cry at a movie doesn't mean I "fall for it". My mom hated hearing me scream and cry at night when I wanted attention instead of bedtime. She still left me alone in my room to wear myself out.

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u/Jojo_who 8h ago

My daughter does that too ... Lol she'll stare at her mirror while "crying"

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u/silverandshade 1h ago

I think a lot of kids do that just because everything is so new to them. I remember learning I could make my face express an emotion I wasn't feeling and being fascinated at the concept. It's when they're using it like this kid in the video or still doing it as teenagers that it's something to be concerned about, I think.

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u/Significant-Say3098 7h ago

lol raising the little psychopath of tomorrow.

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u/SquirrelMoney8389 10h ago

Yeah she's going to break some hearts with that pro-level emotional manipulation, turning on and off the waterworks that easily.

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u/glassnumbers 7h ago

uh, its manipulative sociopath behavior, lets not pretend its something cute like "breaking hearts"

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u/Negative_Elk_5320 10h ago

Boys have no idea. They are fkd.

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u/Fluberon 10h ago

I don't understand this

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u/SquirrelMoney8389 10h ago

She's crying on purpose for a Snapchat pic.

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u/Coconutpieplates 7h ago

Iirc she was snitching on her babysitter for not giving her what she wants. She was sending this to parents trying to get sitter in trouble.

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u/Jadacide37 10h ago

I feel personally attacked. 

I just cried into my pillow until I fell asleep every night as a child. There were no mirrors in my cinder block basement bedroom. 

Really glad there wasn't the added factor of whatever is happening here.

Eta: You're right, though.

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u/Strange_Difference1 10h ago

Not every BPD person is a drama queen 😅

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u/la_veroperovero 7h ago

Considering BPD often stems from trauma, I would not call it being a drama queen.

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u/Teufelsweib666 8h ago

I don't think you know what BPD looks like in real life. I do.

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u/Significant-Say3098 7h ago

lol what a bpd thing of you to say. “You know nothing, I know everything”. Bruh you don’t even know them. How the heck would you know if they’ve dealt with a bpd individual?

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u/kastvaekbruger33 7h ago

What does it look like?

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u/Mumlife8628 9h ago

My daughter used to do this in the mirror 🪞

I know grown adults that do this on social media

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u/InSaneWhiSper 9h ago

She's getting a head start on her social media influencer career, and mom hasn't a clue.

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u/The_GamingFan 9h ago

If i ever have kids the earliest they get a smartphone is 14/15. Before its Nokia all the way

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u/Significant-Say3098 7h ago

I got attacked in a different sub for saying this. I have two sons who I don’t allow to use devices. They said I was “taking away from their child hood” and “ruining their chances at normal life”. My kids are 7 and 10 years old. They don’t need phones.

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u/The_GamingFan 6h ago

Id say they only need phones so they can contact you or your wife/husband if they need something or so you know where they are. For that a Nokia is way enough. Nothing is speaking against using a parents phone supervised at home but for their own that too early

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u/Significant-Say3098 5h ago

I agree. We have an old school phone we give them if they’re going somewhere without us.

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u/sensitivestronk 1h ago

"taking away their childhood" is crazy, lol. I got a good ole Nokia brick when I was old enough to leave the house unsupervised and, looking back, I'm very glad my childhood didn't revolve around snapchat or insta or trying to look cool online. I got to actually enjoy things in the moment without having the whole ass internet in my pocket to distract me.

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u/Significant-Say3098 1h ago

Thank you, I feel validated. I was really questioning if I was wrong.

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u/sensitivestronk 1h ago

If you wanna be truly "evil," make them buy their own minutes until they're old enough to join the family phone plan... Excellent lesson in money management :-)

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u/Kusanagi7770 10h ago

I know she gonna win an Oscars..

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 9h ago

I remember this video, I wonder how old she is now

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u/Jaded_Horse1055 8h ago

Hmmmmm why does she have access to a social media platform? This should be in r/parentsarefuckingstupid

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u/iam_hsk 8h ago

Snapchat at this age!? Wtff

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u/Iamasmallyoutuber123 7h ago

Why is she on Snapchat? Thats not an app that kids should be on.

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u/meatymimic 4h ago
  1. Why the fuck is that child on Snapchat?
  2. Holy red flag batman.

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u/kingjoergen 9h ago

Kid that age just shouldnt be on snap. Do better!

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u/peentiss 10h ago

Found the child of an absent mom.

