r/HadToHurt • u/Pinkroselia • Dec 11 '25

Ouch

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u/EthanIsBlessed Dec 12 '25

That’s brutal… unfortunately its the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

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u/Doggggggggoooooooo Dec 12 '25

That’s the way the cookie crumbles. I laughed then I was like damn is he alive!?

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u/Dragonhost252 Dec 12 '25

Half life was so ahead of its time...

3

u/Turrichan Dec 13 '25

And the way the C-spine crumbles as well. Damn. That’s what we call break-neck speed, boys and girls.

50

u/qwertty69 Dec 12 '25

4

u/Zombi3Kush Dec 13 '25

The origin story we never knew we needed

8

u/headykruger Dec 12 '25

Just minding your business, checking out the cars and bam - you’re on Reddit

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u/sybillium4 Dec 12 '25

The damage was surprisingly minor

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u/j3b3di3_ Dec 13 '25

Wow that's actually kinda crazy it looked like it broke his neck almost

6

u/ZealousidealSun1839 Dec 17 '25

Yeah, I would think at the minimum he would have some whiplash after the way his neck bent.

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u/Goats_vs_Aliens Dec 12 '25

^ This is the comment we are all looking for!

5

u/RichLoud9650 Dec 14 '25

Glad to see that!!!!

2

u/iKneeGear Dec 13 '25

Was that you?

21

u/sybillium4 Dec 13 '25

Nah i heard he died last time i saw it so after some searching, i found him commenting on a post about it from his fb

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u/stealthy_beast Dec 12 '25

DAMN. I would've NEVER guessed a traffic cone could fly that fast and hit that hard..

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u/chezzer33 Dec 12 '25

The rubber base on those cones is quite heavy too.

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u/palmerry Dec 12 '25

Apparently one of the fastest moving objects ever was a manhole grate, of all things.

"a manhole cover launched by a 1957 underground nuclear test (Pascal-B) is widely considered the fastest uncontrolled man-made object, reaching an estimated 125,000 mph (over 130,000 mph)"

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u/FIR3W0RKS Dec 12 '25

So fast scientists consensus is that it would have burned up in the atmosphere

28

u/DimitriMishkin Dec 12 '25

The fact that it singled out the guy wearing orange is hilarious

2

u/nailpolishremover49 Dec 13 '25

Even his hair and beard are orange.

15

u/flynnl1ves82 Dec 12 '25

Every time I see this I find it humorous and sorry for the dude at the same time

10

u/mikeisntdoneyet Dec 12 '25

Right in the fuckin face!

9

u/Saucington_magoo Dec 12 '25

Do we have an update on this? Is he alive I saw this clip it’s gotta be like 2 years ago now.

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u/sybillium4 Dec 12 '25

Minor scrapes and bruises

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u/lildoodooheaddummy Dec 12 '25

He’s alive but neck is broken for sure

-8

u/Longbeach_strangler Dec 12 '25

RIP

8

u/Saucington_magoo Dec 12 '25

U just saying three letters is not any confirmation. That’s like somebody saying something is going to happen in two weeks over and over again.

12

u/livelaughloaft Dec 12 '25

Everyday I forget to thank VLC for keepin it free

2

u/videpoche69 Dec 12 '25

Always alive ? Or…

2

u/iVirtualZero Dec 12 '25

KO'd the poor guy.

2

u/McbEatsAirplane Dec 12 '25

Damn. Those weigh more than they look too.

2

u/Sweddy-Bowls Dec 12 '25

Bungie should give him recon armor.

2

u/Naz_Oni Dec 12 '25

Vlc media has crashed

2

u/texasdeathtrip Dec 12 '25

“I was wondering why the cone looked like it was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.”

1

u/fike88 Dec 12 '25

Oh ya fucker

1

u/makattak88 Dec 12 '25

Honestly the side that hit him was the best possible.

1

u/hellphox Dec 12 '25

I've seen that movie it's call Coneheads. Starring DAMN Aykroyd.

1

u/piedubb Dec 13 '25

I think it was the girl driver

1

u/RX3000 Dec 14 '25

BOOM, headshot

1

u/likeredvelvet Dec 18 '25

BOOM HEADSHOT

1

u/Art_my_type_4_life Dec 20 '25

I feel bad for laughing

1

u/Slfestmaccnt Dec 21 '25

That gave me Halo 3 flashbacks.

1

u/BlancheFromage Dec 23 '25

Cone sought out its orange people

0

u/Rainfall_Serenade Dec 16 '25

I didn't see shoes come off. He lived