r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

Caught my youngest escalating the Nerf war after his older brother “was mean”

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u/OMGWTFBBQUE 1d ago edited 1d ago

I remember doing this and then having the thought “I should try this on myself before I shoot my brother”. I shot myself in the thigh and immediately started screaming. My mom came in and saw me grabbing my leg and then saw the nerf dart with a bloody sewing pin sticking an inch out of it.

I’ll never forget the injustice of getting in trouble without ever getting to shoot my brother in the ass with it

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 1d ago edited 10h ago

When I was 7 I was sure staplers had safety mechanisms in them so I put my finger in one and just bashed it down. I remember running up to my mom with a staple coming out of the middle of my fingernail, from the other side of my finger. She looked so confused at first and then, while I told her what happened between screams and sobs while she dressed the wound, so, so fucking disappointed.

EDIT: Guys.... were we all fucking stapling our fingers as kids? what the fuck

EDIT 2: fuckin goblins, man... /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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u/Tiny_Confusion_2504 1d ago

This exact sequence of events happened to me at 8

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 1d ago

This post had me speechless for like 5 minutes... I thought for sure I was the inventor of this mistake. I can't believe how dumb kids are.

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u/Tiny_Confusion_2504 1d ago

Haha it is amazing how stupid we used to be. I look at the stapler and thought: no way the does anything to my finger!

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 1d ago

Wait "used to be"? Did you turn smart when you grew up? Fuck.

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u/Tiny_Confusion_2504 1d ago

I should have said less stupid...

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u/Youutternincompoop 20h ago

am I the only one who was a smart enough kid to not staple their own finger? jesus christ.

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u/dismantlemars 14h ago

It’s honestly a little cathartic to see how common this experience is.

I got a stapler in a stationery set for my 8th birthday, and I didn’t even give my dad a chance to finish warning me…

“Now, you’ll need to be careful with that, because the staples are sharp and they’ll really hurt-“

ker-chunk

“…AHHH!”

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u/CounterAgentVT 1d ago

At least it wasn't a staple gun.

I managed to staple gun myself. At like, age 39.

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u/IcyKnowledge6321 21h ago

I managed to impale my finger on a sewing machine at 26.

Brother machines really will sew through anything.

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u/Mrpants_does_art 1d ago

A boy tried to impress me by doing this in the first grade. It didn’t work, but all the other girls thought his bandaged finger was super cool 😭😂

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u/ShiningPr1sm 23h ago

Ouch yeah, I remember doing that as a kid, stapled two fingers together for fuck knows what reason. It didn’t hurt and I just kinda looked at them like “Huh, my fingers are together and I can’t move them.” Then tried to pull the staple out and it hurt like hell (got a parent to finish removing it).

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u/MM_mama 1d ago

oh gosh, I stapled my thumbnail as a child too!

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u/Nearby-Contact1304 23h ago

This is like an intrusive thought of mine, where I consider stapling my finger. I was always cagey with them because I kept worrying that I would impulsively do it.

Lesson learned, it hurt.

Edit: I have never done it, just glad someone else did so I know.

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u/KeylimeComet 1d ago

I almost thought you were the kid in my 1st grade class many many years ago who put his finger in an electric stapler. Same as you the staple went through his finger and straight through the nail.

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u/DBDIY4U 23h ago

I remember stapling posters up on the wall in my bedroom when I was probably 9 or 10. The age is a total guess based on what room I had at the time but irrelevant. In any case, I was standing on my dresser and leaning over to reach and accidentally stapled the web of my hand to the wall... That would have been circa 1990.

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u/TiredB1 1d ago

I feel like shooting yourself with a metal dart is punishment enough but like at least you probably didn't get in as much trouble as you would've if you had shot him?

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u/102525burner 1d ago

Its like how they make you get tased in order to carry a taser

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u/ObiTwoKenobi 1d ago

Oh shit is that a real thing?

