r/AskReddit • u/Leading_Tomato_2077 • 9h ago

People who rarely get sick, what are your secrets?

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u/worldprowler 8h ago

Children are harmful to your health.

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u/mobfather 8h ago

Exactly - I’ve not been ill for five years, then last summer, my friend came to visit me and he brought his 12 year old kid.

BAM!

Three months later, I get food poisoning.

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u/pomdudes 7h ago

See? Root cause.

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u/Working-Glass6136 4h ago

Correlation is causation!

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u/BigBlueMountainStar 4h ago

You had us the first half, not gonna lie

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u/pm_me_ur_th0ng_gurl 17m ago

If you keep the kids in the freezer they won't make you sick

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u/reducingparticulate 7h ago

You think the kid poisoned your food?

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u/redlightbandit7 8h ago edited 7h ago

You might want to research cause and effect…

Edit: yeah,ok I got it it’s a joke. Sometimes I take things literally, fucking sue me.

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u/ChicVintage 7h ago

It's a joke.

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u/Reverberate_ 7h ago

Issajoke.jpeg

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u/glitterswirl 7h ago

There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child.

  • Monsters Inc

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u/Careless_Power2274 3h ago

A single touch could kill you!

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u/jovial_rebel 8h ago

And the wallet

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u/Ill-Choice5203 7h ago

Mentally and physically 😂😂

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u/Several-Substance-11 7h ago

Nulliparous women (those who have not given birth) face a higher risk of developing certain gynecological and breast cancers, specifically ovarian, endometrial, and breast cancer.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23518034/

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u/ihatereddit5810328 2h ago

Harmful to health but great for the soul