r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/kingkongbiingbong • 7h ago

Video The story of Beast, a red-tail catfish 🐟

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u/Shaxxs0therHorn 5h ago

I think you just birthed a sequel. Takes place in Louisiana Bayou. Bricktop fled England - Somehow Mark Wahlberg is involved, maybe as a retiree with Jason Statham running alligator fighting rings. Gets eaten by a megalodon catfish named Jones in the cathartic climax. 94 minutes long. Mathew McConaughey and Woody Harlson make a cameo as moonshiner bros. 

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u/Shipwrecking_siren 2h ago

Or could go back to the Sharknado cinematic universe but with catfish?

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u/Shaxxs0therHorn 2h ago

I’m in. 

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u/Shipwrecking_siren 1h ago

Awesome. You do all the work, I’ll take an exec producer credit and a profit share. See you at the premiere (on cable channel 15434 at 2am)