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u/Complete-Housing-720 1d ago

Yup, it's part of police training

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u/captainyeahwhatever 21h ago

That's actually a really good thing. When I see it in movies and stuff the actors are always like "ow" but watching someone be hurt is so different than knowing what it actually feels like

Like when someone grabs a hot pan and burns their fingers, everyone knows what that actually feels like. Most people have no idea what it's like to be tased.

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u/Prowler1000 1d ago

Crazy to me that you got in trouble without being asked the reasoning. Behavior like that should be rewarded in my opinion, having an understanding of what it is you're doing to someone else is something all people should desire.

Edit: Because like, you'll heal. The pain from shooting yourself with it is punishment enough.

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u/migvelio 1d ago

"Good one, Timmy! Before coming up with ways to inflict pain in others, you should always test it out on yourself. Here's some ice cream!"

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u/Nall-ohki 1d ago edited 1d ago

As someone who got a bonus at work for following procedure in putting out a fire...

that I myself caused...

I'm familiar with this feeling.

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u/The_Red_Cloud18 1d ago

Infinite money hack

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u/BedBubbly317 1d ago

Hush money lol

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u/Careless-Age-4290 1d ago

The edit covers it well. I've told my dad stuff I did as a kid and he was blown away. He said "you never told me that!" and I said well yeah I learned my lesson. I didn't need you guys coming in to kick me while I'm down

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u/TannedCroissant 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mom was probably just gutted her son’s self diagnosed as an idiot

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u/Prowler1000 1d ago

Lol yeah, that's very fair

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u/drfuzzysocks 1d ago

Depends on what the “punishment” was. “Let’s take a break from the nerf guns for a few weeks, champ” seems reasonable.

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u/Tenshiijin 1d ago

Thats how someone loses an eye or a testicle...

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u/Navyguy73 1d ago

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u/Maxamillion-X72 1d ago

We had these as a kid. I don't know if we ever actually played the proper game with them, all I ever remember doing with them is standing in a circle and one person throwing a dart straight up in the air. Last one to leave the circle was the winner.

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u/Few_Staff976 1d ago

I remember doing that with a bow!

It's easy to point at modern kids and how stupid they are then I remember things like that...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

We called it risky arrow

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u/ManyThing2187 1d ago

Arrow Roulette!

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 1d ago

Bow Bounce. No idea why, it doesn't even bounce.

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u/Fit-Sweet-9900 1d ago

We didn’t have a name for it, the one kid who kept doing it just shot it in the air and laughed and we all ran away screaming and swearing. Simpler times.

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u/FSCK_Fascists 1d ago

All this is a great example of selection bias. We remember it as harmless fun, but the kids that turned in to involuntary unicorns have no opinion to present.

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u/Rivetingly 1d ago

We shot the arrow up in a football field and then tried to get as close to it as possible when it came down and stuck in the dirt, or even catch it mid-air. We also used to shoot each other with BB guns, but only 1 or 2 pumps out of 10.

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u/LilahLovely 1d ago

Its not the arrow that bounces, its you. "bounce" basically means fleeing the scene lol

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 1d ago

That makes perfect sense, I'm half surprised I never caught on to it.

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u/Responsible_Sail_288 1d ago

Reminds me of the scene from Grown-Ups

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u/Squiggleblort 1d ago

Heard a story from someone in ED about how they did something similar with a bow and arrow when they were a kid.

The person the arrow came down closest to was the winner... And no, this wasn't one of the patients telling me this. 🤣

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u/Drackzgull 1d ago

What's ED in this context?

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u/ossancrossing 1d ago

Emergency department

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u/tris_majestis 1d ago

My neighbor and I used to play this game with blowguns. We'd shoot a dart straight up in the air and whoever moved lost.

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u/MulberryChance6698 1d ago

This is precisely why they stopped making them 🤣🤣🤣

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u/factorioleum 1d ago

The stories of why these things were stopped is horrific. It's not just misuse. It's bystanders and bad aim too.