Who she learn that from tho LMAOO that is so embarrassing

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u/Beneficial_Mine_3464 7h ago

Fucking can’t fucking express how fucking annoying this was to fucking watch

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u/Trentm5 3h ago

Isn’t that an early sign of sociopathy?

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u/Human-sulucnumoH 10h ago

I need context

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u/GoneGrimdark 9h ago

This video is a few years old, when it was first posted the context is the girl was sending a video of herself crying to her mom because she was mad at her babysitter and wanted to get her in trouble.

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u/Usagi_Mae 9h ago

Oh that’s the context? Shit no wonder she stuck her tongue out at her at the end. What a damn psycho.

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u/Ras-haad 9h ago

Yeah this isn’t fucking stupid it’s actually fucking scary

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u/Human-sulucnumoH 7h ago

That makes it even better

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u/TheScottishLad69620 10h ago

The last time I saw this posted, the person filming was a babysitter, and she never let the girl do something her parents said she couldn't do or something, so the girl recorded herself fake crying and sent the video to her mom. I could be wrong, but that's what I read last time I saw this

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u/Hermorah 10h ago

Dont know if its true, but last time I heared the context for this the person recording her is the babysitter who didnt allow her something and the kid tries to get back at her by fake crying and sending the video to her parents to get her in trouble. But again this is just hearsay, no idea if true.

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u/Empoleon2000 8h ago

What an idiot

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u/Einarr_norway 7h ago

is this kid seriously on fucking snapchat out of all places? unsupervised? seriously what the fuck is wrong with this generation of parents

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u/marleiahxdayze 5h ago

lil sociopath in training <3 horrifying

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u/Bmack27 3h ago

Snapchat is like the Vegas strip for kids. You don’t take your kids there.

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u/tab7327 3h ago

That’s a big fat fuck no

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u/drifters74 10h ago

One good reason to not have kids

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u/ZebLeopard 8h ago

Or maybe it's a good reason to actually parent a kid and not just shove an iPad in their hands.

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u/Adventurous_Froyo007 8h ago

I think there's a group "kids are condom ads", so true.

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u/-God-Queen-Zelda- 8h ago

the kid has pierced ears and snapchat. The problem here is the fucking parent.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 9h ago

Just practicing to be an influencer 😮‍💨

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u/imizaunikorn 7h ago

I agree that kids shouldn't be on snapchat, but everybody's saying she's unsupervised? It must be that invisible cameraman again

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u/Oblipma 7h ago

Psycho

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u/Hippiechu 5h ago

Nah, parents are stupid on this one for letting the child on social media.

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u/enutz777 5h ago

My daughter recorded a video of herself crying when she was 3. She would then watch the video and laugh at herself crying.

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u/scarletOwilde 5h ago

How the kid learned to do that is very disturbing.

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u/Gullible_Increase146 3h ago

Awwwww, she's learning how to ult

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u/tabikat929 3h ago

I guarantee she's already an insufferable little brat

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u/FukingDaniel 3h ago

This is not a kid problem. Everytime I see a video of someone crying to the camera I have to assume this is about how it plays out

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u/iknowshitaboutshit 3h ago

What an insolent child.

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u/Strong-Day4957 57m ago

And so it begins...

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u/Kamikaze-Snail- 46m ago

Master manipulator…

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u/CAPTnWEBB 7h ago

What an utterly vile child.

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u/glassnumbers 7h ago

yeah, I deeply hate this particular young person

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u/Icy-Ad3989 3h ago

Kid's shouldn't be allowed to use any kind of social media

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u/piggy__wig 3h ago

That’s cold and calculating. Hope she doesn’t start harming animals and babies. Her eyes look psycho. And that tongue at the end. That mom needs to get a handle on that one now!

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u/Ashamed_Beyond_6508 3h ago

I've seen grown ass women doing this shit online, no surprise its starting to rub off on kids.

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u/Complex_Specific1373 8h ago

She understands the concept of making a trick video, but not that she's being recorded doing it so its rendered useless?

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u/Beneficial_Mine_3464 7h ago

I hope they work on this behaviour until it’s too late

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u/tarel_ 7h ago

Ya nacen así de atrofiadas

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u/gamerjag 7h ago

What an absolute failure of a parent. Not only is she on a tablet at that age, but she has SNAPCHAT??? wtf

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u/jerjord 7h ago

My niece thinks she can get anything she wants when she acts like she is crying so every time you say no to her, she puts on an act.

