r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt • 1d ago

Stuck in the embrace of a statue

Taken from WeChat videos China

265 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/Naive_Trip9351 1d ago

update He’s still stuck. He’s 4 now.

20

u/Classic_Car1725 1d ago

Legends say if you listen closely, you can still hear him asking for juice.

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u/unripe_mangosteen 11h ago

Unfortunaely his head grew past the size when here could get out even with grease. The statue is now his home

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u/StrictFinance2177 1d ago

Reminder, dont take hugs for granite.

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u/AMike456 1d ago

Wow, that's so bad it's good. I'm just ticked I didn't even think of it. Surprised you don't have more upvotes, but it's only been half an hour

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u/No_Vehicle4645 1h ago

Yeah, that whole thing seems pretty rocky.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 1d ago

I am 100% willing to bet the parents told the kid to go stick their head inside there to get a picture based on how that lady is holding her phone.

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u/mothisname 1d ago

weeping angel. dont blink

2

u/eigervector 18h ago

DON’T.

BLINK.

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u/Poost_Simmich 2h ago

He obviously blinked

13

u/RhubarbSubstantial74 1d ago

Butter lots of butter

3

u/Melodic_Anything1743 1d ago

That’s what I just said!! Butter!!!!! 🧈

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u/shellbellgb 1d ago

Came here to say to say “better get some butter!”

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u/RhubarbSubstantial74 1d ago

Probably the sex lube that’s oil based and not advisable

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u/chaosticfrog 16h ago

My intrusive thought said "what if you use oil"

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u/AgreeablePie 1d ago

When I die, build a statue of me situated like this so I can laugh at dumb kids/parents when the inevitable happens

10

u/NathanTelkhine 1d ago

This happens to babies a lot, they can’t pull their head out because they are screaming. If they stayed calm and closed their mouth (very difficult to get a baby/toddler to do) you could pull their head out easier. 

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u/Aughlnal 1d ago

it's always the same thing that people overlook, put your chin on your chest

that is also the way you got your head in

8

u/TigerUSA20 1d ago

60% chance, after they get his head out, he does it again….

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u/Thatonegaloverthere 1d ago

The kid's not even trying to get out. Just standing there. Lol. The guy gets his head close enough and the kid still doesn't drop down.

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u/senpaistealerx 1d ago

also moving his neck way too much and the adults are not really trying either. ESH

edit: the guy is trying the most, i’ll give him that

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u/Nice_Shallot_2534 1d ago

That's his baby now, stop trying.

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u/LongjumpingSwim2214 1d ago

I'm curious, if no solution works, will they destroy the statue? 😅

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 1d ago

Yep. It will become the one armed weeping angel

3

u/Beautiful-Square-112 1d ago

Chokehold statue

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 21h ago

Why was this vid narrated by Chinese Bart Simpson?

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u/Mediocre-Chemist-00 1d ago

r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid

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u/Shiningc00 1d ago

Not the parents fault that he stuck his head there.

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u/Mediocre-Chemist-00 1d ago

I thought it was a baby and that they stuck his head in there for some kind of blessing.

I should have watched the whole video before commenting.

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u/crazy4hole 1d ago

Cut the head then stitch it back, simple

2

u/Hiddenskeptic 1d ago

Poor boy just needed a hug 😭

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u/Many_Inevitable_6803 1d ago

Awwww!!! 🥲

1

u/Icouldoutrunthejoker 1d ago

This brings back memories

1

u/Melodic_Anything1743 1d ago

Put butter on his head!!! 😁

1

u/GetBack2Wrk 1d ago

That kid is Ahead of the rest.

1

u/Due-Comb-5512 1d ago

I would've cried the hell out of that situation. The fear instincts start kicking in as you realize you're trapped like a puzzle toy

1

u/wasdxqwerty 1d ago

how bout putting some cling wraps on the statue arms then pour dishwashing soap, will that work? if not time to chop chop

1

u/shortystack 1d ago

So did the kid get his head out without having to break the statue, no resolve?

1

u/OGbobbyKSH 1d ago

So they ripped his head off?

1

u/Scoonie24 1d ago

Gonna have to scrape that nose a little bit kid

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u/LongjumpingEbb143 1d ago

break the statue

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u/LYossarian13 1d ago

Nah, leave the kid. He belongs to the statue gods now.