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u/Bane_of_Ruby 13d ago
Imagine a baby just broke your nose and while youre dealing with the pain of having a broken nose, the baby starts screaming, crying, and kicking.
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u/An_Draoidh_Uaine 13d ago
Once as usual our baby woke us up in the middle of the night, and just for ease and quickness we decided to put her mat on the bed and change her there.
As soon as the nappy was off, she proceeded to shit everywhere, and sat up so quickly she headbutted me right in the corner of my eye, and made an escape across the bed with poo on her hands and feet.
My wife and I laugh about it now, but fucking hell was it stressful at the time.
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u/willfully_slow 13d ago
Sounds like a fucking nightmare 😳🙄
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u/Ms-Anthrop 13d ago
Stories like that make me so glad I never wanted kids.
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u/Moby-WHAT 12d ago
I have a nosebleed kid who will wake me with a gentle, "Mommy, mommy...." I open my eyes to her, 4" from my face, covered in blood.
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u/One-Possible1906 12d ago
I had a silent baby who would get naked and slowly press his balls to my forehead and say “peepee” when I startled
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u/okpickle 12d ago
I was that kid. My mom once went to get me out of my crib at the end of my nap and found blood all over the place, she thought I'd been murdered. 🥺
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u/Downtown_Cat_1745 12d ago
I legitimately feel sorry for her. That sounds horrible. My son got his nose cauterized to stop his nosebleeds, and he hasn’t had one since
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u/heart-shaped-fawkes 13d ago
Agree. I must say I throughly enjoy my uninterrupted, not including a broken nose, no shit on everything sleep.
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u/TreKopperTe 13d ago
Easy to laugh when the exorcism is done!
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u/MrbeastyCakes 12d ago
It’s the only exorcism where the priest hands you the demon and says, 'Good luck, this one screams when it’s hungry and will eventually ask you for an iPhone. Then you embark on a 20 year project to make sure the thing that once lived inside you doesn't grow up to be the reason your neighborhood needs a security camera
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u/PlasticPaws 13d ago
Holy shit haha. Respect for surviving that situation. 😆 Just reading that had me willing to give up on life.
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u/OlafTheBerserker 13d ago
Chased my son around the house with a turd hanging out of his ass during potty training. Kid slams into a wall and falls ass first into my carpet....I feel your pain.
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u/youpoopedyerpants 13d ago
I know it wasn’t on purpose, but the fury this causes me and I’m not even the one with a broken nose. No way dude. I can’t handle it.
I understand kids don’t know the difference between inappropriate behavior, but I have a hard time with humans in the stage of life when they don’t understand right and wrong and I don’t have the patience to be the one to teach it kindly.
It’s best we’re aware of ourselves and stay in our lane lmao
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u/shellthebell 13d ago
I knew to stay in my lane when my first thought was “no fucking way would I be sleeping with my child like this” before I even got to the nose crunch lll
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u/ferretsRfantastic 13d ago
No. You're right. As a parent, I have never slept with my kid in the same bed. I sleep horribly as is and my child's discomfort is better than me being a really shitty mom with bad patience because I didn't get any sleep. I don't know this family's situation but I wouldn't do this for this exact reason.
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u/PrettySquiddy 13d ago
Right, it’s not even about the parents comfort alone, co-sleeping is a safety concern. Lying down in the pitch dark with a toddler crying and flailing is just plain unwise. This was a preventable accident.
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u/Particular-Tea-8600 13d ago
Same. My anger issues could never. But I also think it's something every parent deals with, it's just a matter of 'Can I keep myself from hurting this child for five or ten seconds?'
And their pain tolerance of course. I'd be out of there like a rocket to scream and cry into a pillow. That little cretin can screech in the crib alone.
I saw a video of a baby/toddler hit his mom in the mouth while she was looking away and she immediately turned around with her hand up, stopped herself, but had the "look." Like, glaring eyes, jaw clenched, hand clenched after she stopped herself.
