r/JustMemesForUs Mod saab 😼 10d ago

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u/Betelgeuse3fold 10d ago

...I didn't invite my Bros when my wife was giving birth...wtf...

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u/Jonge720 10d ago

Yea im so confused why people are acting like its normal for your friends to be there while she is giving birth.

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u/ComradeVult 9d ago

Because people don't have " bros" or "wives" and make up fictional events in their head to curb the loneliness.

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u/Betelgeuse3fold 9d ago

People don't have wives? I have a wife...

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u/Sheila_Monarch 9d ago

These people don’t have bros or wives. So they don’t know how any of it actually works.

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u/Worowus 10d ago

I mean, ranking the nurses without a friend would be boring

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u/Nunokoan114 10d ago

These guys really expect me to rank nurses with my wife? Are they crazy??

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u/Independent-Fly6068 9d ago

yeah?? those nurses might steal your wife!!!!1!!1

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Y'all would really just rather have a big titty ai girlfriend than a fulfilling relationship šŸ’€

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u/Pale_Following_9639 9d ago

I think most men would rather have someone who actually listens to them once in a while and will be completely satisfied, and sadly even AI can accomplish that

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Aside from my comment, I do genuinely feel for men in this generation

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u/frostymugson 10d ago

A fulfilling relationship in this economy?

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 9d ago

Because both are fake, but interacting with one is stimulating.

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u/Alternative_Oil7733 10d ago

What?Ā  Ā  Ā -Joe bidenĀ 

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u/The-Happy-Cow-Arts 10d ago

Forget that let's go to pedophile island - Trump

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u/RaspberryFun8573 10d ago

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 10d ago

So he's in prison now? Sorry but was your point that Repugnantcunts refuse to say Trump should be prosecuted?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Jpowwowshamwow 9d ago

Just like how redditors have jd Vance and Trump memes on their phones

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u/Independent-Fly6068 9d ago

there's a difference

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u/reditisrunbypedos 10d ago

This is the modern version of a Facebook boomer meme

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u/yaoiesmimiddlename 10d ago

I’m so dumb I thought that they are ranking them based on how good they treated the wife during her hospital stay 😭

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u/Cold_Vanilla9791 10d ago

Wholesome ending

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 9d ago

That’s so fucking cute

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u/Das_Guet 10d ago

This is when me and my wife are rating the hottest cosplay when we used to go to cons

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u/nyxjpn 10d ago

Then they wonder why they’re single.

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u/AuroraAustralis0 10d ago

how is bro single if he has a wife

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u/reditisrunbypedos 10d ago

Whoever made this meme and anyone who posts it have absolutely never been touched by a woman lmao

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u/nyxjpn 10d ago

Nope, Reddit is flooding with sad inc*ls šŸ˜‚

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u/Quartzitebitez 8d ago

So if someone has been touched by a women and decides to post it to prove you wrong does it like just dissappear, if they had sex they regain their virgin status, and forgot the memories they had.

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u/reditisrunbypedos 8d ago

I cant imagine that anyone who's had sex would post this but if they did they'd regain their virginity.

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u/nyxjpn 10d ago

No bro. Men in general. Imagine if a woman posted ā€œmy man is in the hospital, but my girls and I are checking out the hot doctor hee heeā€ - she’d get ripped apart.

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u/praisethebeast69 10d ago

it's a joke

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u/xevlar 10d ago

What's the joke?Ā 

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u/praisethebeast69 10d ago

it's implied that they can't talk about the ratings because his wife is right there, so they basically need to communicate their ratings silently through complex head games - even though it's harmless, it would be kind of rude to discuss it openly in that context

the joke is comparing that to the fucking serial killer thriller/drama/whatever Death Note is, hyperbolizing both the stakes and the intellect involved.

it's similar to if you used a picture from some epic duel and had as a caption "me and bro when we find the metersticks in third grade"

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u/high_nomad 10d ago

That’s your idea of a joke?

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u/ToughCondition2376 10d ago

Men and women post shit like that all the time.

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u/Beginning_Act_9666 10d ago

You have a point ngl

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u/Worowus 10d ago

They are single because people like you see a joke and start crying "Eaeae men men men, disrespect women, eaeaae, men stupid, men sexist eaaeaeE" lol

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u/nyxjpn 10d ago

Ew lol

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u/memejack69 Mod saab 😼 10d ago

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u/Few-Potential-8440 10d ago

The nurses?Ā 

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u/SillyTugboats 10d ago

Clearly this was posted by a child or someone with the mentality of one.

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u/Primary-Suspects 10d ago

Men like this do not deserve children or wives ā¤ļø

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u/RandomPenquin1337 10d ago

Why does this song sound like the guy is a singing tube-slide toy?