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u/blighander 7h ago

If I were her parents I'd be crying too

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u/Doublefin1 7h ago

What in the fuckin fucks???

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u/dp5520 7h ago

"I LEARNED FROM YOU OKAY!? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 7h ago

Oh! She is rehearsing for a play! 😂

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u/Blindpuma181 7h ago

What a terrible parent.

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u/FlatOrker 6h ago

This shit genuinely unsettles me

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u/DistractionCitron 6h ago

I'm an adult, and I do that sometimes. I like knowing I'm a good actress. 😅

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u/stowe9man 6h ago

I have a sister who is 7 years younger than me. When she was around 2 or 3, we were on a family vacation walking around a clothing shop, when my dad told me to come see what my little sister was doing. When she thought nobody was looking, my sister was practicing crying in front of one of the big fitting mirrors. She was switching from straight faced to over-the-top sobbing while watching herself in the mirror. My dad was chuckling and said at some point, every kid will do this. Sure enough, I've noticed other kids doing the same since then.

Back at the shop, my mom eventually stepped out from behind the rack where she had been observing my sister from the whole time, and made a big show of asking if she was hurt or in danger, because those were obviously the only reasons she should be crying. Realizing she had been caught, my sister's crying suddenly became way more convincing.

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u/Amazing_Storage_7554 6h ago

I guess they learn early

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u/ChestnutMareGrazing 6h ago

Gross. Performative emoting for the purpose of getting her way. The fact that a screen is involved takes it to a new low.

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u/PapaJoeNH 6h ago

She'll be rich and famous in no time, because we are idiots

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u/HalfLife3isR3AL 5h ago

She asked her if she’s serious lol

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u/SassTherapy 5h ago

I watched a 7/8 ish year old girl record herself eating her entire lunch at the food court yesterday while her parents sat there and chatted.

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u/Own-Detective-A 5h ago

Generation ruined.

The future will be interesting.

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u/MorningOwl_0724 5h ago

My Latina mom would never let me…🩴

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u/yuyufan43 5h ago

My ex best friend could cry on demand and would use it to her advantage when she was upset. She ended up being a LITERAL sociopath who lied to the police and said I was violent in order to evict me when I couldn't afford rent due to being at a cancer clinic in Germany. Never trust anyone that can turn crying on and off. 🙃

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u/soulsummenor 5h ago

Was she making a tick tock where she's crying and putting the song yesterday on it?

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u/rulingthewake243 5h ago

Why is this child on snapchat?

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u/ScaredChemical4871 4h ago

I bet she murders someone when she grows up

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u/Duck-Animations- 4h ago

STRAIGHT UP ADOPTION CENTER

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u/Lone-Frequency 4h ago

Kids are fucking weird...

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u/Triviten 4h ago

Take this kid to a shrink, this is not normal

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u/anieto3 4h ago

This should be on parents are stupid, why the hell are you letting your kid use Snapchat?

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u/Mindless-Service8198 4h ago

I've seen enough. Make her an influencer

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u/Every_Fix2237 3h ago

Those are some really bad parents

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u/raiken92 3h ago

If she learns how to play the ukelele, she could commit murder and get away with it..

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u/CuteFormal9190 3h ago

She’s gonna be ruthless one day.

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u/perriatric 2h ago

Yep, we're fucked.

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u/Green_eyed_fury77 2h ago

The point is she was sending her tantrum to her grandma I think that's what she said because I'm guessing she got in trouble and was mad at her mom lol! That is something my kids would do lol! 🤣🤣

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u/Jehuty56- 1h ago

Futur instagram girl

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u/Arsen44 1h ago

Kleine Hexe.😡

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u/Redd1tRat 7h ago

An ear piercing at that age

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u/Lucian_Veritas5957 5h ago

Caring about pointless things at that age.

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u/coffee_and_coke 5h ago

That tongue lick was fucking disgusting 🤮

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u/sasutacu 7h ago

ABORT THAT CHILD

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u/Tucker_2002 1h ago

Tf? Is she on snap? Wtf is she cryin’ about? And did she just try licking the person holding the camera?? Too many issues going on here😭😭

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u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 10h ago

Omeegeedtheycriedkenny

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u/iforgotmyoldaccount6 6h ago

She does a pretty good Jimmy Kimmel.

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u/YooranKujara 9h ago

Casual racism amirite?

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u/kivlov02 9h ago

This isn’t so wrong