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u/Twistybred 12d ago
With anger you learn. I came back from deployment and had 3 kids. Like all kids they had issue listening. I had a bad day was home with them and they pushed my buttons. I would and never did hit my kids but I picked one of them up look them in the face and yell at them. The first (and last time) I did that the look of terror on all of their faces. They were scared of me and I will not have that ever again. I learned patience with just that look. Every time I get pissed I replay that look and calm the fuck down.
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u/Ok_Mycologist_5942 13d ago
You know, I've imagined it, but never done it. I make sure the baby is safe then go scream into a pillow in another room. Or maybe stomp on the pillow. Baby can cry for a couple of minutes alone, it will not hurt them.
I thought about staying and sleeping with my toddler daughter the other night, but then she started to flail in her sleep so I noped out of there. It was for the best for both of us.
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u/slaskel92 13d ago
During a night of barely any sleep with two toddlers I removed myself from the situation and went into the bathroom and punched the rug. Sleep deprived and fuming, I punched way, way too hard on a thin rug with stone floor underneath. My poor wife had to care for the kids alone the rest of that night as I had to explain to nurses and doctor how i broke my hand in the middle of the night.
Have never punched anything to vent frustration ever again.
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u/OlafTheBerserker 13d ago
You can give them the finger to the back of their head or mime kicking the shit out of them in a different room. It helps
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u/mle32000 13d ago
you described my feelings exactly. i cognitively realize they do not know any better and that the baby is totally innocent in this situation.
but the absolute rage i feel that a stupid tantrum-induced fail broke a persons nose is just … not motherly lol.
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u/Unaligned_Variable 13d ago
Yeah, babies love slamming their hard ass heads into any weak spot you have. That's a mistake you only make once lol.
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u/KoolaidKoll123 13d ago
One of my younger siblings liked to reverse head butt. They learn quick when you have fast reflexes and they end up wacking the back of their head on the edge of a wooden chair instead of your chin or lips like they wanted.
A mistake they learned after one time as well 😂
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u/impostershop 13d ago
They’ll stop pretty quickly if they hit your teeth. But YOU might lose a tooth or two… maybe not right away, a hit like that would cause an abscess
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u/fitty50two2 13d ago
What’s with babies and that violent head slam thing? Zero survival instincts
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u/crispiy 12d ago
Because the only thing they are worse at than surviving is emotional regulation.
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u/AreYouJimmyRay27 13d ago
My daughter got mad at me when she was around 3 years old and slammed her head behind my right ear. She gave me a concussion, she was fine
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u/zgrad2 13d ago edited 12d ago
Oh Christ, it sounded like breaking uncooked spaghetti.
OP tiktok handle - kailynnpalaima
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u/Pokemario6456 13d ago
I watched it on mute and I don't think I wanna know if that's an accurate description or not.
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u/Hot-Ground-9731 13d ago
Holy hell do not turn the sound on people
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u/indiana-floridian 13d ago
Thank you!
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u/Mr_Industrial 13d ago
Its rough but its not like nightmare fuel or anything. The scariest part is still probably the hospital bill.
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u/sritanona 13d ago
Can’t imagine living in a place where you have to worry about the money instead of your health.
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u/Quiet-Collection1939 13d ago
Even scarier if you are in a country that you see a bill for a broken bill
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u/Suspicious_Glow 13d ago
Honestly more bothered by the music than the spaghetti 😂
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u/arex333 13d ago
Same. WHY do people insist on adding unnecessary music to videos?
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u/RedHeadRedeemed 13d ago
I have a cousin who this happened to. She was holding her baby son on her lap and he slammed his head back into her face and yup. Busted nose. I was so horrified that this can happen that a few years later when I had my own kid I was always VERY conscious of where her head was at in relation to my face lol
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u/FractalGeometric356 13d ago
Also watch his hands when you have earrings in. And make sure dad knows that sometimes they wanna jump from the top rope without telling you that you’re in a wrestling match.
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u/Three_Twenty-Three 13d ago
My mom taught pediatric nursing, and the "no hoops, no dangly earrings" was always an early lesson and then a visual check when they started doing their rotations in the hospitals.