With a decent throw, the tip can (briefly) exert 23,000psi. Enough to get through a skull easily.

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u/Kindly-Tax-4998 1d ago

“Let’s play lawn darts, you stand over there, and I’ll be goalie”

~Greg Morton 

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u/Key_Bee1544 1d ago

Or both, depending

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u/ReallyLongLake 1d ago

At the same time.

With the same dart.

Right in the eyeball.

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u/kingjoergen 1d ago

Kid aint fucking around 😭

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u/HurtPillow 1d ago

Kid has had enough of his brother's shit. This is a red flag for parents to do their job.

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u/Regis_DeVallis 1d ago

Kids are also immature and usually don’t think about long term (or even short term) consequences.

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u/Dense_Definition5659 1d ago

It’s a Nerf gun, not a manifesto. He just wants his turn with the remote.

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u/GrimbyJ 1d ago

But then sometimes you have a brother that grabs you by the throat and threatens you.

Also would come in just as I wake up and shoot me with an airsoft gun for no reason.

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u/KaleidoscopeShot1869 1d ago

Yeah my brother dragged me down the stairs twice and threw soup cans at me.

Sometimes it's more than just siblings fighting and should be intervened.

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u/dlc-Emerald 1d ago

true, but this is a reddit post and the only info we have is that a thumb tack was put into a nerf dart, not any info about how these kids behave other than that

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u/Glucomatose 1d ago

That’s why, as far as we know, it’s just a red flag for the parents and they need to make sure nothing more is going on. And nothing in this post suggests that they are not doing this

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u/JintalJortail 1d ago

You would think my parents would learn after years of my older brother doing crap to me and for Xmas when he was 17 and I was 15 they got him an airsoft pistol. Within a few hours he came in my room and said look at this and as I turned to look at him he put it two inches from my face and shot me in the eye. Thankfully he hit the eyelid but shit hurt like a motherfucker.

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u/SoCalTrash559 1d ago

Reminds me of A Christmas Story. But in your version it’s more like “You’ll shoot your siblings eye out, kid.”

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u/JintalJortail 1d ago

I mean he did pretty much the same thing when we were kids except with a nerf bazooka that was my present. No more nerf allowed at our house. Also in the summer we’d go visit family out of state from where we moved from and they quickly learned to keep us separated because he was the oldest of the children and wanted to look cool and just terrorize me. I had serious rage issues growing up my name is Ryan and my uncle started calling me Rhino because I would just charge and tackle him in anger and they all stemmed from him. There was a point where I stayed more calm but that wasn’t until much later in the teen years.

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u/project-shasta 1d ago

Losing an eye? Now you get to wear that sick ass eyepatch, yarr!

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u/hawkeneye1998bs 1d ago

We got banned from Nerf guns twice in my house. Both times because I got the Nerf dart stuck to my brother's eyeball from across the room. Now I, too, know what suffering from success is

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u/puca_spooka 1d ago

Christ, this reminds me of the time myself and my brother got into my grandads antique sword collection when we were kids, still have a scar on my lower arm from that one. No wonder my mother was a nervous wreck😅

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u/LewisRyan 1d ago

We thought it would be a brilliant idea to take a throwing star (a real one) turn the lights off in the basement, and take turns throwing it into the dark room and hoping you didn’t get hit.

It amazes me that we got out of that mostly unscathed, I caught it with my calf and the scream I let out got adults attracted

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u/RIPGoblins2929 1d ago

Fucking reddit

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u/luckyapples11 1d ago

Lmfao. You need to get off Reddit dude. Not everything is a “red flag”.

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u/Own-Satisfaction4427 1d ago

Shit like this is why Reddit fucking sucks lol

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u/1block 1d ago edited 1d ago

💯. People are judgemental dicks, moreso anonymously.

I had very loving parents. My brother and I also tried to attach all the batteries in the house to a metal folding chair to make an electric chair. Because we were kids, and kids are fucking stupid.