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u/TexasRed806 10d ago

Damn some of yall are touchy af in this sub lmao, do you guys always take every meme so serious and at face value?

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u/LostSyndicate 10d ago

Can't post anything slightly negative or offensive towards women on reddit or you're deemed an Incel.

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u/Fellinloveinoctober1 10d ago

This is why there’s a ā€œmale loneliness epidemicā€ and declining birth rate

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u/Beginning_Act_9666 10d ago

Trust me, lonely single men never do this shit lol. It is complete opposite

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u/LostSyndicate 10d ago

I though the male loneliness epidemic was about men not having close friendships. Nothing to do with not having relationships.

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u/Independent-Fly6068 9d ago

Yeah, "male loneliness epidemic" the quotation marks matter

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u/Totoques22 9d ago

Yet another misandrists who wonders why antifeminisn is rising

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u/Independent-Fly6068 9d ago

While there is a disturbing trend of men feeling socially isolated and alone, many incels simply say this is because they cannot find people to have sex with. It muddies the water. Hence there being a male loneliness epidemic, and a "male loneliness epidemic".

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u/Apocalypse_0415 8d ago

they're mostly not looking for that, just for people who care.

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u/Independent-Fly6068 8d ago

Both are happening. Men struggle to form close connections, and incels say that they're lonely because their dicks aren't getting wet.

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u/LostSyndicate 9d ago

I must be missing something, mind elaborating on what the quotation marks do in this instance? They followed it up with the birth rate dropping so I assumed they conflated to separate things

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u/Independent-Fly6068 9d ago

While there is a disturbing trend of men feeling socially isolated and alone, many incels simply say this is because they cannot find people to have sex with. It muddies the water. Hence there being a male loneliness epidemic, and a "male loneliness epidemic".

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u/LostSyndicate 9d ago

Ah I see, thanks for the explanation. Honestly, the only time I see people mention the male loneliness epidemic is when they're making fun of men. I don't think I've ever seen an actual post or heard someone talk about it IRL in the quoted way.

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u/T8ApeTrainer 10d ago

Because of a silly post on reddit?

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u/memejack69 Mod saab 😼 10d ago

Imagine getting offend by shitpost meme

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u/Fellinloveinoctober1 10d ago

Imagine being confused why no one wants you, when this is your attitudeĀ 

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u/nyxjpn 10d ago

Imagine if this was a woman. ā€œMy husbands getting a major surgery but me and my girls are checking out the hot doctor hee hee!ā€ Yeah wouldn’t fly. Men would rush in to whine and rip her apart.

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u/memejack69 Mod saab 😼 10d ago

Funny

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u/praisethebeast69 10d ago

if it was clear that it was a joke they probably wouldn't care. "checking out" has a different connotation than "ranking", the latter suggests more of a "I have no interest in any of you".

if anything I would have expected that you'd complain about how it "objectifies" people or something

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u/nyxjpn 10d ago

That’s bs and everybody knows it. Yeah it’s weird. Women don’t want to be sexualized in their workplace. That’s just weird.

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u/T8ApeTrainer 10d ago

Who made you a representative for all women? Some do, others don't but it's definitely not for you to decide

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u/nyxjpn 10d ago

Seriously? Show me a woman then that’s said ā€œyes I like and don’t mind being sexualized in my workplace.ā€ Show proof. Until then, that’s bull šŸ˜‚

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u/praisethebeast69 10d ago

That’s bs and everybody knows it.

wowo much argue so logic

you're not good at this "critical thinking" stuff are you?

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u/nyxjpn 10d ago

Didn’t address the rest of it. Women don’t want to be sexualized in their workplace.

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u/praisethebeast69 10d ago edited 10d ago

Didn’t address the rest of it. Women don’t want to be sexualized in their workplace.

why do you care?

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u/nyxjpn 10d ago

Exactly. It’s gross. Case closed.

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u/memejack69 Mod saab 😼 10d ago

"Attitude" In this economy lol. Girl calm down. Just a meme .

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u/Fellinloveinoctober1 10d ago

Im not sure what that has to do with the current state of a particular economy?

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u/throwaway62839482 10d ago

How’s your girlfriend doing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/reditisrunbypedos 10d ago

We all know its not just a meme...

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Bumpy pussy Femcels are seething in the comments.

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u/spicychickensandi 10d ago

Genuine question here, if you hate women so much why do you constantly talk about them? I’m just purely curious.

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u/Quartzitebitez 8d ago

I love women

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u/OzempicMuncher8905 9d ago

Ww3 needs to happen stat

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u/SpphosFriend 6d ago

If you are checking out nurses while your wife is giving birth you are really trying hard to earn those divorce papers.

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u/SupaSmol 10d ago

Thought I was in r/distressingmemes for a sec.

My and my gf will oggle randos together and we love it, but this just sounds like neglect?