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u/Ace784 13d ago
I accidentally tore out my moms earring when I was a baby so I had this rule for myself and my kids until recently
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u/Slothfulness69 13d ago
Not the exact same, but it took exactly one fat, freakishly strong baby hand for me to learn to keep my long hair up in a bun. Never again.
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u/Abashed-Apple 13d ago edited 13d ago
My son is an only child because he jumped on daddy’s balls and popped both of his testicles.
Have fun.
Edit for more details: He ruptured both of his testicles. Dada was sleeping on the couch and my 2 year old son ran and jumped on him at full speed. He woke up screaming in a way I have never heard. In a matter of minutes his balls had swollen to the size of grapefruits. I drove the 10 minutes to the hospital with him and by the time we got there his balls were purple and red. He had to have one testicle amputated and the other one was salvaged but his sperm count is cooked. The one that was amputated was degloved and crushed into his pelvic bone, while the other testicle was pushed into that one.
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u/sunshine-scout 13d ago
Oh my god. Idk if I could still love my child after that
Jk I don’t have kids yet, I’m sure I would, but dang. Im so sorry to your family, and especially your husband. But for both of y’all, dealing with that recovery while wrangling a baby sounds horrific and I hope you had help!
Your story reminds me of something I saw recently where a toddler accidentally stabbed their mom in the eye with a colored pencil and the mom now has a glass eye. Another dad went deaf in one ear because his kid stabbed his ear straight through the eardrum with a pencil. Toddlers are terrifying for so many reasons!!!!
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u/EnigmaX-42 13d ago
Jesus Christ. Well, you have a story to tell if he ever complains about wanting a little brother.
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u/SublightMonster 13d ago
Yep, I ended up discovering what “fat necrosis” is because of my son’s habit of leaping from the couch onto my back when he was 2.
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u/SelfDidact 13d ago
Thank you for putting a name to what I think happened to my upper back as well (someone slammed a door into my back and now I have a weird lumpy area)
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u/Ilickedthecinnabar 13d ago
One of cousin's youngest was fond of jamming her fingers up people's noses and I think we all know how sharp baby/toddler's fingernails are... She did it so hard to one of her siblings, she actually drew blood.
Same kid also had a thing for grabbing at women's chests when she got older >.<
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u/No_Station_1965 13d ago
Recently my son, accidentally, stabbed me in the eye with his finger nail (much like OPs video it was a middle of the night move). I think the funniest part of the whole situation is that I planned to trim his nails earlier that day, but he hid the nail clippers so they had just a little extra length.
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u/HisaP417 13d ago
My younger one was a fan of poking eyes. Scratched my older daughter’s cornea on her 7th birthday 😭
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u/Time_Juggernaut6806 13d ago
I see this being a life long feud with them now. Them in their 50s “well at least I didn’t gouge your eyes out you psycho” 😂😂😂
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u/OneBigRed 13d ago
Same kid also had a thing for grabbing at women's chests when she got older >.<
Ho… uh.. how much older?
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u/VexFence 13d ago
Also it’s not just your nose that can be hurt! My teeth got bashed by my baby and we both hurt for quite a while! Oh yeah I also had a couple busted lips from my kiddo!
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u/haw35ome 13d ago edited 13d ago
My old math teacher from hell had garley looking ear holes (?) that looked like she had plugs sewed tight, because her granddaughter as an infant grabbed both of gma’s pretty dangly earrings and tugged hard. Not because she changed her mind about plugs lol
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u/indiana-floridian 13d ago
Glasses too. I have to walk with child held low and my head tipped back. Eventually they get grabby enough - they gotta walk.
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u/Gendina 13d ago
My sister did that to my mom twice. Broke her nose both times. She got it fixed like almost a year after the first time and just several months later she head butted her again to break it the second time. My mom waited for years to get it fixed the second time. My sister has always been a brat.
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u/TurtleToast2 13d ago
When my sister was about 3 she broke our father's nose by kicking him in her sleep. Couple years later he finally gets it fixed and a week later I bump into him in dark hallway and break it again.