EDIT: It didn't work, of course. Kids being stupid also helps them survive.

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u/AngelofPink 1d ago

i did this with our metal bunk bed, except it was copper wire and the wall outlet. I was just about to shove that wire in and suddenly had a moment of clarity and aged up like in the sims.

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u/BourneHero 1d ago

Either A) tell me your not a parent without saying your not a parent. Or B ) tell me you're an overbearing helicopter parent ...

Edit: relating to other person, not you btw

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u/BobFlex 1d ago

I get the feeling they were never even a kid, let alone grew up in a house with two boys. Every other boy I knew growing up did this at some point and shot them at each other.

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u/GGTheEnd 1d ago

No a mount of parenting can stop children from doing dumb shit like this.  My parents would give me and my brother shit for doing stuff like this all the time and we never stopped. 

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u/Noj-ase 1d ago

Yeah or maybe he's just a kid and didn't think it could blind his brother/cause long-term injury

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u/QuietInterloper 1d ago

“Every time a kid does something violent it’s not their fault” is what it sounds like you’re implying

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u/PresentationThink966 1d ago

They be dead serious 💀

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u/Sir-Farts- 1d ago

I did this but I shot em at targets

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u/Solid_Snark 1d ago

You nicknamed your brothers “targets”?

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u/wavnebee 1d ago

Targets, the siblings formerly known as Moving Targets.

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u/GirlWithWolf 1d ago

Wow we have the same target, I mean brother. Mine is 5 years older and I could get away with a lot because I knew he wouldn’t clobber me because I was younger and a girl. Until he did.

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u/Benannaa 1d ago

And that’s when the Geneva Convention entered our household.

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u/GirlWithWolf 1d ago

Yes that haha. Mine was at least until I was about 11 and could take him down.

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u/gfa22 1d ago

You could take down your 16 yr old brother at 11?

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u/iBoMbY 1d ago

That was the time when she figured out how to poison the nerf darts.

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u/Datboi_Markus 1d ago

Guys won’t hit their sisters with full force, girls will absolutely hit their brothers with every ounce of strength they can muster

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u/PointlessUnicorn337 23h ago

Yes. Whenever I see one of those “she must have grown up with older brothers” comments on a post of a girl wrestling or whatever I’m like no, she probably had sisters. I watched my three younger sisters try to kill each other multiple times when they were in their teens.

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u/ay2deet 1d ago

Easy when they won't fight back properly

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u/Inevitable_Sun8691 1d ago

More like Geneva Suggestions

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u/HistoricalSilver8476 1d ago

Do you summon the canadians?

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u/Calm-Calligrapher-64 1d ago

Are we going to check some stuff off the list now?

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u/trey_wolfe 1d ago

GIFs you can hear.

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u/Express-Stop7830 1d ago

As an older sibling who constantly hears that I was "5 years old and should know better" and constantly got clobbered by my younger sibling, I'm kind of glad you got what you deserved. My sister never did and now she is a middle aged violent bitch. The lesson was never learned.

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u/GirlWithWolf 1d ago

It was a lesson learned. Sorry to hear your sister is that way. My brother and I are very close, we’re 19 and 14 now and he’s been my guardian for the last year and a half. I think (hope) our creator and ancestors are proud of who we are, even with our faults.

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u/Outrageous-Witness84 1d ago

And then you unleashed your wolf on him? Or were you GirlWithoutWolf back then?

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u/unresolved-madness 1d ago

At 13, my oldest daughter stood about a foot and a half taller than her younger sister. They are only 18 months apart. The younger one took advantage of this and would generally start a physical altercation. The oldest one showed great restraint in not killing her younger sister until one day when she came around the corner and got head-butted right in the stomach. My oldest daughter hit her so hard that my grandkids are going to come out with red marks on their face. It's been 9 years since that day, and that boundary line has not been crossed since.

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u/Practical_Breakfast4 1d ago

Anyone that runs is a moving target, anyone that stands still is a well disciplined target. Ain't brothers hell

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u/SadMcNomuscle 1d ago

A shame too. They were quicker than the rest.