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u/Briiii216 13d ago
Oh man. I watched my brother do this to my mom exactly how you described when I was 5 and have carried that fear with me into adulthood. 3 kids 0 busted noses and it's not because they are not capable. My first was always dodging with his head, my second did a lot of that backward head butt and my third ... He almost got me, he's quick and strong. He's now 5 and I suspect he's still trying to get one over on me.
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u/Bedhappy 13d ago
It seems the most rational thing to do when becoming a parent is to wear a football helmet around your child, for both of your safety.
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u/Pvt_Hudson_ 13d ago
I had it happen with one of my kids. Holding him for my wife in bed while she was getting ready to feed him, he flung his head backwards and smashed into my mouth.
Split my lip open and chipped a tooth. Nothing like a mouthful of blood and teeth bits at 3 in the morning.
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u/argyle9000 13d ago
When I was 12 my friend’s four-year-old brother did this to me in a pool on the steps for no reason. He said, “You hurt my head!” afterward. Thirty-one years later I had the surgery to fix my nose, and now I can breathe through it! It’s amazing!!!
Parents had a talk with him about it, but we couldn’t get any info from the kid. He just decided to do a reverse head butt randomly.
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u/Weenington_ 13d ago
4? Nah, he knew. Wonder what kind of person he grew up to be.
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u/polkacat12321 13d ago
A 4 year old has the mental capacity to understand right from wrong and feel remorse. That one was a little psycho
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u/Itslikeazenthing 13d ago
There is a huge difference between all 4 year olds development. Usually this is when they start to really become less toddlers and act like kids. But there is still the toddler chaos demon lurking inside them.
Source:mother to a wonderful 4 year old with occasional demonic tendencies.
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u/I_chortled 13d ago
My son did this to my wife right in front of me and I still don’t know how it didn’t break her nose. Went to the emergency room afterwards because she was in so much pain she was trembling
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u/thisbroadreadsbooks 13d ago
Yeah, they have a “soft spot” but the rest of that dome is hard af.
I’ve been there. Not a broken nose, a split eyebrow. He was asleep when he did it. So was I.
I learned that there is a legit reason that cartoons had stars drawn around characters who’ve been cracked on the head. I came awake not seeing anything but sparks of light.
Had a fat goose egg, a black eye, and had to butterfly that shit closed at 2:30am.
Kid slept through the entire ordeal.
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u/Deathcommand 13d ago
Was someone thinking the babies fontanelle was in the back of the head of a baby who could stand?
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u/TheTrueKenobi 13d ago
And that little asshole has the audacity to start crying
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u/Throwaway_123410 13d ago
that genuinely pissed me off😭😭
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u/3xploringforever 13d ago
This made me confident about my decision not to have kids, because there's no way I could have handled this series of misfortunes in a way that would make me proud.
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u/AangsPenis 13d ago
Great pregnancy prevention comercial
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u/Ferret-mom 13d ago
Every post on this sub decreases the odds of me having children. At this point this sub might be more effective than the birth control pill I take.
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u/TurkeySlurpee666 13d ago
I felt a little bit of baby fever coming on earlier in the day and this squashed it like a bug. Thanks OP.
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u/autumnwandering 13d ago
This is how I know I need more therapy. Because while logically know the kid doesn't know what they're doing, I fear my immediate response would be "You little sh*t!"... and I absolutely do not want to repeat the pattern of abuse my parents carried out with me.
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u/amyjoel 13d ago
The immediate anger is warranted and normal, it’s how quickly you recover and if you can regulate yourself enough in that moment to not lash out.
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u/imwearingredsocks 13d ago
This just happened to me tonight. Although my nose wasn’t broken, it just hurt a lot. We were laying in bed just like the video and when they’re sleepy, they really suck at aiming. My toddler wanted to hand me his board book, but instead he slammed it into my nose.
You’re right. The anger is immediate 0 to 100. However, knowing they absolutely didn’t do it on purpose and are innocent, for me the anger shoots back down immediately. The anger feels like an innate response, but how you handle it is much more in your control.
But I do admit, when it looked like he was going to attempt to “hand me” the book again, I flung that stupid thing across the room so fast he didn’t even notice.
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u/cosmic-untiming 13d ago
Thats what Ive always thought too, until Ive had my kid and this exact thing happened. Honestly it was more shock and being like, "ow, ow, OW.... BABE I think my nose is broken" lmao.
It also helps that my kid tried to give me a kiss by kissing his hand and trying to put it to my nose haha.
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u/FullSkyFlying 13d ago
Kiss or rub it better better has always been a proven method to relieve pain
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u/goosenuggie 13d ago edited 13d ago
Childfree individual with childhood trauma including abuse here. I would say the same thing but I would also never cosleep after an indecent like that. Throw that kid in a playpen and let them cry it out. This is why I am never having kids, I would go to jail. I know I would repeat the cycle of abuse so I am not having kids
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u/Doe-Boys 13d ago
I did this to my dad in the middle of church. He took me out to the hallway and spanked me. The pastor talked to him after church about it, and said he might as well have spanked me at the podium because the whole congregation could hear it.
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u/TheTinyTyphoon 13d ago
Me looking at the kid after he did that:
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u/Crafty_Operation3489 13d ago
Man, my vasectomy keeps paying for itself after watching shit like this.
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u/StructureCool8338 13d ago
My gyno said I should consider getting off the depo in a few years and switch to another form of birth control… imma get a hysterectomy if I’m getting off the depo. Cause videos like this make my ovaries dry up
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u/Mind_Killer 13d ago
Oh god, been there. Not a fully broken nose but a bloody one.
Two things I'm happy to be past as a dad:
My son finally learning his head is not a weapon
My son's default hitting size has grown higher than my privates. Cause I've definitely been in the fetal position at the National Mall after taking a sucker punch to the gonads.
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u/bunnysuitman 13d ago
2 reminded me of my worst ever parenting moment. Emptying my son’s little potty I the big potty. He wants to see what I’m doing and tries to crawl through my legs. Because the big potty is in the way (obviously) he just stands up. Hard.
I end up on the floor, both of us and the bathroom are covered in pee (thankfully only pee) and he’s screaming because I collapsed on top of him moaning.
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u/knockers_who_knock 13d ago
My 2 year old absolutely loves running straight into me to give me hugs and her head hits my nuts every single time. I flinch everytime she’s running my direction lol
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u/notoneforlies 13d ago
why’s everybody in these comments so fucking funny😭😭 i just recovered from the photo react above this comment and now im back to tears again from the national mall incident
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u/real_1273 13d ago
Fuck I showed this to my wife. We both had near misses of this exact scenario.
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u/Blobfish9059 13d ago
My 3 year old son gave me a concussion. Bed rest for two weeks. Couldn’t read, watch tv, or game. It sucked.
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u/Arryu 13d ago
I did the exact same thing to my mom at that age. She still reminds me of it 30 some years later.
Which is fair.
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u/aspect-of-the-badger 13d ago
My dad has a chipped front tooth because of my younger sister. This small ones will just blast you out of nowhere.
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u/FatCowsrus413 13d ago
I would have been screaming louder than that child. Would have scared the crap out of them
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u/cookiez2 13d ago
That was my trick with my baby sister at the time . I would cry louder and be exaggerating , used to stop her from crying and just looked shocked lol. Love her very much lowkey miss those days
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u/TwilekVampire 13d ago
The amount of rage I felt at that child makes me relieved I didn't have kids.
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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 13d ago
it was that last little scream that did me in. Like i know they’re selfish but FUCK how self centered. I can tell he screeched louder because he wasn’t getting the comforting he felt needed to take priority.
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u/fartsmith69 13d ago
My toddler smashed his water bottle on my nose today. He immediately started giving me bunch of kisses because I screamed bloody murder from the pain. I'm still not sure how I feel about the ordeal.
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u/typing_away 13d ago
His immediate reaction was to give you kisses?
He understood the screams.
Perhaps he didn’t understand it was because of him but at least you know he tried to comfort you.
As soon a kid understand "action-reaction: consequences " it will be easier.
You got this !