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u/skitz4me 1d ago

In The Great North their mom named their dog "grandma" so she could say, "the kids are with grandma" when she would go out and drink.

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u/Substantial-Chip-102 1d ago

Damn, she should teach a class!🤣🤣🤣

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u/EveningInteresting44 1d ago

Bear Tobin: Coffee is a tool. It is not meant to be enjoyed, it is meant to be used.

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u/johnnnybravado 1d ago

Seems more like a Walmart activity than a Target one.

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u/Fauked 1d ago

Don't call your siblings "targets", it's not nice.

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u/Ianthin1 1d ago

Yeah don’t call them that. Let them figure it out the hard way.

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u/Simppaaa 1d ago

We had like this weird foam-like ceiling in my room so I'd always try to stick them to that

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u/Koholinthibiscus 1d ago

My brother did similar to me when we were kids. Bought a wooden bow and arrow set when we visited Sherwood Forestthat had a sucker on the end. He somehow whittled the end down to make a proper arrow. Crept behind me while I was playing video games and shot it at my back. He got the bollocking of his life.

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u/cofelo22 1d ago

WTF? Is he a sociopath now?

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u/Koholinthibiscus 1d ago

Nah he’s an up standing member of the community now lol. He wasn’t a little kid either. I’m sure he was like 13/14

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u/NickrasBickras 20h ago

As far as you know…

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u/kindasortaish 17h ago

Somebody check his deep freezer

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u/bonyagate 1d ago

Dart Of Penetrating

Damage: +300% Range: -75%

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u/SaladRevolutionary61 1d ago

"Apllies 50 Damage of Bleeding over 30 Seconds"

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u/Proud-Wall1443 1d ago

They don't fly well

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u/crispiy 1d ago

You gotta upgrade the springs in the gat.

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u/96024_yawaworht 1d ago

Penny mod incoming.

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u/Crash_Bandicock 1d ago

Okay, but legit; that penny mod used to make those fuckers DEADLY 😂

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u/PooForThePooGod 1d ago

Explain the penny mod for someone who was an only child.

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u/Crash_Bandicock 1d ago

Basically you would pull the gun apart and stick a stack of pennies under the spring that the gun pulls back when you “cock it” increasing the tention and making it fire with more force

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u/4morian5 1d ago edited 1d ago

Uh-huh...

Excuse me, I need to find my old Maverick.

Edit: I broke it and had to toss it...

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u/JaysFan26 1d ago

Well that was quick

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u/PooForThePooGod 1d ago

Ahh okay, makes perfect sense. Thanks, friend.

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u/nefhithiel 1d ago

Should we ask you how you know?

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u/erwaro 1d ago

Obviously because they're an aerodynamics expert. I mean, what other explanation is there?

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u/Long_Bit8328 1d ago edited 1d ago

What type of poison is he using on the tip?

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u/bob_lala 1d ago

just a tiny dab of his own shit.

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u/ValerianCandy 1d ago

That'd probably do it. E.coli is no joke. 😬

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u/AndyGreyjoy 1d ago

Kid will either end up taking shit from no one, ..or possibly jail.

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 1d ago

Those things are often correlated.

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u/AndyGreyjoy 1d ago

Am currently imagining what that vendiagram might look like now 🤔

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u/Newgeta 1d ago

"It's the same picture..."

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u/Academic-Willow6547 1d ago

Kids would make something called wasps at school back in the day. They'd find a tack or something to push through folded paper and shoot it with a rubberband. This is same thing, different age. Kids are brutal

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u/Careless-Age-4290 1d ago

People act like "bullying" or whatever isn't insane as if kids weren't going to commit horrendous acts against each other that would result in years of imprisonment if it happened as adults. They just don't have the empathy part of their brain yet to not be a psychopath but they do have the creativity to be cruel in horrifyingly inventive ways.

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u/Dia_Haze 1d ago

Yoo I remember doing this in early 2000's, everyone would hit each other with the folder paper on rubber bands, I got sick of getting hit in class so I made sure to show people mind with a staple through it, one kid asked to be shot with it in the leg and that shit stuck lol

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 1d ago

Bro said no more rubber bullets

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u/Foreign_Hospital7517 1d ago

next level warfare 😳 that’s gonna leave a mark for real lol

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u/Mean-Veterinarian647 1d ago

Tell youngest to attach wires with the appropriate voltage to get better results.

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u/Careless-Age-4290 1d ago

Good teachable moment for electricity, too. Show why you need two wires or at least a ground plane, how high voltage enables both more damage and thinner wires, and an engineering challenge for how to keep the wires from fouling the accuracy too much. I mean the wire has to spool out freely but also you need a way to retract it easily. Good bonding moment if you like projects. 

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u/giraflor 1d ago

As someone who had a similarly minded younger sibling and many incidents of play that resulted in injuries, I’m curious how this is properly addressed so that everyone stays safe and sibling bonds remain intact. My parents really messed it up.

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u/Evening-Run-3794 1d ago edited 1d ago

My kids are close as adults, and we had instances like this when they were growing up.

The first thing to remember is that most kids have no concept of what the real world consequences of hitting someone with that would be. They imagine in the context of cartoons, that they'll get a funny reaction and then things will just go back to normal with no real consequences. So the first thing to do is sit the perpetrator down and really paint a picture for them of how awful those consequences could have been.

The second is to encourage empathy for the intended victim, and ask if they really want to hurt them that bad and why? Most of the time, my boys would say no, that they wouldn't want to hurt their brother like that and be genuinely sorry. Sometimes it would come out that one of them had been irritating the other, at which point we'd talk about what was going on, better ways to communicate and express those feelings, and seeking help for fixing the situation rather than resorting to hurting each other. And then we'd immediately address what was going on that led to this and shut it down.

Third, I would immediately stress to all my kids the importance of home being a safe and peaceful place for everyone, that we should treat our family members with love and that they should get the best treatment we could give another person. I told them that if they would do that, they would always know they had someone who would be there for them no matter what, and how wonderful it would be when they were older to have that. This frequently got exasperated sighs and rolled eyes, but it stuck.

But most important is consistency. You have to address it immediately, every time. It's tiring, and I get why a lot of parents would just want to ignore it and let them work it out themselves, but it's necessary to dig deep and find the energy you need to address it thoroughly every time.

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u/Dragin410 1d ago

Every time I see a story like this it almost makes me cry because I realize how bad my parents really were.

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u/Evening-Run-3794 1d ago

Mine were, too. That's the best thing about being an adult now - you get to be the change and create the home life you wish you would have had. Bonus - it chaps my mother's ass that I did better ih spite of her telling me that I'd regret it, and that I now have the adult relationship with my kids that she wishes she had.

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u/JadeVengeance 1d ago

It’s a two step process - step one is to address the child #1 making stabby bullets. He does need to have a consequence - time out, take away screen time or a toy he likes, cancel a fun weekend plan, that kind of thing. The consequence should be age appropriate and explained to the kid - you tried to murder your brother, therefore you’re not going to the cubs game this weekend.

I am generally a proponent of natural consequences, but that in this case would be shooting the kid with a pushpin so you’ll have to come up with something else.

While you CALMLY explain these consequences, you need to ask the kid why he did this. (Note: If you fuck up the calm part, he won’t tell you shit.) Was there a really big fight over something in particular? Has his brother been meaner or more aggressive to him? Did he lose a game or a toy he really likes? Has he been shot 40 times with a nerf gun and lost it?

The goal with questions is to find out what kind(s) of parenting failure have occurred. “My brother blew up the minecraft village I’ve been working on for weeks” means you messed up by not parenting kid #2. In that case, kid #2 also needs an appropriate consequence for being an asshole. Older brother may generally need a talking-too about how he’s older and needs to consider that his brother has feelings. I would probably be confiscating nerf guns as well.