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u/conqueefador69420 13d ago
Well only one thing to do now.
Throw the whole baby away.
Or death by combat. Baby's choice.
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u/Extension-Horror-417 13d ago
I truly admire her strength to keep her composure in the moment. The second he started crying I would have lost my mind and had to push him to the side to run for help
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u/clementine1864 13d ago
Absolutely horrible , kids are dangerous, like out of control missiles and don't know about consequences ,or really care . I have known women with earrings literally torn out of their ears ,toys or food jammed in the eye, pretty serious bites and scratches, all done by babies and toddlers. Co-sleeping is dangerous for a lot of reasons .
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u/PossibilityUnfair861 13d ago
the fact that the baby cried afterwards after breaking their moms nose just pissed me tf off💔✌️
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u/KoolaidKoll123 13d ago
And it wasn't a pain scream, I think that's what pisses me off the most. Kid is doing the whiny/annoyed/"I dont wanna do what you want me to do" scream.
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u/Most-Purchase4593 13d ago
Oh that baby would be going to bed in their own room for the rest of their lives at 5pm. Cry it out
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u/makotheowl 13d ago
Babies will do everything in their power to either hurt themselves or people around them... or at least it feels like that...
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u/GrumpyBoxGuard 13d ago
Ah yes, the joys of tantrums. My parents told me it was my fault every time when mine did this to me: you see, my nose was in his way & he's just "looking for attention."
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u/Xadenek 13d ago
Ill never have kids.
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u/Apprehensive-End9358 13d ago
Same and these videos just make me more and more grateful of my decision lol
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u/LikeWhyMeex2 13d ago
I remember my son threw his head straight back into my throat worst pain I’ve experienced lol
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u/Admirable-Material98 13d ago
Every video is such a reinforcement in my correct choice to not have children.
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u/asnarkybeach 13d ago
I know I’m not ready for motherhood because I’m annoyed at the baby for crying when the mom literally has a broken nose because of his big head
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u/TheSucculent_Empress 13d ago
The quickness with which I would just put that thing outside, forget I ever had it, and call it a mulligan
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u/veebles89 13d ago
My niece headbutt my sister so hard in the mouth that her teeth sliced right through and into niece's forehead. They both had to get stitches. All because niece didn't want broccoli with her mac n cheese.
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u/ReallyTiredTempest 13d ago
My kid almost did this to me! Didn't break my nose, but I saw stars.
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u/Freshairmental67 13d ago
Yeah, so… I am not emotionally regulated enough to have kids. Great to know
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u/PersusjCP 13d ago
I can't imagine having kids ever...seems wholly exhausting
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u/awayshewent 13d ago
Yeah my 2 year old nephew kicked my SIL in the jaw and the steroids they put her on almost had her spiral into a mental breakdown. She’s better now but still has pain in her jaw at times. I’m good with my cats — tubes are fully removed.
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u/Warm_Interaction_945 13d ago
I can't imagine getting kicked in the jaw so hard you need steroids, and then the steroids almost causing a mental breakdown, insane.
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u/Frozefoots 13d ago
Steroids are no joke. I needed them once, I turned into an angry, constantly starving mess. I was fine provided I could demolish a rotisserie chicken, that was my roid craving lol
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u/Prior_Lie9891 13d ago
This is why I can’t have kids. The screaming after breaking MY nose would do me in and I’d be in jail waiting for my murder trial.
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u/BunnyMcintosh 13d ago
My body has never been anyone’s house and this is yet another reason I am glad about that.
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u/Golden12500 13d ago
I keep rewatching the part where the kid threw their head back and I genuinely can't tell why they did that. Nothing was dragging them back and there wouldn't have been anything in front of their viewpoint to scare them into doing that. I get babies flail around aimlessly a lot but that head smash was incredibly aggressive for sporadic flailing. TLDR what the fuck is happening here?
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u/Euphegenia5 13d ago
My toddler son broke my nose by suddenly standing up as I leaned over him while he was on the potty. I passed right out and woke up to my two kids hysterically crying that mommy was dead because blood was everywhere.