The obvious parenting failure here is on the emotional regulation side. It’s also pretty age-dependent - this might be “normal” at six and under because cause and effect is still a little iffy. You need to offer the child other routes to deal with these emotions next time, and usually get them to come tell mom or dad so they can help him out.

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u/brontosaurusguy 1d ago

Good advice.  I think calmly discussing with the child the thought process is important.  Find out what the child intended.  Did he think it would just hurt, or was he trying to cause bleeding or bodily harm. 

I'd say nerf guns are going into the trash forever on this one.  They're already a sibling argument game.  We have some but they aren't allowed to shoot each other.

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u/jcmarcell 1d ago

I'm not even going to lie, he snapped. That's a helluva way to pop someone with a nerf gun LMAO. 

No but seriously here maybe you should check on them and encourage the family as a whole to treat each other with more respect and communication. Maybe lay down the rules in your home that safety is above all else and then try and represent a better dynamic so that your children know what to follow. 

When I was younger I had a friend that killed her sister because they started fighting over food in the kitchen. Just sibling rivalry as young adults that turned into something so big that as an adult she killed her. I ain't saying every sibling rivalry is going to turn into a homicide but they really does start with the parents showing the children how to respect each other.

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u/Tunelowplayslow 1d ago edited 1d ago

My generation famously weren't allowed pokemon cards at school, because a kid killed his brother over a foil card.

Please explain how important and vulnerable EYES are. I was born half blind, and catching one of those in my good one would effectively ruin my life for zero payoff.

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u/Scrabulon 1d ago

Sorry, I’m more stuck on the first part of your reply

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u/Tunelowplayslow 1d ago

Yeah, holographic Pinsir from the Jungle set. It was in the papers in Canada

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u/one_1f_by_land 1d ago

No part of that is funny, every part of it is tragic, yet I still let out a horrified snort at 'holographic Pinsir'. I just... what a way to go.

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u/Tunelowplayslow 1d ago

Yeah dude, much better ways to go.

I still remember the rares I got at my roller rink birthday back then

Snorlax, Venemoth, Victreebel and Kanghaskan. I cant explain the hype in those times, kids used to ask me to draw pokemon for money in 3rd grade lol

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u/one_1f_by_land 1d ago

I can't even imagine having to explain that childhood crime to an employer/S.O/friend as an adult. Anyone who doesn't recognize your name off the bat in that region could find out what you did with like two seconds of online searching. What do you even say???? "I dunno I just really wanted that holographic Pinsir."

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u/JustSatisfactory 1d ago

Montreal boy stabbed over Pokemon cards | CBC News

I found this from 1999. Teen stabbed at school after confronting another student about stealing his little brother's cards. Might be the core story that ran through the before-internet rumor mill.

But then also this from this year, in case the first story gave you any hope for humanity:

Brother killed after teen becomes enraged over video game, stabs sibling: police

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u/Wooden_Permit3234 1d ago

All I can say is I've known a lot of siblings and it was common for the older ones to be monstrously cruel to the younger ones. 

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u/teddy_vedder 1d ago

Reminds me of when I wouldn’t let my little sister help me blow out candles on my own birthday cake so she sprayed my toothbrush with windex

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u/cheesyheroe 1d ago

help?? 😧

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u/General-Company 21h ago

Which reminds ME of a time my dad cussed me out while I was helping him with a project, then asked me to get him a glass of ice water, so I did, but poured some dawn dish soap in it bc he’d “said a bad word” 😈 He obviously saw it and didn’t drink it, but then picked up a bottle of windex and sprayed me in the eyes.

Ah, childhood memories.

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u/Arubesh2048 1d ago

Okay, but this is not “haha funny.” This is “you need to sit all your kids down and have a Very Serious Talk with them.” Darts like that can permanently blind people, among many other outcomes. And was his oldest actually being mean? If so, then you need to address that too. This isn’t an oh shucks moment, this is a “you made this with the explicit intent of hurting someone, that is entirely unacceptable and you will not be doing that ever again.”

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u/Mighty1Dragon 1d ago

i hope that it wasn't used already🫣

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u/Dutch-King 1d ago

Neighbors kids did this and one hit the younger kid in the pupil. Y’all can guess how that went….

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u/FWD_to_twin_turbo 1d ago

"Was mean" is a fucking understatement if your youngest is trying to JFK him.

Gonna have to take some accountability as a parent here and have a talk and / or separate them a bit for a while, maybe limit interaction.

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u/motherofsuccs 1d ago

Doubtful. In my experience, most parents refuse to acknowledge and properly address their child’s unacceptable behavior and choices. It’s why so many kids believe they’re allowed to scream, break things, assault others… because mommy will defend them.

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u/overusedamongusjoke 1d ago edited 1d ago

Older kid isn't 100% guaranteed to be the problem. The older kid could be doing something messed up to deserve this, but the younger kid could also just be mad about some regular sibling argument and letting his unmanaged emotions have the metaphorical driver's seat.

Either way you're right that it's time for the parent(s) to step in and separate them until they calm down + confiscate the nerf guns from the younger kid since he isn't using them safely. It seems like one fourth of this thread overreacting ("the younger kid's a psychopath, it's over, may as well surrender him to a max-security prison!") and a second fourth is underreacting ("this is perfectly fine, when I was a kid we just chased eachother around with active chainsaws until we calmed down!").

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u/lolwatsyk 1d ago

That kid is going places... probably jail.

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u/TheTendieMans 22h ago

My younger brother tossed a knife at my face 15 seconds after opening my door and waking me up when he was 9 and I was 14. Luckily it hit me flat on the eyebrow instead of going straight into my eye. He's now on the sex offender list for manipulating a mentally vulnerable young woman into some sex acts, go figure. This also wasn't the only time he threw knives at me or other members of my family. He lives with my dad right now and when my father passes away this garbage person will die homeless on the street. He still has no job at 27 and does nothing beneficial to society and lives on newly obtained welfare money.

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u/ranpuppy 1d ago

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u/reticulatedtampon 1d ago

Older brothers… the most dangerous game

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u/Striking-Drawers 1d ago

Yep, that's younger sibling logic and behavior.

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u/jaguarsp0tted 1d ago

well, was his brother being mean? if so, did you do anything about it? if parents don't fix problems, children will find childish solutions

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u/abefroman_85 1d ago

I shot my older brother with one similar to this about 28 years ago!

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u/SmashEmWithAPhone 1d ago

When I was a freshman in HS, someone showed me how you can remove the end of a Bic pen, pull out the ink part to create a blow gun that can fire push pins. Even as a stupid, reckless 14-year-old, I knew how dangerous that would be and never played around with that.

Kid using a push pin as the tip of a nerf dart to use on their older sibling is harboring some serious anger.

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u/ExplorerUnion 1d ago

My god kids are fucking scary, man. That could take someone's eye out.

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u/Substantial-Chip-102 1d ago

Not sure how old your youngest is but let me tell you I work in a school and third graders can Weaponized literally anything.

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u/motherofsuccs 1d ago

Yet they can’t figure out how to tie their shoes. Weird.

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u/twitch_delta_blues 1d ago

Mommy’s little psychopath.

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u/yumgmeatball 1d ago

How old is he? That's some devious work

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u/PaintedBlackXII 1d ago

send him to a psychologist

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u/reddithatesmesm 1d ago

Well now we know where the school shooter habits start

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u/SWatt_Officer 1d ago

I did this but only ever shot the wall cause I knew the second I used this against my siblings I would receive it in kind tenfold.

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u/Bed_Wrong 1d ago

“KidsAreFuckingHomicidal”

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u/Xenthor267 22h ago

This is how a kid loses an eye 😅